Sexy Rhymes for Woke Adults - 4

Ode to an Asshole

You blew in like a storm
But you were a worm
Couldn’t get hard
Without any charm

Did less good than harm
Could have kept me warm
But instead you got shit
Cuz you wasn’t in form

You stank it was gross
I bet your asshole is loose
What you wanted the most
Now is gone like a ghost

Blocked that’s the way
To keep your sort at bay
If you come round again
I’ll make you fucking pay

Not with your cash
But with blood and your tears
All your greatest fears
Down upon you like spears

Fuck off with that shit
That shit is quit
Chomping at the bit
Like a pig on the spit

That’s not how we play
That shit is cray cray
You ain’t 50 shades of grey
On your knees fucking pray

That’s the final straw
I used to call it a draw
But now I know that
I’ll fight in a fucking bra

Thanks for leaving that’s tight
The best part of my night
You got what I gave you
But it don’t make it right

And as much as I dream of a nasty repeat
This time not in my room instead on the street
A time when it came I could serve it up sweet
Leaving you on the ground in a bloody heap

We all get rewards which our actions doth reap
And it’s now apparent you’re just a shitty creep
At night when the blackness is nearly complete
The thing you want most but can’t have is sleep

While we will be here in relative peace
Warm from the love of the ills that we ease
Ready and willing and hungry to please
The guys who aren’t like you, a fucking sleeze

Now we get to this point, the point of no return
Where instead of kicked out my trust you had earned
You’d come in politely and made some chit-chat
We talked about sex what we like tit-for-tat

Started easy you know
Tenderly made it grow
You gotta take it slow
To get ready to blow

I’d have sat on your lap
Arms round your back
Give my ass a quick slap
Ya I like it like that

Feel that booty jiggle
Got such a nice wiggle
Fingers on my nipple
Knees weak like a cripple

And I’m rolling my weight
On your hook like I’m bait
This is feeling first rate
Getting over my hate

Your dick’s now a rocket
You got it good hawk it
Now tell me to take it
And I don’t have to fake it

Slide a finger up in me
Ya that’s how you win me
In a bit you can rim me
And I wanna ride gimme

Get on up inside me
Omg have you tried me
I taste like the fried meat
Sold on your side street

Fingers in my ass and hand on my hip
Holy shit I’m loving the strength of your grip
Your dick on my asshole it’s starting to slip
We’re about to embark on the tastiest trip

My ass feels about like it’s going to rip
Sweat from my body goes drip drip drip drip
I’m about to explode as I feel it slip
Inside me my brain is doing a flip

You come like a fountain
You’re king of the mountain
Can we please go again?
You can stay in my den

I slump onto your chest
Omg you’re the best
We both need some rest
Then put me to the test

Step on my head
You’ve killed me I’m dead
To the darkest depths
Of depravity led

Collared and cornered hiding like prey
Wondering if I’d see the light of day
Living to regret this dangerous play
Forever unable to keep you at bay

I would have been your bitch
Could have made you rich
And gave you means to scratch
At your every itch

But instead you are still
Down below in the swill
Keep climbing those hills
Keep taking those pills

And next time you see me
High above lit like fire
Remember what you lost
When you fucked like a liar