Anonymous, I understand your dislike of the verbal abuse, but I felt it would be a good setup for the punchline. Glad you liked the rest of the story, anyhow!
Kinkster for a long time. Not quite a switch, but I have fetishes that alternately put me in and take me out of control. I live a mostly dominant lifestyle IRL, but have strong yearnings for female control, especially of the painful and humiliating variety.