by Ben Nichols
Is that the way you think pirates would treat a piece of booty???
Great Comedy!
Great Humor!
Great Laughs!
loved the whole word play and all just a funny story that makes me wish i was a pirate!!!!!!!!
The tongue in cheek of this one was great, thanks for the laugh (and the titilating fantasy... There *is* something about uniforms, even pirate ones... lol) I couldn't help but think Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean... only cleaner... and... dirtier... <grin> Good job!
I can't stop laughin... this is one hilarious parody that I have read in a long time.
I like the story, and I AM a pirate. Arggh!
It needed a bit more piratey wording to it, but all in all, beats the hell out of a poke in me good eye.
Standing ovation for you. I don't find this kind of story much, and this one is the bomb ;) I was laughing from the very first beginning to the end. Very nicely written :)
This should have been submitted on Sept. 19, which is, of course, Talk Like a Pirate Day, me heartie! Still, a fun romp, matie!
Cap'n Mike Weaselpants
That was just great. I laughed all the way through. Pretty sexy too.
A really fun read, it made laugh and yearn to be a manly pirate guy's disbelieving wench. Keep up the good work.