by Omenainen
Wow. And I thought you didn't write filth. That was like a telling of "The Aristocrats" ;-) The hat was a fun and unexpected addition. Great ending.
Well, dang. She sure could have used that hat sooner — eh? I love these kinds of stories because I just don't have the imagination to conjure them up. But no doubt the combination of the boots and the hat will provide all she needs to deal with all of the pudgy, middle aged men who "think" they are going to run her out of town ;) Nice imagination!