February Sucks My Take

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Kate:

Kate left her coffee put twenty on the table to cover her lunch and followed Marc. She always took a pushbike with her on her runs so that she could get around while waiting for a load. She easily followed Marc back to his house and staked the place out to learn his routine. On her last day in town she waited in her truck unit for Marc to leave his house, When she saw there was no other traffic on the road she accelerated her truck bumped up onto the sidewalk and ran over Mark making sure all five wheels ran over his buggy leaving him looking like roadkill. She picked up her load and continued with her journey. She never heard a thing about Marc's accident and no one even gave her a thought. She trolled through the national press and found a footnote about Marc's demise, it was listed as a tragic accident. She sent the article to Paul because she hoped it would give him some closure.

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Paul:

I received the news that LaValliere with a smile on my face but when I read that he had probably been run over by a truck. I put two and two together and came up with the scenario that my ex-wife had killed him. I was immensely proud of her at that moment, perhaps she would like to visit for Christmas.

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Have you ever noticed that different countries sell condoms in different-sized packets?

Example:

Italy sells them in packets of six, one for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday but Italian women say Sunday is a day of rest.

France Sells them in packs of seven, one for each day of the week and French women say sex is a labour of love.

England sells them in packs of twelve, one for January, February, March, April, well you get the idea and the English women say It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it!