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I wrote the first 4/5ths of this a couple years ago, then sat-out a fallow spell with wrecked eyes, and finished it this week, now that I can see better. Locations and some events, institutions, and people are real, but somewhat disguised. Yes, the "it's 12 inches long and it itches and drips" call actually occurred. I omitted Dr Kubler-Ross, who was there -- maybe she'll be in a sequel. I'm glad Manu liked the tale.

You kind of gave up on the ending. Pretty funny otherwise. Better luck on the next one.

Yeah, I wimped out. I should have had Josh and Prince Charlie go out as peeping toms -- a bit more voyeurism as a finishing touch. Too late now. But Manu liked it. ;)

And illegally restrained I figure a visit to the police would have been in order? Nothing better than to send the EX to jail. This felt strangely unfinished.

Local cops and judges were at the party too and would not be sympathetic to his complaint. And, no proof, no willing witnesses -- that's how it goes on the Mendo coast -- justice is for the highest bidder. Having lived there, I can affirm this. Oh yes, I changed the station call letters to protect the guilty.