All Comments on 'Blending Into the Scenery'

Go Dorothy - get those elves astirrin’!

A little catsup with them fries? Sweetness to make palatable the not so savory message.

Cute, but poignant. Thanks.

Great story, very funny loved the double meanings. stars

Mr. Grinch? Oh yea he rode in after the interview. Right?

Very cute story and poignant as someone else said, I really liked it.

I was just thinking about the names of the characters which I loved.

I was taking a drink of coffee when I got to the part of carpet munchers and damn near choked to death. That was so funny how Willie just came out with it. This story was truly a Wonderful read.

Lots of chuckles as I read this wonderful story.

Thanks for writing a small classic

5 stars from me

This is one of the best stories I've ever read on Literotica.

hilarious and heartwarming at the same time.

In the land where freedom of speech is a constitutional right.

You have submitted to being told what to say.

Sad.

Once it was just being told by your mother to have manners so to speak.

Great little yarn though.

Bloody brilliant! Keep it up!! The supposed Dumb Ass Who Knew Everything!! Very funny....

Thanks for having the courage to slam the haters

You keep right on writing about anything your heart desires! Please, please keep writing and you will have a fan for life!

Absolutely hilarious!! You were right when you stated this story could have gone in any number of categories. Humor would have been a great category for it also. Bravo! Great read!

Why do I have a feeling I know what city was on your mind when you wrote this?!?! This sounds very much like something that would happen in my hometown!! Nice!

Just a damn good story, thanks

Oh so good

Really enjoyed it. A very well written short story, in the sense that writers use for the phrase. And amusement galore. Hard to write well, easy to appreciate when done well :)

...great story from this writer. 5 stars. Thanx!

Loklie

Funny, cute, got me laughing! Thanks!

Funny as hell

This story was a rare treat amongst such a dour collection of, often, talentless writing. VERY WELL WRITTEN, Hilarious and Thank You

It's the story telling that counts.

Now this is a story. Really shows the author can write. A most enjoyable tale and in some ways a proverb. Treat others with respect because you never know what they know or could tell. All around pushed all the emotions for a story.

Please keep writing and I will keep reading.

Loved it

More please

....engage in with impunity in this story.

I am non-partisan, so can laugh at both of your (left and right) silliness with both impunity and a clear conscience.

Have fun at the races m&m, just remember it’s a risky gam on the best of days....

Should have a warning to readers.

'Warning! Chill Pill not included.'

A fun story. Though, reading some of the comments all I can say is, "Some of you be tripping." 5 stars for weaving Willie's mandetory sensitivity training into the story.

A combination of satire, humor, and colorful characters presented without prejudice as another example of the direction a story can take in the Loving Wives Universe.

Thanks for sharing 'moreandmore'!

Great combination of emotions

Laughing all the way through the story! Willie was a blend of Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies and Forrest Gump. Great Writing and scrumptious humor!

Hysterically funny story.

A keeper!

That was a hoot!

Reporter learns a valuable life lesson as another 'Peyton Place' tale of adult shannagens is publicly exposed. Original concept I believe. *****

It's more important to be nice.

Yes, there's a wholesome message. And yes, it's on Literotica. But honestly, the key to the charm is Willie's straight-spoken dialogue that manages to be both incisive and hilarious at the same time. Who'd've thought it? I can't say it's a very sexy story, but they don't all need to be. It was fun to read, and that's why I give this a resounding five stars.

doesn't mean their eyes, ears, brain and mouths don't function. TK U MLJ LV NV

The only thing I see to improve this would have been to name the grandma Kitty. I belly laughed so hard at Willie that I barely finished.

a fucking gem. just found my new fav story. tyvm for this

Absolutely brilliant. There must be a comedy show that would make a video of your story 😀😀😀

Dorothy should have a nickname of Kitty !

Great story! Humorous with some true stories somewhere.

A humorous Aesop's Fable. Really enjoyed the story. 5*

Nice story.Always pleasing when people who look down on others, get their come uppance

You used the other half of your brain for this story. My compliments.

Very, very clever. Well done Sir :)

That Licker guy sure had a mouth on him!

Cute story.

What an amusing and novel story to be found in LW. I was smiling the entire time envisioning the story as it unfolded. Thanks for the smiles. Really enjoyed it. Five *s.

To bad Kandi did not marry Willie. She could have been Kandi Kane-Licker.

Could not get the smile off my face for an hour after I finished reading the story. Laughed out loud a number of times while reading. Need more of these type of stories on Literotica.

Very well done.

I absolutely loved it. I have always made it a point to know everyone where I work. And more than once felt embarrassed by the pleased surprise from cantine, cleaning and maintenance staff. A little kindness goes a long way. Good manners even further.

Spot on,what a lovely story.

Outstanding. The mark of an exceptional writer is using seemingly insipid dialect in your dialogue to deliver key character insights. Willy is simply Shakespearian…a King Lear fool

Mindlessly spouting key insights.

Simply brilliant. 5 stars

LOL

I don't rate many stories with 5*s, but this one is absolutely worth it. Poignant and hilarious. Thank you

outstanding. Worth much more than five*.

Wow I haven't lauged so hard in years. You are the best and greatly unique. Bravo

Another one worth more stars than they allow us to give! Loved the humor in this one so much for however many times I've read it. One of the great one's for sure. 5 BIG AND FAT BRIGHT STARS!

You are so right! I can see this story in at least two other categories where it might have fit better but I sure glad you chose this one. Many authors spend several paragraphs explaining how the couple met and fell in love. You gave us the start of a true loving wife tale. Other comments show how they wanted to rate this story higher than five stars and I totally agree with them. In a theater the shouts would be; Bravo, bravo---Encore.

Just too good!!!! Your sense of humour is very disarming. Which makes it hard to drink beer and play darts. Seriously truly inspired writing. Cheers

What a great story. Loved it. AAAAAA++++++

Rumor has it that at the No Tell Motel they have likker in the front and poker in the rear!

Truly entertaining, incredibly well written ( I never check grammar or punctuation!) a young lady librarian did a lot of my homework for me when I was in school and was, like Willie, very nice to me! I am not a great fan of semantic criticism of writing, so long as I know the words and the context i just enjoy the story, This one was particularly funny, thought provoking and sensitive to some contemporary issues, Well done, Thank You 5***** stuff, I loved it. G.A. take note THIS is a story!

I started reading your stories from the top of your list and this one is the best yet. Had a smile from beginning to the end along with a few laughs and giggles. 10 stars from me.

OMG couldn't stop laughing. Great wrting.. great humor 🤣. Reading Willie's interviews I couldn't help but seeing Sanford (and son)... hilarious!!

I swear, you, Harddaysknight, and qwml1 have got to either neighbors or at least drinking buddies 😀😀😁😁👍👍

One of the best! You made creating such a likeable and genuine character in less than two pages look easy.

Really good story.

Thank you.

SS1969

Consistently good stories, often great.

Oh god this is good.

One of the most entertaining stories I’ve read in a long time!

I think the dialog is “precious” and hilariously well done! I sorta miss the BTB & BTB parts except as an aside, but overall loved it.

If you ever repost - or do a sequel- you might get Kandi to interview the first wronged husband :-)

Oh, and I agree about the red hats!

5 stars, no question. Great writing and funny as hell.

Lovely story, not just from an IR point of view, it's always pissed me off when people look down on those they perceive to be lower caste. A colleague of mine used to belittle me for "talking to the cleaner", cleaner was a great bloke we had great craic, wasn't watching my back chatting with him, like I did my colleague.

Simon_Masters

5 supernova.

Very good look at the american psychology to other people, get a grip on your selves please

Awesome. S many great lines of dialogue. Sadly the most telling was about 1st. graders liking everyone and always happy. By 6th grade they were unhappy and mean to some people.

Good, great

Very good story.

Brilliant!

Excellent. Reminded me of the Harper Valley PA. I doubt there are that many teachers in any school involved in so many affairs but it mae for a good story.

A very well written tale. Hilarious while being touching. 5 BIG stars. Thank you for your time and talent. DMW aka Sumnut

A jewel! Thank you.

always a good laugh to read this. thanks for sharing

Second time reaching this. Even better this time around. 5*

This was such a silly, funny story and overloaded with so much innuendo I laughed. The way it was written, I could visualize what was happening. Made my day, thank you for writing this masterpiece in comedy.

Unfortunately it also tells how in the real world people treat other people, which is not funny.

5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Great story! Don't take this the wrong way but I thought for sure this was a JimBob44 story.

This is a re-read for me and for some reason after giving 5 stars the first time around I didn't leave a comment. Sorry about that careless on my part. I am so glad that I did my second reading of this excellent story because I needed a Winter lift very badly. Funny as can be and leaves a big shit eating grin on my face and a much better feel for the rest of my day. KUDOS BIG TIME More&More!!

Absolutely brilliant and hilarious as well. Willie is an absolute gem. Wonderful wonderful story. Had me laughing so much tears were running down my cheeks. Thank you for writing this. BardnotBard

Excellent!!! Funny, great insight, wonderfully written.

Simple common courtesies .

Would like to give 6 ⭐️