All Comments on 'Accidentally Like a Martyr'

A pleasant little diversion from the weightier LW RAAC and BTBs.

A fun read. Thanks for sharing

I got a little too much enjoyment out of that one. Poor Reggie had a bad day and his bullshit is over with. Like a lot of LW readers, you must be fed up with cuck stories. Thank you for this one, you get my *5.

like Mickey Mouse..........LOL

Wonderful story!

Very good story...Funny all over...Thank you...5*

Skillfully delivered with your humor and style! Loved it! More and more, please!!

Damn this story must be from Pluto. It's just downright Goofy. I loved it gave me the laugh I needed this morning.

But I do prefer Bugs Bunny

A nice five star story with a priceless last comment. Bullseye!!!!

Funny story - 5* for something new if nothing else.

Now this is LW humour at it's finest. Thanks for the laughs, although my outburst was enough that my wife had to check in on me.

5/5

"bull" meets butcher

made me laugh

That started my day with a laugh.

Hahahaha! I needed that!

Thanks.

Needed a good laugh to help cope with all the crazy stuff in the world. Thanks

It took me a minute to get the "bullshit" remark. That was clever!

Hilarious!

funny and enjoyable but far too short. still giving you 5 stars

5* from me.

Well done, is how I like my bulls! Instant classic, and not quite as unrealistic as I expected-judges get a little... Esoteric as they approach retirement.

Nice story! Keep’em coming! Five stars ⭐️ for this one.

Hilarious! The bull was fortunate he kept his privates.

...well done, 5 stars. Thanx...

Loklie

Very well written tongue in cheek humor. I would love to read more but I I aging this level of wit would be difficult to maintain. Five stars!

5* This humorous story gave me shots that blew me away in laughter. Well done!!!

As the phrase goes, Seldom do justice and law share the same table. Nice take on juris"prudence".

... the last sentence being “... had the mystery assailant being a better ... “

5*

With the "Mickey Mouse voice" I thought he DID lose his gonads!

This story could have fit into the Humor and Satire category also.

I love these tongue in cheek stories. They make the day so pleasant.

Too funny. 5 stars

It seems like justice was served in this case!

5

IS THIS A TRUE STORY? ;-)

LOVED IT...

Thank you mandm good fun and a light entertaining read.

I don't know but it seems his "marksmanship" was right on Tammie in her big ass and Idiot in his Groin.

i dont understand the "Epilogue" why did u write that word. that paragraph that u wrote after that word ends the story quite well. theres no reason for that "Epilogue" word. enjoyed the story though, that "Epilogue" word was just weird

Okay, call me “crazy” but I enjoyed your tale. Call me ‘crazy” but I don’t recall saying that.

Enjoyable creative humor.

A nice diversion from the "Normal: LW material.

I suppose body parts were injured or removed? Pretty funny stuff. Since the moderators of this site have allowed castration, torture and murder in past stories, I find their rejections to be patently ridiculous.

Unfortunately the courts in most cases favor the women, they don't put any stock in the mens side. Its guilty until proven innocent, unless your a women, then its believe all women. You don't have to look far in todays news stories to find examples. But I did enjoy your fairy tale.

Nice.

There may be some parts here

that are not highly realistic.

But it's such an entertaining tale,

making fun of a silly fetish.

Dripping with healthy humor.

I got my day in court once.

Against a thief.

The court ruled on wrong doings

but against penalty.

The asshole declared bankruptcy

before the trial.

I got to speak my mind

at the end of the trial.

Sadly I didn't have moreandmore by my side

and therefore got no giggles

from the courtroom.

I even got a frown from the judge

when I called the man a thief.

Go figure.

This story, however, got giggles.

And I'm sure it wasn't just from me.

Top ratings.

Love it!

I like a writer with a sense of humor.

I especially like those, as so many tens of thousands of stories in LW have been published, that it's harder and harder to find anything original. Yours was cute, fun and made me laugh.

Thank you, sir.

Quite an amusing tale. Thanks.

Very, very good... 5*s

A nice amusing story.

I had a really good laugh at these protagonists! Very well!

Great story. Quite funny.

Had some good chuckles and some guffaws with that one. Well done.

It's unfortunate that the censors here think fucking your own kid is just swell even though it is illegal, but descriptions of violence make the censors clutch their beads and look for a fainting couch. SnVZvg

They should have questioned Merle for longer, ha ha

Loved the story *5

The author says, "I've tried to incorporate as many clichés as allowed, and overused commas and whatever else bothers the self-appointed experts."

Perhaps this is tongue-in-cheek, but too many authors here get upset when people point out errors and clumsiness. Personally, I don't mind working through difficult sentences or trite situations, but writers who want to tell better stories and not confuse the reader should accept, if not welcome, constructive criticism.

But truly, this was a 5-star story despite any possible clichés or commas.

Very, very funny.

So damn funny, Thank you M&M!

Loved it, made me smile all the while reading it⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

You’ve done better. Great conceptual plot.

Nice

Stupid people and crazy people. That makes the world go round.

Five Stars

Nice

Stupid people and crazy people. That makes the world go round.

Five Stars

Very funny! Thanks

If only all the other nonsense on this site was as funny.

The attorney missed a critical point. If Reginald described himself as a bull because of his large penis, the attorney should have asked Tammie if she could describe herself as a cow because of her large vagina.

Hilarious parody of the mighty bull and his whore being bested by the man who refused to be a cuck.

Shoulg be a movie

Reading for the second time and laughing as I did the first time, one of my favorite stories. Gotta give this one 25 stars, lol

no realistic but very fun!

So glad I found this one. Sharp satire on several cliches.

I'm going with Merle being a better marksman.

Great story!!!!

Truly hilarious, thanks

With an ass that big, he couldn't miss, and with a pecker that small....well even the best of marksmen aren't miracle workers! Merle didn't need to be a better marksman. He did fine.

Bulls battle equal or bigger bulls face to face with no fear. Mice scurry around behind the scenes taking what's not theirs because they're cowards. Mooooo.

Growing up on a ranch, every time an old cow or bull got a little too combative we would turn them into hamburger. Merle was just tenderizing them.

I giggled all the way thru this one..............! O h you don't have to worry about me correcting your grammar or punctuation, I got Cs and Ds in english in high school. I read, if it reads good, it is good. Nice story and funny.

Of curse he was innocent, he didn't even own a shot gun.

L M A O !! great story.

Great story, although I think it would probably have been even better if Merle were a better marksman.

This was FUN!!

Lost track of the number of times I laughed 😂🤣🥰

He is one of my most favorite authors… Please keep writing…

Wow. Merle needs sponsors. Needs training so that he doesn't miss good targets. Travesty to waste ammo.

Merle is a bad man…….shooting two people with out remembering being there is gangster

I want to know why it was rejected

Like the story. AAAA++++

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious!

Idealist and hilarious, no court would go for it though. Hehehe

That was very entertaining.

Dry enjoyable and had many chuckles

if only courts were like that. lol

HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Very cleverly done, requiring only a SMALL suspension of belief !

A "5" for sure...

EastCoaster

haaahahahhaahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Loved it,thanks.

Oh you are a wag, great laugh a minute read this is.

not real life in any way but fun and would heve been appropriate for the cheaters in real life. rk

Jajajajajajaja jajajaja

Reload

Fun read!

So if the bull was not shot in the privates. How did he end up sounding like mickey mouse?

I think what was on trial, was the whole bull and hot wife crap that gets posted. Temporary insanity indeed

Hot lead ass wife. Hilarious.

Really fun and well constructed story.

Clever story about a man shooting his wife and her lover and getting set free for time served. Four stars.