by LenaTrueshield
Absolutely brilliant use of colorful language. Your euphemisms and descriptions are very sexy, but also quite creative (meaty monolith, brilliant). But my favorite, nastiest and sexiest of all was "cunt-splitting".
An old joke: My psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I said it is if it's done right.
You do it right. Dirty, nasty, sexy fun. Well done.