All Comments on 'Don't Bother Me'

I enjoyed your sense of humor, its a shame some of the comment section can't try that for a change. Thanks HDK.

somewhere east of Omaha

+1 for his fixation on the hole in the wall and the story of the fly. Otherwise a lot of the humor was off the mark. Not the author's finest work.

This had me giggling through the whole read. Thank you for this one!!!

Top-notch humor by a master of the genre.

hot as hell FICTION,but ......

You must be running out of ideas for good stories.

Always wondered what happened to Chance from the movie 'Being There' after his presidential run.

Didn't know his first name was Bill though.

Say what? Dude be a tad spaced out. Story is a "4-star" in my opinion .......

Haha funny story. 5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I think the guy who commented “pathetic” thought it was supposed to be serious. That’s like thinking “Spinal Tap” is a real metal documentary.

As has been said, “SAD!”

LOL

Pathetic

Entertaining

What a load of garbage.

the most pathetic ever...

...And tonight, the part of Bill will be played by Chance (Peter Sellers, "Being There").

...somewhere on the spectrum...

Surreal but funny! Well done.

Great bit of humourous writing. Thakyou.

This is idiotic that even kills any being funny

Pretty much sums up the inability of men and women to communicate.

Funny, although it fizzled a bit at the end. 4

If a good story has a bad ending it makes the story bad. When a story has no ending it makes the reader mad.

The why, who, where, and the kids at the beginning was more than hilarious. 5 plus if there were such a rating available. Many thanks for the belly laughs.

lmao so not smoked sounds more like eatables

Nice!

Wtf?!?M …lmfao.

Aman has to have his priorities funny! 5 stars.

A good chuckle, very witty! *****

LOL!

Loved it, I can't stop laughing. 5 stars!!!!!

I wish My ex would have let me nail her step sister ...

The payoff was not worth the buildup.

Second time with this one , Still laughing!

I read it. I kinda enjoyed it. I don't understand it at all.

Not sure about this one-man... 4*

That boy is plumb messed up, but he's happy.

What crap! That's humour??!!

Sounds like he gets whatever action he wants and stopped giving a sh*t about his Wife a long time ago.

Funny!!! He's still a CUCK...

The husband's the last to know. And the last to case apparently.

A beautiful blonde wife said to her husband. God made me beautiful so that you would fall in love with me. He also made me stupid so that I could fall in love with you.

Seems like HDK seems to think that a perfect couple is a slut and a idiot. Not that romantic, but perhaps realistic in this day and age. And yes I know I twisted the narrative a bit, but it seems to be a authors prerogative.

I imagine reading this story and She Said (also 2007) back in 2007 might have been jarring if they were very different from previous HDK submissions. But having just read them back-to-back, they are a pair of sharply satiric and amazingly humorous stories.

Loved this. The setup, the humor, the oblivious characters. And this quote about P.G. Wodehouse describes the language: he has "a gift for highly original aptness of phrase that almost suggests a poet struggling for release among the wild extravagances of farce." Kudos to HDK!

Is toughest, hardy man I ever know.

God I wish I could keep my mouth shut like Bill in this story does. Got to admit though, my mind wanders just like his while my better half talks.

Loved the phrases, "Released my minions," "Fired a shot across her cheek," "Reaching my Zenith," "Finished my Masterpiece."

Fun read.

Its all kind of the same. Even this.

Some of what makes an HDK story sweet is the whining of his detractors. Some of them whine in chorus, some whine solo. They whine and whine. Ha! Ha!

Is definitely on the spectrum

Pure gsrbage.

He's more interested in the hole in the wall than he is in his wife's infidelity. Even repeated sex with the neighbor doesn't deter his interest in the hole. The wives go from hating one another to making a date for tattoos. Hilarious. A 5 Star Rating.

One laugh after another as this author satirises the standard “loving wives” themes. What a hoot! Best piece of writing on “loving wives”.

I feel like you wrote this on a 3 day 4 Loco and Taco Bell bender, you couldn't have been in your right mind.

The guy is hard of hearing- LOL

Can some one explain this load of crap to me?.

Laughed til I hurt, which seems a lot lately, age is demanding payment from unapologetic totally inappropriate hedonistic irresponsible life that I have lived. Actually going thru something like this with my current wife. Not the sex part but the crazy woman part with unbridled hormones which she absolutely denies any problem with her, only with me and my inexplcable desire to avoid confrontation and buy into her craziness...altho in truth, sometimes I do. A weakness for a loved one I suppose. That said, it's hard to ignore when your buttons are being pushed. C'est la vie C'est la guerre no?

What the fuck is your problem ass hole? Why the fucking rage about what another thinks. You got fucking anger issues, do something about it, instead of taking it out on others.And stop the fucking political bullshit, this is a porn site not a fucking political forum for dick heads like you. Hate these fucking smart ass morons. Fuck off.

Do NOT read this at work. People will want to investigate your laughter.

This was a damned witty piece. I was laughing my ass off at his 'respect for the cheating slut's feelings' when he simply said, "why...." I knew then that it was going to be an enjoyable read and I wasn't wrong. Too bad the anonymous asshole who didn't like it is too thickheaded to get it.

What is funny about this load of crap.If some one thinks this hits the spot,they should get out more.

I needed the laugh. That hit the spot.

Hits the spot.

...if it's not BTB it gets voted to oblivion, any hint of reality and it gets labeled as RAAC. The authors who brave this cauldron of fuckwittery deserve all the credit they get.

My gosh commenters, most of you just do not get it.... you do not realize the writing talent you just read? To make this story appear so disjointed and still reach a coherent ending - an ending that I just shook my head and chuckled at its brilliance.

Salute to the gifted - Hooyah!

The problem with +2017 L-LW commenters is they want BTB, short of that they can't see the sunrise or sunset. Everything must be explicitly stated or they crap on it; I doubt many today could figure out Alfred Hitchcock or Perry Mason logic.

What was the point of this rubbish?.

Funniest read I've had in a long time.

Just about as absurd as it gets! Stop writing!

absurddumb, boring, cuck shit.

This was a lot like Dave Berry's piece on Roger and Elaine's conversation in his car: she observes that they have been dating for six months and starts talking about their relationship; he realizes that it has also been six months since he had his oil changed. She goes on thinking about the relationship, while he goes on thinking about the car. The conversation that follows and the different ways they reflect back on it afterwards are hilarious. You can find a number of places online, but here's one: http://bertc.com/subfour/truth/unspoken.htm

best author on the site and pisses off the closet-cuckies to boot!

Ended up just fucking tedious, boring as shit.

He used to be a quality writer here.

So sad!!!

Very successful attempt at humor. At least from the male side, bravo!

Not great. Need a mustang in it & cut the guys dick off. That would spice it up a bit.

Why are you reading HDK stories? You just keep reading them and leaving nasty comments. Quit reading them. That's a lad. You're stinking up the place.

NOT funny. Just plain stupid

Guy just don't give a shit one way or the other as long as they keep the talk to a minimum and put out. FUNNY

But entertaining.

Three stars. I'm sorry. I generally thoroughly enjoy your stories. This doesn't seem like you wrote it.

I guess I just don't see the humor with infidelity. You're a good author so I won't even bother scoring this one.

For a very funny short.

Loved it. More about Bill, Sue and their exploits in the neighborhood...please....

...that I rated one of your stories with just one star. What happened? Usually your stories are worth a lot...but this one reads itself as if trying to please some reader who´s recovering from a stroke.

Really clever, very funny. Only a guy could write this. We don't need to listen to wives.

You have a habit of making up strange characters and strange situations ...... Keep them coming.

His stories usually make no sense at all in the real world but boy, does he have a sense of humor and a great grasp of English and story pacing..

Loved it as usual

Really liked his detective story also.

Literally laughed the whole time. Great story for a good laugh.

Funny as hell. 10 **********

I really liked it!

Total parody of the old bit about men and women having totally different views of everything. And it helps when the characters have brains the size of mustard seeds.

But did any of them have the IQ of a pea?

and the goat was Whom. TK U MLJ LV NV

That was fucking hilarious, Loved it

A great story. You've come up with an IQ test for LE readers, and look at how many flunked.Funny as could be, and very well crafted.

Chilley

I don't know if this a parody or just a new spin in the LovingWife, but this character was fantastic. He is listening that his wife just cheated, that he held him in somewhat contempt, he was even thinking about not speaking to her accusatory or in anger... and he is not a cuckold.

He really, really doesn't give a fuck.

Is supreme confidence in the mold of a human being.

So what if he had low sex drive? That he is boring? That his wife is cheating? He knows who he is and what he desires and what he desires is to fix that damn wall and infidelity can suck his balls.

You made me laugh. Congratulation and I salute you, you shining diamond.

Maybe they should have at least a semi-permanent wife swap. But what would they say to the kids? Didn't a couple of NY Yankees pitchers go through this?

Has to be set in Arkansas ... maybe around Alma!

thanks for the offering.

A couple of bat shit crazy women and a man thinking about drywall repair? Funny story but I think the aftermath is going to include a couple of divorces. And I'm still not sure why his wife wasn't slapping the shit out of the two of them while they were going at it right in front of her!

Did the feminists jump all over this one?

Thank you

The matter of fact way he dealt with these pig women was amusing and grim.