All Comments on 'Don't Bother Me'

best author on the site and pisses off the closet-cuckies to boot!

This was a lot like Dave Berry's piece on Roger and Elaine's conversation in his car: she observes that they have been dating for six months and starts talking about their relationship; he realizes that it has also been six months since he had his oil changed. She goes on thinking about the relationship, while he goes on thinking about the car. The conversation that follows and the different ways they reflect back on it afterwards are hilarious. You can find a number of places online, but here's one: http://bertc.com/subfour/truth/unspoken.htm

absurddumb, boring, cuck shit.

Just about as absurd as it gets! Stop writing!

Funniest read I've had in a long time.

What was the point of this rubbish?.

My gosh commenters, most of you just do not get it.... you do not realize the writing talent you just read? To make this story appear so disjointed and still reach a coherent ending - an ending that I just shook my head and chuckled at its brilliance.

Salute to the gifted - Hooyah!

The problem with +2017 L-LW commenters is they want BTB, short of that they can't see the sunrise or sunset. Everything must be explicitly stated or they crap on it; I doubt many today could figure out Alfred Hitchcock or Perry Mason logic.

...if it's not BTB it gets voted to oblivion, any hint of reality and it gets labeled as RAAC. The authors who brave this cauldron of fuckwittery deserve all the credit they get.

Hits the spot.

I needed the laugh. That hit the spot.

What is funny about this load of crap.If some one thinks this hits the spot,they should get out more.

This was a damned witty piece. I was laughing my ass off at his 'respect for the cheating slut's feelings' when he simply said, "why...." I knew then that it was going to be an enjoyable read and I wasn't wrong. Too bad the anonymous asshole who didn't like it is too thickheaded to get it.

Do NOT read this at work. People will want to investigate your laughter.

What the fuck is your problem ass hole? Why the fucking rage about what another thinks. You got fucking anger issues, do something about it, instead of taking it out on others.And stop the fucking political bullshit, this is a porn site not a fucking political forum for dick heads like you. Hate these fucking smart ass morons. Fuck off.

Laughed til I hurt, which seems a lot lately, age is demanding payment from unapologetic totally inappropriate hedonistic irresponsible life that I have lived. Actually going thru something like this with my current wife. Not the sex part but the crazy woman part with unbridled hormones which she absolutely denies any problem with her, only with me and my inexplcable desire to avoid confrontation and buy into her craziness...altho in truth, sometimes I do. A weakness for a loved one I suppose. That said, it's hard to ignore when your buttons are being pushed. C'est la vie C'est la guerre no?

Can some one explain this load of crap to me?.

The guy is hard of hearing- LOL

I feel like you wrote this on a 3 day 4 Loco and Taco Bell bender, you couldn't have been in your right mind.

One laugh after another as this author satirises the standard “loving wives” themes. What a hoot! Best piece of writing on “loving wives”.

He's more interested in the hole in the wall than he is in his wife's infidelity. Even repeated sex with the neighbor doesn't deter his interest in the hole. The wives go from hating one another to making a date for tattoos. Hilarious. A 5 Star Rating.

Pure gsrbage.

Is definitely on the spectrum

Some of what makes an HDK story sweet is the whining of his detractors. Some of them whine in chorus, some whine solo. They whine and whine. Ha! Ha!

Its all kind of the same. Even this.

God I wish I could keep my mouth shut like Bill in this story does. Got to admit though, my mind wanders just like his while my better half talks.

Loved the phrases, "Released my minions," "Fired a shot across her cheek," "Reaching my Zenith," "Finished my Masterpiece."

Fun read.

Is toughest, hardy man I ever know.

Loved this. The setup, the humor, the oblivious characters. And this quote about P.G. Wodehouse describes the language: he has "a gift for highly original aptness of phrase that almost suggests a poet struggling for release among the wild extravagances of farce." Kudos to HDK!

I imagine reading this story and She Said (also 2007) back in 2007 might have been jarring if they were very different from previous HDK submissions. But having just read them back-to-back, they are a pair of sharply satiric and amazingly humorous stories.

A beautiful blonde wife said to her husband. God made me beautiful so that you would fall in love with me. He also made me stupid so that I could fall in love with you.

Seems like HDK seems to think that a perfect couple is a slut and a idiot. Not that romantic, but perhaps realistic in this day and age. And yes I know I twisted the narrative a bit, but it seems to be a authors prerogative.

The husband's the last to know. And the last to case apparently.

Funny!!! He's still a CUCK...

Sounds like he gets whatever action he wants and stopped giving a sh*t about his Wife a long time ago.

What crap! That's humour??!!

That boy is plumb messed up, but he's happy.

Not sure about this one-man... 4*

I read it. I kinda enjoyed it. I don't understand it at all.

Second time with this one , Still laughing!

The payoff was not worth the buildup.

I wish My ex would have let me nail her step sister ...

Loved it, I can't stop laughing. 5 stars!!!!!

LOL!

A good chuckle, very witty! *****

Aman has to have his priorities funny! 5 stars.

Wtf?!?M …lmfao.

Nice!

lmao so not smoked sounds more like eatables

The why, who, where, and the kids at the beginning was more than hilarious. 5 plus if there were such a rating available. Many thanks for the belly laughs.

If a good story has a bad ending it makes the story bad. When a story has no ending it makes the reader mad.

Funny, although it fizzled a bit at the end. 4

Pretty much sums up the inability of men and women to communicate.

This is idiotic that even kills any being funny

Great bit of humourous writing. Thakyou.

Surreal but funny! Well done.

...And tonight, the part of Bill will be played by Chance (Peter Sellers, "Being There").

...somewhere on the spectrum...

the most pathetic ever...

What a load of garbage.

Entertaining

Pathetic

LOL

I think the guy who commented “pathetic” thought it was supposed to be serious. That’s like thinking “Spinal Tap” is a real metal documentary.

As has been said, “SAD!”

Haha funny story. 5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Say what? Dude be a tad spaced out. Story is a "4-star" in my opinion .......

Always wondered what happened to Chance from the movie 'Being There' after his presidential run.

Didn't know his first name was Bill though.

You must be running out of ideas for good stories.

hot as hell FICTION,but ......

Top-notch humor by a master of the genre.

This had me giggling through the whole read. Thank you for this one!!!

+1 for his fixation on the hole in the wall and the story of the fly. Otherwise a lot of the humor was off the mark. Not the author's finest work.

I enjoyed your sense of humor, its a shame some of the comment section can't try that for a change. Thanks HDK.

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