All Comments on 'Becky's Really Hot Day'

I kind of like your reality better than mine.

Loved it! Burn the whole lot! 5 - Stars!

Dr. Mengele is not nearly funny. This should have been blocked

It was an oddly twisted story. Worth a chuckle, but clearly Im not a fragile testosterone lacking wannabe Alpha male. So funny it was not, satire it was not.

A chuckle is all its worth to those who arent easily amused.

Damn good fun. I love this spoof and found it quite humorous. Artie should probably consider reading other things less upsetting to him. 5 stars is all I am allowed to give!

Hilarious!

*5

I thought it was a spoof, and funny too. Guess I just ain't cultured like Artie.

Fun

Not particularly funny.

Not enjoyable.

A spoof should be both. This wasn't

Even as dumb as I am, I didn't think this was a serious story. Funny stuff.

Still find this story hilarious on second read. A "hot" BTB spoof. What's really funny is the number of comments thinking the story is serious. Really people?

Shit, I hated COBOL, then there was FORTRAN... Amazing what you can do with some gas and Joy dish detergent. A serious SPOOF, you do know your therapist's fate? Signed: BTW

I agree. I have fun reading this BTB spoof.

Thoze dat take dis story too serious, get a life. This was a fun read. Im still laughing.

Good babe, I burst out laughing at that one. Great spoof...wish there were more like this. Made my day. 5

The title has only just clicked too...slow day in my head...

would have been him getting off on temporary insanity. The whole respect from the inmates could have been done while on remand awaiting trial.

Then had some fun in the court contesting his wife's divorce petition :D

Thanks good one, had read it before but still funny.

Good spoof with a.literal BTB.

that could have made this story funnier is a first person point of view from Becky and Phil.

I had a tough time deciding which of your stories I should comment on. Every one of them makes me smile. I laughed over almost every line. It bemuses me how dumb some of the commentators are. Keep entertaining the smart ones.

Nice. But would have love to know details of phil & co conditions.

Even better the 2nd & 3rd time.

I spit out my coffee at his greeting to her in court and then his having to wear the mask.

We need more dark humor at this site. It probably wouldn't have been as funny to as many people if someone had been allowed to die, but I wouldn't have had a problem with it. Just more fodder for sick jokes, like the kind I spew at the TV every morning when I wake up and find out what state the country is in, thus causing my husband to spit out HIS coffee.

Someone commented that violence is the refuge of the incompetent. Well, he was. Mentally incompetent. Everyone reacts differently. It's that old "flight or fight" response. Readers make fun of men who run away, but maybe that's their way of NOT ending up in jail. Of course, some of them are just immediately broken, like this man, when their whole world is turned upside down. Would that we could all learn to be a JPB character, watching through the window, taking names, and planning for all the perpetrators' long-term demise. Maybe this site should really be a .edu.

B.T.B because she giving her pussy to somebody else that was yours, now for the next 25 years no pussy for you but you be somebody else pussy. IDIOT. Bet that divorce looks good now.

Okay.....but where was the “Spoof” part??

My second reading and still fun.

Dr. Mengele........

Great job. Makes me feel better about those days I feel kind of ........twitchy. LOL

Appropriate.

Who ARE You? Month Python or a clone of his?

Loved it.. Hysterical.

A new meaning to Burning the Bitch!!!...Hot Story!!!

for the laugh. I wonder sometimes how close I have come to the 'switch flipping' to the off position. Probably not that close, but it's fun to read about! Thanks for sharing.

but to me the difference makes the life worth existing, TK U MLJ LV NV

He can't wait to be free? His lawyer was going to get him off on a team. Insanity plea and he wouldn't have been incarcerated to start with. This is some stupid shit.

A real BTB story. A big FIVE.

Pretty good send-up! Loved the chem-lab nerd stuff! Even the title is spot-on.

If you decide to do more humorous stories, just tone it down a bit and drop the one-liners in with a bit more subtlety, and you'll be right up there with some of HDK's short pieces.

Laughed my ass off in several places. 5* from me!

very odd

Sbrooks103x, et al. (WOW, I finally get to use my HS Latin!)

Yes, the computer program I was looking for was the IBM Report Program Generator (RPG). I first ran across it living on an IBM 360 running at Allied Chemical. My first programming experience was on an IBM 1620 which somehow ended up at my High School in the mid 60's.

As to why the first posting of Becky was pulled seems to that someone(s) read a sexual thrill being put forward in the burning (killing) of people and flagged the story. In the original version, I NEVER (sorry for the caps SB) looked at it that way. I was focused on the "new world view / insanity al la "Joker/Harley Quinn"", as well as being a wise-ass.

My understanding is that the mods considered the original a "snuff" story. I tend to agree with you. While I can't remember any specific story, I'm sure that there are stories where people are killed. I believe Laurel usually only looks closely at stories when someone complains.

Kimi, when I was doing the re-edit I remembered your comment when this was posted originally, and I was going to correct it. But I decided to do a Google search, and "motorhead" IS a slang term for a car enthusiast.

As someone who learned RPG back in the dark ages I was going to call no1specific on this, but when I looked again at the passage I believe that he was referring to some sort of a report generator function, NOT RPG language. I maybe should have asked for a clarification when editing, but didn't think it was that big of an issue. Guess I was wrong, LOL!

I was interested in the fact that you knew about the IBM report generator program, but the program is actually RPG. I taught it at a College in Michigan during a sabbatical from my real career as a consultant in the automotive sector.

That said, this was not a comfortable read -- so you were successful if that was your intent.

Your current story about John was much more satisfying.

Thank you

There wasn't that many q's

Was it a Pale Ale or Stout?

Thanks Great Tale

This is fiction, and author's have literary license.

You should also know that in the original version people DID die, and the mods pulled it because of that.

Over a dirty gutter slut⁉️😕😕 not on your life.. Whore wasn't worth it.. Hated the story.

Lmao! Thanks

Burn ya cucky sickos

Got my quota of laughs for the day!

Yup, nothing dark and evil here. Just a little literature stress relief. Uh-HUH! Doncha know.

I did misspell a word in my last reply... cognizant - knowledgeable of something especially through personal experience. I was of course referring to the "Joker" of the "Suicide Squad" series.... not the baffoon from the TV show. And what about that "Harley Quinn"? Now THERE'S a woman!

Tootles

I think you were looking for the word 'cogent' there. right?

How did you miss "A psychedelic Symphony in Napalm sharp major"??!!

I literally laughed out loud over that one (and then he added "5 Galons thumbs up"! as the cherry on top).

Ah me. Yes 'good-quality' dark humor can be a difficult chore, but the author (and several commentators, as noted) did quite well here.

Those of you with concerns for our collective mentalities may want to make note that the author did not actually share ('hinting about' and 'sharing' are not the same thing) the recipe for the napalm with us here - and take a clue from that. This was merely an exercise in letting a little pressure vent off of the mental "dark energy" tank a bit via vicarious and generally harmless means here. Those commentators with non-wife-sharing mentalities have needed to grind their teeth rather much around here lately, so consider this story a public service to that audience.

Reveling in this type of stuff is just wrong!

"Damn, I really love a good story that ends well"

"And it was funny in a blackened sort of way. Well, homemade napalm will do that........"

"He burned the bitch. Really?"

"Just proves the point, no good ever comes from someone hitting your car."

"He meant to burn her, and he did"

"Collateral damage is acceptable. We deserve respect."

It's great that so many have a sense of humor. Like I always claimed, the comments can make your day. Thanks for an entertaining review. (signed ML)

The writing style didn't really sell me on the madness, but as a bit of dark parody, it's quite good.

The Worm turns! Not necessarily to the extent in the story; but it should serve as a warning, to anyone in a relationship, who think they can do, whatever they wish! Well written my friend!

I am truly a a amazed that people even read my story, much less took the time to comment on it. Thank you all. It is all about the stress. When what you are.... when how you define your world goes left..... what do you do? Batman is a few fries short of a happy meal and the Joker does make some cognisent points. Any way sometimes a handgrenade in the Koi pond is good for the soul.

I have to admit the author had a different chemistry curriculum than I did, We never learned the basics of napalm in either high school or college. Drat.

Hey no1specific, there's a Mr. Tarantino on the phone for you.

Any of you want to make casting suggestions? Talk about low hanging fruit!

Are any Literotica stories intended to be taken seriously? They are, after all, intended to be erotic rather than erudite.

This one perhaps even less serious than most others, unless you consider a spoof on the 'Burn The Bitch' genre to be a serious concept.

It's unfortunate that No1Specific hasn't yet joined the commentary conversation, as he might Specifically clarify a few points other commenters have brought up. But from his Biog note and from those he lists as his favourite authors, I suspect spoof.

Lue

Another author burned up his home while the wife was entertaining others with her twat. Lit the fire with an arrow if I'm not mistaken. Got the cheaters on the news when they ran out the house.

Yet I found your dark tale quirky enough to keep reading. And I look forward to more takes on old roads well traveled in LW.

"I'm still waiting for something worth reading." Keep waiting. It's coming. Be sure to log on St. Patrick's day. You won't want to miss it. Mark your calendar. Something readers have been asking for a long time is coming. Maybe the best day ever in LW. It's going to be a very big day. Just a little patience.

This was tongue in cheek? I can't tell. If it's a joke, okay. If it's meant to be taken seriously, not okay.

Four stars. Dark humor for sure. How he snapped into a "new rules" reality was brilliant.

For all the adolescents out there.

This story worked really well.

And it was funny in a blackened sort of way. Well, home made napalm will do that...

Very good story. It would have been great only if the husband got away with it. Temporary insanity is a valid defense. Too bad I could not be on the jury I would have pushed for a not guilty charge. Oh, look at the charges he plea bargained to, obviously no one died as murder was not on the table. With overcrowding, time off for good behavior and the hard work of those who push for leniency for criminals the husband would most likely be looking at two to three years, or less. I would hope any followup story would reflect this plus the husband's prison gained education being of great help in any future revenge plans.

That betrayedbylove is mentally ill.

The story was different so the author achieved his goal.

3*

She went to visit her boyfriend who lived in a trailer house. One of those with gas bottles in front? Great big ones, too. Those fittings should be checked, it seems they can leak.

Dangerous, causes fires big explosions and the little trailers have just one door.. I remember that, it made the papers. the fake cowboy didn't get out.

That wife didn't either. neither did the Mother and HER boyfriend, that was a surprise.

Too bad, sounded like one hell of a party since all four were found in the one back bed.

Cops sure ask a lot of questions when this happens, but tough to tell anything when there is that much damage..

Fun story, a nice change from the usual fair of "I fucked another man, but I really love you, you really love me too, so will forgive me and forget about what I did and we can both pretend that we know what the word "love" means."

What is also fun are all the weird comments about this story.

"So, how do you like your cheatin' wives"

"Extra crispy please"

What a wonderful, light feel-good tale. Actually describing the wife in court made my day. We need more tales like this. Considering what's been coming out lately this is a reason for me to visit this site more than I have been.

FIVE BRIGHT STARS

ps Don't fuck with my paisans

Not an easy story...black humor isn't for everyone. Humor differs from person to person...Example: Benny Hill. 50% of the persons thought he was very funny, the other 50% wouldn't even smile...3* for this one

I laughed my ass off. Great job!!

Harddaysknight, that was a funny comment. Blow up half the town? Priceless.

If this author wanted to jerk some chains, he succeeded.

Damn, I really love a good romance story that ends well.

I love it because all the cucky, wimps, and slutwife lovers are going to go 'ballistic'.

was the "new twist"?

Laughed my way thru this tale, nice job on a new twist (haven't seen napalm used here - although it's bloody easy to make - 3 simple ingredients bought almost anywhere).

Would have been nice to at least allude to the actual body count (if any) in the tale itself, don't think it warrants a sequel though.

4/5 for entertainment value

He meant to burn her and he did. Now thats what I call temporary insanity and lets have a chat after you get out and from under your whoring ways. Nice to see the wife can't walk anymore and lost all her feminine charms. Now thats payback.

The Literotica version of “American Beauty” sticks to the movie’s formula, but also infuses the conventions of the genre with a breezy insouciance that scrubs away some of the material’s bland gloss.

Five Gallons thumbs up !

Loved the NAPALM used in this one, a nice difference from most of the cheater stories.

The wife as office whore is silly. If the fire was as bad as he described they would have died.

Kinda gruesome ending but whatever. Maybe taking some video and suing everyone would have been an easier route. I wasn't quite sure if everyone besides his wife died? Or if the fire department saved some? I'm thinking some got out and that relates to some of the trips he wants to take when he gets out. Not sure how he's going to have any money to finance those trips, but I'm thinking the crazy guy is going to steal it. Maybe a followup story?

See above

Refreshing after suffering through most of this gay cuck shit. Thanks

It is meant to be humorous and under that optic a fun story. Everyone seems

to feel it is a real life confession. I admit I was a bit on the sad side because I could not think what she was going to say to him later!

Perhaps Satire ... or Mind Controlless?

unrated, but wouldn't think above 2, no matter what category!

have him build a small nuclear device and plant it in the garage and then remotely detonate it, taking out a small city. That would really make the readers laugh and admire your genius. A nuclear response is not unreasonable if a wife cheats. Collateral damage is acceptable. We demand respect!

Not one star, I gave it a three, but another meh story that you say, "Well, at least it wasn't disgusting, except the murder and arson part. At least it wasn't a cuckold story." No, but it's not a good story, either. Better than the other story posted today, but better than dog shit still isn't good.

I'm still waiting for something worth reading. I couldn't finish this psycho stuff.

That was a Dark little story ( pun intended ) . I'm pretty sure that the author was using a metaphor , and a very effective one at that !

In my minds eye , I'm gonna transpose this onto just about every Matt Moreau story that I ever read ( I think about 3 or 4 were not too bad ) , and I invite everyone else to do the same thing , lol .

Way to make a splash in LW world no1specific .

P.S. I also like the fact that you listed favorites on your Bio page . That's the only reason I read this story , seeing's how Lit failed to post any story tags !

Perfect story for the Daily Mail, literally BTB. A

I'm worried about the mentality that likes this story. With that said, you did a fairly good job of writing a really off-beat story.

That's a dark load you're carrying in that brain buddy!

None of them, but Phil, died?

When the term "Burn the Bitch or Bastard" is used, this story brings new meaning to the word burn. Fun read. Reality? Not in a million years. But still fun. Thanks for the laugh today!! 4 stars only for how short it was.

cute.

Just proves the point, no good ever comes from someone hitting your car.

The dark humor kept me chuckling. Well Done!!!

I liked it.

IMHO this is an interesting twist on another story. I agree with another poster that it is a little too short. I did enjoy it and hope to see more from you. As to the category, this is the correct one for this story. Thanks again.

as and better then most of the stupid i shared my wife stories.