All Comments on 'A Letter to my Ex-Wife, Selina'

Perfect response.

5 Stars, That was the longest alternate three words (Fuck You Bitch) I've ever read.

I really liked the story. She got what she richly deserved.

I absolutely agree with you about stories without proper endings. I hate them. At least one author likes to put a note at the end of his stories telling us to figure out the ending for ourselves. It I had that kind of imagination I would be writing the stories instead of reading them. Too bad you are no longer active because there are other stories that need an ending.

This was a good story. Definitely worth 5 stars

"...and I said Gaaaaaaahhhdd Daaaayyyuuummm!!!" - Dave Chappelle after reading this letter 😂😂

Now, THAT'S a good burning! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

U are not a nice individual! Loved the story..5 stars

Just love your stories 5*****

Made me laugh. 5 stars DMW aka Sumnut96

A little long and a bit redundant but the sarcastic vein is entertaining. Also I always like it when the slut loses in the end. Also the bastard who scores another man's wife.

Thank you. It was like a mouthwash riding me if the nasty taste of the original. Thank heavens that writer is gone in to other interests

I stuck with it to see what the punchline would be only to find that there wasn't one. Too long and too repetitive.

Never heard of the wrath of a woman after what he’s had done to her they can be very vindictive if I was him an she comes anywhere near him I’d be afraid VERY afraid an the most dangerous person is one with nothing to lose she’d going to put for vengeance ure happy life is about to blow up

4/5

Nice companion piece to Selina's letter. A bit over the top (sorority sisters, sharing obsolete)

I got bored with the repetitive nonsense and quit reading. Two stars.

JPB

Loved it from start to finish, so over the top, so well thought out.

Brilliant.

Tongue FIRMLY planted in cheek. Very fun read. 5 stars DMW aka

I loved it. All of the tongue in cheek snide remarks and my smiles as the story continued along. Very funny way of letting her down. Nice little BTB for both of the cheaters.

Loved it

A great sequel to a depressing story.

Know what the difference between a porcupine and a bmw is? On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside!

A great tongue in cheek story! Lots of laughs.

Brilliant, smiled all the way through, well done.

Too effing funny...

...black-belt level snark, and a MAJOR dose of karmic revenge on the cheating wife and her lover !

5 stars, of course !

It's a good thing he's willing to forgive and forget. I fear what would happen if he were to go BTB on his ex-wife.

BRUTAL!!!!! FANTASTIC twist!!!!! AMAZING!!!

Shit.! I wish that I'd written that.

I love the snark I find in so many of your stories, but I can't remember more than a couple that I didn't thoroughly enjoy.

This wasn't one of those !

I loved the surgical skill of the words in the letter, point by point inflicting maximum karmic justice on the cheating wife in a true BTB tale.

Of course, 5 stars !

Nice one 5*

DAMN... that was good! What the hell is a "custard chucker"? ...OOOHHH...nevermind.

Absolutely insanely great. I'm not even bothering to read the original, as it would just depress me, whereas your writing, as usual, uplifts, entertains and makes people happier.

"my blue-veined custard chucker" i almost sit a glass of bourbon through my nose at this one. This was a RIOT! 5* for sure

Awful, just awful

5 minutes I won’t get back

Way to beat the itch to death.4 stars.

Bill S.

A lovely story. Love it. AAAAAA++++++

Great and funny satire. Very enjoyable

Great satire - nicely put together. Revenge is sweet

Good grief, never have I ever heard of it being called a "Custard Chucker" got a good giggle from that. All told, a very clever tale of revenge. LP

That was great thanks for the laugh

Boy did I like this one 5 stars

Custard Chucker LMFAO !!!! 5 STARS what a great finish thank you so much!

The cunt that wrote the original obviously had issues. Probably from being constantly dumped on after preforming Cleveland steamers.

Thankfully, FTDS set the record straight.

OTT was intended, and very well done.

Was pretty good, but then you made is so over the top, well, the best i can give it is an average.

You almost lost me at "custard chucker," but I soldiered on. Very nice! Wildly unbelievable, but you kept the right tone throughout so it works well. Now I need to go read the inspiration story.

Over the top, pure fantasy, and utterly great which was what was needed to wash away the stink of the original story. 5 stars.

Another great take on this by a top author

Made my day! Five stars, and I'm sorry I couldn't add a sixth.

Love it... 5 Stars... Added to favorites...

A little too over the top.

Bill

I LOVE IT!@! SHE GOT HERS, AND NOT JUST DISEASES...

She had that and worse coming!

A manwhores letter to Selena

Perfect

Love it when a whore gets wrecked .

Basically gave her the ammo to totally ruin his life lol, set himself up to get fired from his new position, lose half his money because the abandoned divorce degree was false (I'm not sure so just putting it in), gives all the family the true story he spinned to help himself, so all in all if she wanted to do it,

- Loses his job for the same reason his ex-rival got fired (minus porn found)

- Loses money that would of been hers if none of this would of happened

- Loses his support structure i.e her parents, her sister, his children, maybe his parents and family

- Loses his reputation in the community and maybe forced to leave the area to start anew.

I'd of kept the letter short and sweet, letting her know that karma doesn't have to be done by the person receiving something that they didn't deserve (wink face after that) and then end it with hope to see you soon and then let her find out what's been going on when she gets there.

Perfect revenge although don't like her being left in another country and then being used as a sex slave, so minus that and it's perfect, promises made promises broken, ultimate revenge for the dickhead, tired of hearing they don't last long in prison, like just make sure he survives all through the sentence and then it's all good lol.

4* because it was a good letter to his ex-wife but that letter in the hands of hers would kill all the work he did to get to that point.

Niiiccceeee.

Silly story, but it was a sweet revenge for him.

Blue veined custard chucker?? Priceless.

This story makes him a bigger whore than wifey ever was. Living life better is the way, not becoming total scum.

Would love an epilogue of the entire story you know what is the wife's head at the same time the husbands would make it much more interesting

Long humorous

The word pictures, like "blue veined custard chucker", are vivid. Best of the answered letter stories.

Started out funny, then just went off the rails into Ridiculous Land.

I think you mimicked the writing style of Selina28 perfectly. I am just a wee confused about how the ex landed in Thailand if she had no money.

How much pain you caused me when I blew a rum and coke up my nose laughing? Signed: BTW

Loved the sarcasm

Punishment great

Keep it up

Very humorous. Good writing again.

and it was as good as the First time. He got more then Even with Selena and his Rival. one getting Tattoos and Co_k in the Mouth. Her getting incurable STD . Not to mention replacing her with her Sister.

Enjoyed it immensely. What a fitting reply, replete with pointed barbs! Had a good laugh. Five stars.

I enjoyed it personally. Good answer to the bitch's letter.

Did you swallow a stupid pill before you wrote this?

Sorry mate 1 star his is shit compared to your other efforts

“Satire”? I don’t know. Maybe it is, but whatever, it’s pretty good stuff. I actually prefer to think of it as “Rubbing salt in the wound. DEEP!”. Nice story, FTDS.

and completely imbecile; your other stories are great; but this is one totally immature way of of talking about adultery.

I had no idea you were a poet.

I give this story Five Fur Chalices.

I don't think so. Brilliant effort. 5*s

It was great fun! Thanks for the break from the norm. Do more of this

Usually i'ts hopeless

to change a cuckold

story to a normal story.

Seen it tried a couple

of times, with bad results.

This story gets away with it.

Well done!

Top ratings from me.

They were your mother's words. Absolutely hilarious.

A perfect answer to Selina28 and whatever sick puppy would stoop to wet his pecker in her sewer.

Thanks for taking out the trash.

go suck on a gun barrel you piece o' shit !

Swingerjoe or wannabe , Fuck off !

is like a fungus - always showing up where you don't want it, persisting even though it isn't wanted, resistant to everything intended to make it go away, a true cucky-parasite

Great revenge on the cunt whore. FTDS, you are missed.

become the writer and reader, TK U MLJ LV NV

Nuff said

Write something like that only from the woman's POV...

Love a good story where the cheating wife ends up with incurable sex transmitted diseases. No better revenge than the one she gives herself.

Trying to get me to laugh myself to death huh? Well that's just rude.

While I didn't read the letter that this responded to, I could derive the essence of it as I read this.

What's "Not fair"? Simply this: I have very limited lung capacity and I almost strangled while laughing so hard during my reading of this. I'd barely begun to recover and I'd hit another passage that set me off coughing again. I laughed until it literally hurt. A lot.

Thanks for writing this delightful missive. You must have had a lot of fun working in the details.

I love it....but my only concern is inviting her to b their house maid..you know with her STD...she might do harm to their child as a revenge ...

I hope in the end they don't invite her into their home..

5* keep writing.

“I know the words seem harsh, but they're not mine, they are your mother's.” – Loved that!

Minor point, actually from the original story, why did he leave the cruise tickets when he left the house?

Too funny....

to the scullery. TK U MLJ LV NV

WHAT CAN I SAY ROTFLMAO

Bravo. Well written. So smoothly reasoned. I loved the humor. 5*

...I am still sitting here, laughing my head off. Great story, fantastic humor.

5 *

For some of the commenters, maybe you needed a /s at the end.

I don't care what the commenters previously said. And most of the comments that I read were complimentary, as they should be. Especially the one about some of the people commenting thinking that satire was something with hairy legs. And hooves too, I would guess. But really girls, over-the-top is just that. Don't try to bring it down to reality just because you didn't identify with the story. Very few good sex stories about little boys living in their Mom's basement.

FTDS you always turn in a good product, that is when you have something to work with. There have been a few that you attempted that even talent and a good sense of humor couldn't fix. But that's okay at least you have tried in the past to smooth some of them out. That being said, this one was one of the funniest and more precisely fleshed out finishes that I have seen on here. Keep up the good work, we appreciate it.

do you think she will pick up on all the apologies. TK U MLJ LV NV