by Matadore
You wax so poetic. "Lethargic phallus" is so much more eloquent than "limp dick." Oh, and you wouldn't believe what I like to do with oysters. Anyway, I'm really liking your story. And I'd like to hear some day how you pleasured eight deflowered virgins at one time. I mean, you only have two hands, two feet, one tongue, and one penis (Unless you're a snake or a lizard. They have two you know.)
Incredible talent. I'm truly enjoying the unfolding of this wonderfully sensuous tale. Can't wait to see where it goes from here . . .