All Comments on 'Chocolate and the Charlie Factory'

Well done! Very funny. I thought there'd be a catch, but you really nailed it.

Dang! That’s a rough joke. Crunch!

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I'm not sure why breaking the bar in half would make infection less likely? Harder to hold.

Nicely told, though, and brilliant title!

@Kumquatqueen - my thinking, and I admit I'm not an expert, was that a longer bar would need to be inserted deeper to remain held in place during noshing. Shortening it would mean less chocolate inside and easier to wash out thoroughly afterwards.

soo good ! just rolls along . Fantastic way to start the day ,here down under ...no pun intended.not.

No rating. I can’t decide to like it or hate it. ?

It would have been funny if he answered the door naked, wrapped in an orange blanket, and holding a mars bar rather like Ms Faithfull's response to a very British drug raid's knock on the door. Giving it a 4.