by Decayed Angel
Although most of this was a bit helpful, I would have to say my favorite reference you made was from Tim the Toolman Taylor, have a good day Al. LOL XD
Finally a project with a power tool that doesn't involve spending $1,000. at Lowes.
Right On! I have used vibrating and oscillating sanders. However at a recent yard sale I bought one of the motorized massagers which haircutters used to strap on the back of their hand to give a good massage This thing is great! By taping on a short piece of foam type of pipe insulation with an inside diameter the same as or slightly larger than my cock, I have a virtual motorized Fleshlight.
This piece was sheer genius! The humor, the brutal honesty, the mad-scientist ingenuity of it all. I thought I was adventurous, but never once has the thought "power tools" crossed my mind when it comes to masturbation. You sir, are the King of Blue Collar Wanking. I bow before your creativity and bravery.
Personally, I'm a multi-orgasmic, semen retaining, Tantric kinda guy. I would never do any of what you've suggested here, but it warms my heart to know that somewhere out there, a fellow Literotica reader is making wild, passionate love to his Power Sander...
Everyone masterbates so don't act like you don't. And to the guy wondering how desperate you are. I'm sure he's the kind of guy that cheats on his girlfriend or wife when they are away he's just cadly , but you are sweet and jerk off insted, you are a rare find. Every guy I know has cheated. Anyway I loved it I don't have a power sander but I do have magic massager that vibrates wonderfully! I call it the general lol
Gees!! To read some of the comments you would think that none of them ever wanked OR laughed…
I was very impressed by the- funkiest humor! The combination of the artificial action on the screen (it has its purpose, I know) and the artificially enhanced (including technical features and accurate manual like instruction) for enhanced wanking, amounted to truly very funny piece! (And instructive).
Now, will I ever try it at home? –WELL… I’ll have to think about it…
It was horrible....HORRIBLE. Now even the sound of the washing machine makes what's left of my dick shrivel like a noodle.
You are an evil, evil man!
I love it! No need for alcoholl to convince me, I am heading out the garage to find the sander right now!