Are You Kidding Me?

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My attorney responded with a question.

"Are you still involved with Mr. Samuels?"

Her lawyer piped up with that is not germane to the discussion. "They are just friends."

With that, my attorney pulled the 'contract' out of his sheaf of documents and laid it on the guy.

"Let's try this again." He faced Janie while her lawyer read the document.

"Are you still involved with MR. Samuels??"

She lost all color in her face and almost passed out.

"I don't think I want to answer that. It's too personal."

"That's quite alright, Ms. Feral. You can answer it under oath at trial."

I kept getting more and more smug as I watched their lives disintegrate.

Her lawyer had finished reading the 'contract,' and he looked like he was going to be ill.

"YOU NEVER MENTIONED THIS BEFORE!!!", he said.

He turned to my attorney.

"This is all hearsay. You have no proof this real."

That's when my attorney puled out the sworn and notarized statement from Ms. Geraldine Schultz, their notary public. He passed it to the lawyer and then the signed and notarized statement from me as to what was said and demanded. Then he brought out the tape recording.

"This is admissiable in court as your clients knew it was happening and eagerly agreed to it." My guy pushed play, and their whole world came crashing down.

Their lawyer looked panic-stricken. That's when her father, the judge, spoke and fixed everything. He slapped the table with an open hand and glared at her lawyer.

"That's enough, Janie. Mr. Huty, you're fired. Janie, sign the form and get your head out of your ass. Samuels, I want you gone by tomorrow night. Notice you are named as co-respondent in the divorce action. You had better find legal representation before Richard gets a judgment against you. And Janie, I realize you are getting nothing out of this. I think if you go to trial, you'll get even less.

"Your mother and I are disgusted with you, and your behavior.

"Your brother refuses to bring his wife and children to our home as long as you're staying there. So you had better start looking for someplace else to stay. Samuels is your 'soul mate', and you chose him over your husband, so maybe the two of you can make a go of it."

Under his breath, I heard, 'I sincerely hope not.'

It turns out that Janie's parents were footing the bill for her legal representation.

So she signed everything while Samuels jumped up and ran from the room. He disappeared from the face of the earth.

I had nothing to do with it. (AHEM).

Three months later, I was the only one sleeping in my bed. And I was a single man.

Well, that was last night. The Jones sisters promised me that they would cheer me up tonight and all day tomorrow.

Life is good.

The End

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AnonymousAnonymous5 days ago

A most excellent five star romp.

Btrying2Btrying26 days ago

6.14.24. This is a reread of this amusing tale. I snickered all the way through it. Some of the things were a little bit way over the top, but hey it’s entertaining fiction folks!! Boy was I entertained. The scene with her Father in the lawyer’s office is just delightful.

Thanks for sharing your creative tale. John

LechemanLecheman8 days ago

Still an excellent and fun read, on my second time through!

AnonymousAnonymous22 days ago

Completely entertaining and good for more than a few laughs.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 month ago

To forced

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 month ago

How long before or after she started fucking his best friend did she find out about his search history. After sll it was part of a case he was working on.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 month ago

If you hadn't deliberately made them stupider than they were in the original, I think this could have been a decent story. But as it is...well....you turned to offending couple into morons and the husband into Cojack with hair.

It all just screamed artificial.

mndhanson017mndhanson0172 months ago

Um, Anon, they're not attempting to cuck the husband, they've already been doing that for 2 and a half years, they only just brought it out into the open and the BTB is farfetched because he's going to have to pay more alimony since she doesn't have a job.

AnonymousAnonymous2 months ago

The wife becomes involved with husband's best friend & want to cuck the husband based on what she read in his history. To make things "official", she & her lover produces a contract. That by itself is absurd, but this's a fictional story, so you're allowed latitude.

> The husband goes into the bank where his ex-friend works & closes all accounts, then goes to where his wife works & threatens to do the same. Both are fired. Only because they're attempting to cuck the husband & not due to their business practice. This's so stupid that it's beyond words.

> Yes, this's fiction. Yes, the author can go to extremes, but what happens should be at least somewhat believable. Not only getting a contract for being cucked, it's also signed by them & notarized! What type of notary would think of doing something like that? Why didn't the husband burn the house with them in it? It's about as mental.

> The story's somewhat decent parts- meeting her parents, talking to the lawyer & what played in the pre-trial negotiation. However, it wasn't enough to save the basis of the story. (I didn't read the original & realizing what it's about, have no wish to.) 2 stars. Bob Oh yes, hubby said he puked on the floor. Hope he gave housekeeping a very good tip!

AnonymousAnonymous3 months ago

I appreciate your sentiment and desire to have the MC grow a set and exact retribution. But this particular BTB is such a far-fetched juvenile fantasy that it is less believable than the premise of the original story.

AnonymousAnonymous3 months ago

Over the years I have met a few people as stupid (as the soon to be) ex-wife. I have always wondered how they have managed to survive to reach adulthood.

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

I love reading stories on LW where I can smile.

Thanks Bear!

AmbulAmbul4 months ago

Definitely over the top and farfetched, but I loved it. What I found most hilarious was the wife thinking the husband would go along with their unbelievable scheme.

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

(2) I think he should have explained why he was reading Cuckold stories! I feel it was necessary so that she knew the mistake she made by assuming he wanted to be cuckolded!

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

A very different take on a well known story with a brilliant twist that makes this VERY INTERESTING!!! 5 - Stars!

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

Apart from the excerpt at the start of this story I've not read the original but from the way LT wrote this it's not hard to imagine the direction in which it went nor is it difficult to appreciate LT's burning desire to put things right. Somewhere in this world of several billion people there must be a pair of idiots who would try to pull a stunt like this and seriously believe that hubby would just suck it up. Not in LT's world, though!

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

The anon about a month ago said it right. The trouble isn't the cuck-tales, the trouble is that they have an audience. Personally I'd rather read about golden showers, those at least wash off.

tralan69ertralan69er4 months ago

So much better than the other one.

This is funny shit. It seems like most of those that made comments have no sense of humor. Even the lawyer wanna be's got burrs under the saddles.

Thank you.

AnonymousAnonymous5 months ago

I searched the original story but even skimming it made me want to throw up. I have no idea how anyone on this planet could enjoy that cuck shit. It disgusts me. I'm not really a big BTB person (unless the wife is egregiously evil like in 'February Sucks'), but they can sometimes be satisfying. This one is satisfying as hell, the cheaters pretty much burned themselves lol

5 stars

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