The Night Before Sexmas

**This is just a quick parody poem of "The Night Before Christmas" that I wrote relatively quickly. It's not perfect but I hope you enjoy**

'Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through my house

Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse;

I stared out my window,
calmly sipping a beer,

Just hoping my presents
would bring me great cheer;

When at last I grew weary,
and fell fast asleep,

I dreamed of the morning,
all my gifts in a heap;

When all of a sudden,
to my own disbelief,

Old Saint Nick came a knocking,
sure to bring me no grief;

In a state of amazement,
with a tad bit of fright,

I torn down the stairs,
my heart filled with delight;

I slid to a halt,
my mouth open in shock,

All I could do
was sit there and gawk;

Saint Nick was dressed,
quite unlike the cartoons,

And his sleigh was a sports car,
blasting his tunes;

But the apparel of Santa
wasn’t what held me in awe,

‘Twas the three sexy bitches
that had locked up my jaw;

“Ho, ho, ho!” Bellowed Santa,
his grin ear to ear,

“I’ve noticed how good
you have been this whole year;

So for this special night,
may do as you please,

Now come on you hot sluts,
get down on your knees;”

I fell down in my chair,
and with shaking pale hands,

I pointed at the first one,
and spoke my command;

“You bitch, state your name
and then strip off your clothes,

Then I want every inch of my cock
down your throat;”

“I’m Anna!” She squeaked,
showing every last curve,

Her big perky tits,
stood for me to observe;

“Ok listen here Anna,
cause I don’t have all night,

I want my entire banana swallowed
in one sopping bite;”

Anna complied,
with no skip of beat,

She first kissed the tip,
and then swallowed my meat;

I released all my cum
on her soft perky tits,

Then I turned my attention
to some of her other bits;

I spun her around,
bent her down at the waist,

Pulled her round ass towards me,
and left her pussy disgraced;

I pounded and pounded,
‘til her cunt glowed red,

Every thrust she would squeal
from my sizeable dick-head;

Without a second thought,
I tossed her aside,

And motioned for the other two cum sluts,
to state their names with pride;

“I’m Mia” one boasted,
showing an ass so firm,

My hands melted around it,
it was ready for sperm;

“I’m Caroline”
the other girl giggled with glee,

As I licked each nipple
on both her titties;

I lay flat on a bed,
Santa made from thin air,

My dick pointed skyward
for the hot girls to share;

Mia carefully inserted
my rock hard thick dong,

In her warm, tight, wet pussy,
I knew I wouldn’t last long;

My face was were Caroline
took up her perch,

My tongue found her cunt and penetrated,
making her lurch;

I licked and lapped
at her hot swollen clit,

While Mia humped hard,
on my big throbbing dick;

At last I unleashed
every last drop of semen,

Into Mia’s waiting pussy,
leaving it glazed and dripping;

Caroline erupted
with a shriek of delight,

Her squirt drenching my face,
to end the perfect night;

Santa just smiled
and collected the hoes,

Got back in his car,
put the music on low;

And the last thing he said,
ere he drove out of sight…

“You’ll get more bitches next year,
merry Christmas, good night!”