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Hey, I'm a girl whose up for any public sex show and I play keyboards and bass guitar.

Is there a place for me in the band? I'm willing to travel and relocate.

I was watching a documentary on VH1 on The Runaways which was the band that featured Cherie Currie, Joan Jett and Lita Ford. When I saw Cherie Currie wearing lingerie during their concert in Japan while singing "Cherry Bomb", I got the idea of what if all of them had as a uniform wore lingerie on stage?

I next saw a documentary on Motley Crue and seeing the background singers gyrating on stage with Vince Neil and seeing the video for "Girls, Girls, Girls", and then a replay of a Hole concert where Courtney Love on stage exposed her pussy to her audience while performing, that inspired me with another what if. What if this all girl band, not only performed in lingerie but stripped nude?

I then watched an old Alice Cooper concert and saw how the concert was a play that in essence told a story and not just a collection of songs

Then a friend turned me onto some of the recent pop hit videos of Lady Gaga's "Love Game", Britney Spears' with "3", "Womanizer" & "Slumber Party", Rihanna with "S&M", Demi Lovato's "Cool For The Summer" and "Sorry Not Sorry" , and Taylor Momsen's band Pretty Reckless song "I'm Going to Hell", then I read the lyrics of Halestorm's "I Get Off" and watched Lzzy Hale in videos for "Freak Like Me", "I Get Off", "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You", and "Mz. Hyde" and I started thinking what if there was an all girl band that fucked on stage and did pornographic videos, how would that work?

That is how I started working on a story I am currently calling "The Porn Star Sluts", where a man who owns a porn studio and at least 2 strip clubs work with guys like Joe Francis of "Girls Gone Wild" and porn heavyweights like Playboy Entertainment to put together a band of trained female musicians who will create a new sub-genre of Heavy Metal/Hard Rock called Sex Metal based on the commercially successful Glam Metal from the 1980's that hair metal bands like Motley Crue, Posion, and Warrant produced with the sex way amped up, with guest porn stars or STD screened fans fucking the band members on stage during or between song sets and telling a sex story during their concerts with the lead singer becoming the main character of the story and her band mates playing roles in the story where they have sex on stage during the performance as well. The band obviously would initially perform at the strip clubs of the band's backers, like if they performed at Spearmint Rhinos or other such strip clubs, alongside and behind the club's strippers and/or with guest starring porn stars like the Kendall Sisters.

I had the band cover a number of metal/hard rock songs like Halestorm's "I Get Off", Lita Ford's "Hungry", Nickelback's "S.E.X." and Heart's "Crazy On You" (love that opening guitar solo performed by Nancy Wilson); redo pop songs like what Halestorm has done on their cover song albums with Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" and Daft Punk & Pharrell's "Get Lucky", only the songs I had in mind included Lady Gaga's "Love Game", Rihanna's "Skin", Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" and The Lords of Acid's "Show Me Your Pussay"; and finally original songs like "Ski Jumping" and "Girl Party" which I wrote in moments of inspiration.

My main problem is work has gotten in the way of writing the story, but I wrote "Ski Jumping" and "Girl Party" on New Year's Day and thought if I never get back to finishing "Porn Star Sluts", I would at least get the lyrics of two original songs from that story published.