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Click here"Thanks, I'll also skip your diseased gifts that keep on giving. See you next week." He saw his bike standing near a ballroom door and staggered to it. The ride home would be weary.
He feared what New Year's Eve would bring. He and drooling Prince Charles would celebrate alone. Safer that way.
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Author's note: This story by Hypoxia Smurf is copyright (c) 2020. The voices in my head insisted this be written so it is inevitable. Your constructive comments and suggestions are always welcome. If you like this, join the 1%ers and VOTE!
- COMMENTS
Hypoxiaover 3 years agoAuthorLocal cops and judges were at the party too and would not be sympathetic to his complaint. And, no proof, no willing witnesses -- that's how it goes on the Mendo coast -- justice is for the highest bidder. Having lived there, I can affirm this. Oh yes, I changed the station call letters to protect the guilty.
Anonymousover 3 years agoAnd illegally restrained I figure a visit to the police would have been in order? Nothing better than to send the EX to jail. This felt strangely unfinished.
Hypoxiaover 3 years agoAuthorYeah, I wimped out. I should have had Josh and Prince Charlie go out as peeping toms -- a bit more voyeurism as a finishing touch. Too late now. But Manu liked it. ;)
Antryg_Windroseover 3 years agoYou kind of gave up on the ending. Pretty funny otherwise. Better luck on the next one.
Hypoxiaover 3 years agoAuthorI wrote the first 4/5ths of this a couple years ago, then sat-out a fallow spell with wrecked eyes, and finished it this week, now that I can see better. Locations and some events, institutions, and people are real, but somewhat disguised. Yes, the "it's 12 inches long and it itches and drips" call actually occurred. I omitted Dr Kubler-Ross, who was there -- maybe she'll be in a sequel. I'm glad Manu liked the tale.
