by AiLoves
Staff of jotnar- I keep thinking that means her male anatomy parts can grow massive and she can use it as a weapon in her Kung fu! Whip that sheet out and lay the smack down with it!
The simple answer is, I have no Kung Fu. Simply gaining any would be a change in itself....
The more complex answer deals with Self Defense. I have cultivated an awareness of my surroundings and can normally detect when any situation is beginning to go sideways. I have also cultivated tools to deescalate or defuse those situations. Being a fairly large individual (1.8 m, 118 kg), I have enough physical presence to reduce the chance someone will physically attack. With bit of Celtics blarney and a lot of verbal tap dancing, I have navigated life with a minimum of fighting. (Since I am now well into my 70s, I suspect that will continue until I can finally fly west gracefully -- that's aviator speak for kicking the bucket.)