by MrSnyder
The many DSM references are distracting, especially for someone who knows the area.
That you should change your name and move to another country if the "Me Too" movement ever reads this story, or the National Organization for Women. They will track you down and run your body through a paper shredder for even suggesting the possubility of this story. But it was incredibly imaginative.
Being a Cyclone would have immediatly barred employment from my establishment! GO HAWKEYES!!!