Big Bang Theory: Penny's Fan Club

Fictional story with fictional characters:

Leonard and Penny's marriage wasn't perfect just like other marriages and they manage to accept each other's flaws and compromised their indifferences were they lack of in all respect, particularly when it comes to sex. In spite of Leonard's asthmatic condition, Penny loved Leonard's penis size, at eight inches long and six inches in girth, it satisfied her time to time when his asthma doesn't kick in.

Leonard knew how much Penny's sexual appetite was and he's appreciative of her patience and understanding of his inability to perform in bed due to his asthmatic condition and usually make it up to her through oral and sex toys.

As for Penny, she knew how Leonard's into role-playing and a hunch of his interest in voyeurism. She got used to the role-playing part and eventually liked it after a few sessions particularly when Leonard got her a Sailor Moon costume and used a tentacle like penises on her. The latter she figured when Leonard once in a while would ask her to act her sex experiences during role-play and managed to trick him to confess without him knowing when she asked him during one of their sessions, "You like watching me fuck by another guy, huh?"

Penny couldn't describe how much she love her husband, her little Ewok, that she'll do anything whatever he'll ask of her. She enacted her sexperiences with him when he asked but never told their real names if he asked. The only thing she never brought up was her threesome and even lied to him when he asked if she experienced it.

In spite of Leonard's thoughts to see Penny in sexual act with another man, he never asked her; afraid that it might offend her for one and another for doubting himself if he really wanted it.

"Oh yesss, fuck me my little Ewok... Gawd I love your cock..." Penny moaned as Leonard fucked her hard.

Leonard was so turned-on from Penny's tell all sex act to keep a job back in Nebraska that his asthma didn't even bothered him as he concentrated on creating the images of the sex act in his mind while he fucked Penny. "Umm... Yeah... Umm... cum all over my cock..." Leonard said.

Penny started to meet Leonard's thrust, "Uhh... cum with me... Ohh... Uhh... Uhhh... I'm cumming... Uhhnnng.." Penny moaned.

Leonard couldn't hold his climax much longer as Penny's cunt muscles squeezed his length, "Umm... Here it cums... Ahhh... Ahhhng..." he moaned with Penny as he released his cum deep inside his wife's pussy.

Mixed cum squeezed out between their genitals as Leonard unload his, spurt after spurt till Penny relaxed her legs.

"That was awesome..." Penny said as she catches her breath, "...one of your top performance...," she said happily, giggly.

"Well, you're one good story teller..." Leonard said and kissed Penny on the lips before rolling off her.

"Not bad from King of the Nerds?" Leonard asked as if he don't know her answer would be.

"You are great my little Nerd..." Penny said as she turned and draped her arm across Leonard's chest and kissed him on the cheek.

"You happy you took a shot with a nerd?" Leonard asked jokingly.

"I'm so happy that I did and I would never, ever look down on your subjects again your highness..." Penny said playfully.

"Oh really?" Leonard ask unbelieving with a smile.

"Yeah, If only there's any way to make it up to those nerds I've wronged back then I would... or at least make amends with your people," Penny said jokingly.

Leonard saw the seriousness in Penny's eyes even if she said it jokingly, "Oh really?" he teased again.

Penny rolled to her back and stared at the ceiling smiling, "Just thinking where I'm at now because of you nerds around me; would I had a better life in the beginning if I made friends with those nerds back in Nebraska?"

"Its possible. But one thing for sure... I'm glad that you didn't," Leonard said.

"Why's that?" Penny asked as she turned her head at Leonard.

"Well... Because you would not be here with me now... would you?" Leonard said.

"Aww... I love you Dr. Hofstadter," Penny said happily.

"I love you Mrs. Hofstadter," Leonard said and kissed Penny on the lips.

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"Hey, have you ever heard of the Van Nuys Comic-Con?" Penny asked as she read her email.

"Yeah. It's a dinky little convention where they sell collectibles and get sad D-list celebrities to appear. Why?" Leonard said.

"I got asked to sign autographs there, " Penny said still staring at the monitor.

"That's awesome. Is this for Serial Ape-ist?" Leonard asked.

"Well, it could be for the monkey movie. It could be my hemorrhoid commercial. The list does not go on," Penny said sadly.

"When is it?" Leonard asked excitedly as he looked over Penny's shoulder.

"It doesn't matter. I'm not doing it," Penny said.

"What? Why not?" Leonard asked with a curious tone.

"You just said yourself, it's sad," Penny quoting Leonard.

"Yeah, but it's not pathetic, that's where I draw the line. Come on, we'll have fun," Leonard said convincingly.

"I don't know," Penny said doubtfully.

"You'll have nerds fawning all over you. If you don't love that, this marriage is in trouble," Leonard said jokingly.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt to meet some fans and make a little extra money," Penny said.

"Yeah. Wow, An appearance by George Lucas' dermatologist. Oh, I want that autograph," Leonard commented sarcastically when he got a glimpse of Penny's email.

"Oh, yeah," Penny said giggling.

The day of the convention........

"What's all this?" Penny asked when she saw the things on the table.

"Oh, everything we need for your autograph session, head shots, markers," Leonard said excitedly.

"Okay. Leonard, it's sweet you're excited about this, but it'll be a miracle if one person asks for my autograph," Penny said.

"Are you kidding? I once paid twenty dollars for Theo Sassler's signature," Leonard said trying to encourage Penny.

"Who's that?" Penny asked.

"Oh, I don't even know. I just liked his name. Theo Sassler. Okay, and look at this. I even got a change maker. How much change you want, little lady?" Leonard said proudly as he displayed the change maker on his waist.

Penny rolled his eyes, "Oh, there's so much I want to change," she said.

"Yeah, well, if it's a dollar, you're in luck," Leonard said smiling.

At the Comic-con..........

"Never been on this side of the table before. I feel powerful," Leonard said excitedly with a big smile.

"Really? I feel like I'm selling candy so our team can get new uniforms," Penny commented.

"Okay, so it's four seventy-five for a signed black-and-white and nine ninety-five for a color," Leonard told Penny the pricing strategy.

"Alright, why not five and ten bucks?" Penny suggested.

"Well, I brought my moneymaker. Let me shake it," Leonard countered.

"Hey, that guy's looking over here," Penny said as she saw someone looking at them.

"Oh. You think he's your first autograph?" Leonard exclaimed.

"I don't know. Be cool. He's coming. He's coming..." Penny said trying to control her excitement as the guy walked towards them, "...Hi," she greeted the guy.

"Hi. I love your movie," the guy said.

"Well, thanks," Penny said smiling.

"It has got to be one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life," the guy commented.

"Your love confuses me," Penny responded calmly.

Penny held her cool and composure throughout the day in spite of the negative remarks of her acting or how bad the movie was. The only complement she received were of her breast, some patrons even had prints of it for her to autograph.

Leonard's excitement dwindled as well and wasn't able to use his money changer since everyone told him to keep the change. He also felt bad for Penny as he heard all the bad remarks of her and couldn't do a thing when they teased her. He's just amazed how Penny handled herself in spite of it all.

It was getting late and patrons of the convention started to leave. Just a few walking around and some strugglers would walk in just to avoid the crowd. Penny and Leonard were tidying up when a guy approached their table.

"Hello," Penny greeted the guy with a big smile.

"Hi. I like your movies," the guy awkwardly said.

"Thank you," Penny said as she anticipated the norm of the day.

"I saw both of them," the guy said.

"I assume we're still talking about the movies, but after today, who knows," Penny said jokingly.

The guy looked at Penny and smiled at her, not getting what she said, "You think I could get a picture of us?" he asked hesitantly.

"Oh, sure," Penny said gleefully.

"And, uh, could you be giving me a kiss?" the guy asked with a hopeful tone.

"No. She cannot kiss. What is wrong with you people?" Leonard butted in, upset.

"Leonard..." Penny called to calm Leonard down. "I'm sorry, its been a long day. Guys were just rude, either bash my acting or bring up my tits then hit on me after. Its ok. I hope you understand the outburst," Penny said to the guy trying to be nice.

"No, no, no. It's not okay," Leonard said, still upset.

"Who are you?" the guy asked Leonard a little annoyed.

"I'm her husband," Leonard said, irritated.

"No, you're not," the guy said unbelieving.

"I am," Leonard insisted.

"Yeah, he really is," Penny said showing the guy her wedding ring.

"No," the guy said unbelieving as he looked at Leonard and Penny. He saw Penny nod her head while she bit her lips. "Dude... I got to hear your story... How?!" he told Leonard in amazement.

"Here we go," Penny said as she rolled her eyes.

Leonard was grinning, "Sure I'll be happy to," he told the guy happily.

"I'm sure you are," Penny told Leonard as she made face at him.

"Oh wait, let me get the fan boys over... They want to hear this," the guy said then started texting.

"Wait... What?... Who?" Penny asked, shocked, wanting to clarify what she heard.

"Oh... am... I have this ape-ist girl fan club... well... its pretty much a Ms. Penny fan boys club," the guy explained as he finished texting.

"Woooo... see, you have your own fan club," Leonard said, teasing Penny.

"Wow... really?... My acting didn't bother you guys?" Penny said still unbelieving.

"Not at all... We're just transfixed watching you and the rest just flowed with you..." the guy said, "...I wouldn't watch the movie if you're not in it," the guy finished saying.

"Wait... its not just because of the shower scene?" Penny crossing her arms over her chest, doubting.

"That's just the icing on the cake... of course... We just really like you a lot," the guy said as if its nothing.

"Whoa... she's prettier in person..." a red-haired guy said as he popped beside the guy.

"Check this out... that dude's married to her," the guy told the red-hair as he pointed at Leonard.

"This guy? But he's wearing a change maker," the red-haired guy said.

"I think it's hot," Penny said to no one particular.

"She's so cool," the red-hair guy said.

"I know," the guy said as he nod his head smiling. "Hold on. He's going to tell us how he got her to marry him."

Leonard was about to say something when one of the convention staff stepped in with a clipboard in hand told Penny that it's a wrap, "...closing in about thirty minutes," the staff said.

"Finally... I need a drink," Penny said, exhausted.

"But we didn't have the chance to listen to the cool dude," the red-hair guy said, disappointed.

"How about you guys come to our suite... You can tell us your cool story... we'll get the drinks and food," the guy told Leonard, enthusiastically.

"I don't know... I'm kinda tired," Penny said.

"Come on... its like an after awards party... Oh better yet... a fan appreciation party... haaa?... Come on," Leonard said, convincing Penny.

"It's a two-bedroom suite with full kitchen... lots of space to party," the guy added.

"Ahh... Alright..." Penny surrendered, "...but everyone got to drink, no exceptions... unless they're under age to drink... are there?"

"No... we're all legal to drink... this is awesome!..." the guy said.

Leonard and the guy exchange names and numbers. Leonard told the guy what drinks to get, "Ok Nick... get Tequila, Vodka and OJ... oh and red wine," Leonard whispered as Nick nodded.

"Chinese and Pizza good?" Nick asked.

"Yes that's good," Leonard confirmed.

"See you guys in an hour or so. I'll send you the address" Nick said as he walked away with the red-hair guy.

Penny and Leonard saw two other guys running towards them but Nick stopped them and said something.

The two looked at Penny and waved smiling.

Penny waved back, "Look at them... they look so happy," she commented.

"How does it feel being a celebrity now?" Leonard asked as he hugged Penny from behind.

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Nick briefed the rest of the fan boys and assigned them the food to buy. One of the guys raised his hand, "I haven't had or even tried any alcoholic beverages before," he told Nick.

"Dude, this will be the only chance to hang out with a girl and its the ape-ist girl... Got to man-up dude... Let's show them that we can be just that dude she's married to... You can do it," Nick said.

"Yeah, just had my first drink on my 21st birthday three days ago... its not bad," the other guy said, didn't mentioned he had beer.

"Yeah, its not bad at all. Guys, let's not blow this opportunity," the red-hair guy said pretending he had drank before.

"Ok... we're all good?" Nick asked. He saw everyone nod, "Good... let's go."

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"Guys... Guys... their here," the red-hair guy said as he heard a knock on the door.

All four stood up by the door before opening the door, "Ready?" Nick asked excitedly. He opened the door when he saw them all nod with a smile.

"Hey!... You guys made it," Nick greeted Penny and Leonard. "Come in..."

Leonard went in first with Penny trailing behind him. Leonard smiling and nod to the guys as he passed them. Penny just smiled back and gave them a low wave, "Hi..." she said shyly.

"Welcome guys... we're so happy that you actually made it," Nick said.

"Of course... she don't want to disappoint her fans... right honey?" Leonard said.

"Yes... Yes... can't let my fans down," Penny said awkwardly.

"OK guys introduce yourselves... Hi I'm Nick," said the guy with glasses, short beard, curly short hair.

"Everyone just calls me Red," the red-hair guy said.

"J-Jack," said the other guy with receding hair line.

"Haji... Hi..." said the last guy.

Penny looked at the odd fan boys and thought that Nick resembles Leonard with short beard but taller, heavier and dark skinned. Red looked like a fat Stuart with red hair and shorter. Jack reminds her of Sheldon but shorter and his receding hair line at a young age is not a good sign, she thought. And Haji looked like Rajesh but has much lighter skin and thinner hair.

"I'm Leonard and this is your one and only?..." Leonard said extending his right arm at Penny and fanning his left hand at the fan boys, encouraging.

As if in cue, the fan boys shouted, "Ape-ist girl!... Wooot... Wooot..." as they clapped.

Penny blushed and laughed, "Just Penny... please..." Penny said giggly.

"OK come on guys..." Nick said as he walked passed Leonard and Penny.

Penny followed Nick to the kitchen, "Oh wow! You guys went overboard with the food. Oh my gosh look at this..." she said enthusiastically.

"Come on... lady's first," Nick said.

Leonard got close to Nick as Penny started filling her plate. "You got the drinks?" he whispered to Nick.

"In the fridge," Nick whispered back.

"Limes? Salt? Shot glasses?" Leonard asked.

Nick pointed at a grocery bag on top of the counter next to the sink.

"Good man..." Leonard said and fisted pumped Nick before he went to prepare the drinks and cut the limes.

When everyone got their plates and settled in their picked spots; Penny at the dinning table with Nick, Red and Jack at the counter nook and Haji in the living room. Leonard brought in shots of vodka and handed each one a glass.

"Let's start with a toast to my beautiful wife and your ape-ist girl... Penny," Leonard said as he raised his glass and looked around then back to Penny, "Cheers!"

Everyone gulped down their shot. Penny noticed Haji trying to contain his cough, "Haji, you ok sweetie?"

The fan boys perked up as they heard Penny called Haji, sweetie. Red coughed up followed by Jack.

Leonard looked at Red and Jack and saw the obvious, although he noticed them turned red faced, "Guys... guys... Penny calls everyone sweetie," Leonard said grinning at the guys.

"I'm okay," Haji finally said and raised a thumbs up.

"Are you sure you guys are old enough to drink?" Penny asked, curious as she eyed the fan boys.

"You want to check their IDs? Leonard asked.

"Yeah sure... why not we don't want to get in trouble right?" Penny said.

"OK boys... you heard the lady... hand them over," Leonard demanded playfully.

"Do I look young?... I bought the drinks..." Nick said as he handed Penny his Driver's License.

"Don't want to show favoritism sweetie," Penny whispered to Nick.

Leonard handed Penny the rest of the ID and looked over her shoulder as she examined them. "San Francisco," Penny told Leonard. "Nick is 23..." Leonard said as he saw the DOB, "...Red's 21, Haji... 21, Jack... just turned 21 three days ago."

"Jack! Happy Birthday sweetie!" Penny greeted Jack.

Jack blushed hearing Penny called him sweetie, "Thank you."

"Leonard... honey another round for Jack... quick," Penny said excitedly.

The group had five shots by the time they all finished eating. They all moved in the living area where Leonard told the fan boys his version of how he ended up with Penny and also answered their questions.

Penny stood behind Leonard drinking wine as she listened and would add comments or confirm Leonard's story. She would walk back and forth from the kitchen refilling her glass.

All the while, Penny observed the fan boys were she thought Red would be the first to fall asleep by the way he looked and participated less although he seemed to be listening. Haji seemed to be hyper, smiling and asking questions. Jack's more bolder, asking intimate details. Nick looked like he wasn't affected by the alcohol but quieter than usual and she caught him staring at her a few times.

Penny took a seat where Leonard was when its her turn to face the panel. The fan boys got excited and leaned closer except for Red that seemed to be in a zone staring at Penny.

The Q&A started quickly with the three guys asking Penny personal bios aside from why and how she end up with Leonard. They asked for advice about girls' wants, needs etc from a guy and so forth. Then the questions became bolder as they asked questions about sex.

Penny wasn't being bashful about their personal questions and she's getting into it but never showed how turned on she was getting.

"Does boobs stay the same when girls get older?" Jack asked.

The question made Penny giggly, "Of course not... it all depends, some became sag, bigger or even looked better than when they were young," Penny said still giggling.

"How about yours?" Jack asked.

"Excuse me?... mine?" Penny asked a little surprised.

"Did your boobs sagged or looked better?" Jack asked as he leaned forward.

"Pffft... I don't want to brag but I'd say it got better," Penny said proudly.

"Really?... Much better than what we saw in the shower scene?" Haji asked disbelieving.

"Yup... perky and firm," Penny said proudly.

"I want to see," Jack said.

"Yeah... Me too," Haji said.

"Jeeez... I don't know about that... my husband can vouch for it," Penny said.

"Oh I don't know if they'll take my word for it... guys?" Leonard said.

Penny saw the three shook their head then she stared at Leonard, "So this is how its gonna be huh?"