All Comments on 'Fun with Dick and: Ch. 00'

I can't even describe how dumb I feel after reading this. You get 1 star, and may God have mercy on your soul

Obviously this is a satire of the Dick and Jane primers used to teach reading.

Our second choice would have been in humor and satire.

It has no incest and no taboo elements that the authors can discern.

Authors did not tag this story 'incest' or 'mom-son-incest' or 'older-woman-younger-man.'

A nice nostalgic look on first major erections

This is not a good story sorry

Readers aren't in kindergarten, we don't use Dick and Jane readers. Your attempt was not well thought out. I would not advise continuing this story.

Not sure if it will hold up for a longer tale.

Not a fan of this style.

I lost my erection reading this story and haven't been able to get it up since.

I'm not knocking the story but, considering the format, despite the incest, maybe "Humor and Satire" would have been a better category for this tale.

Where did you learn to write and how old are you this looks like a grade school kid wrote this if this is the best you can do just stop

Stop now!

In the words of John Cooper Clarke's "progressive psychiatrist", have you considered suicide?

My Dearest Anonymous,

It makes me so happy that you enjoyed my little story. So much that I stayed up all night writing and have just submitted the next 35 chapters of this saga. I will forever treasure your kind words and the "Anonymous Sex" we shared together - you stud, you, you've ruined me for anyone else.

My head spun when you uttered the words: "I can't even describe how dumb I feel after reading this." Don't you worry your head my lover, I can teach you to write this well. "You get 1 star," Oh dear God, thank you for giving me that star. Did you know that I keep it under my pillow at night. "and may God have mercy on your soul," You are so sweet, and may the Lord bless and keep you as well. XXOO XXOO Smootch, Smootch

"Readers aren't in kindergarten," of course not - there are rules here against that. But even though they are grown men and women. They aren't MEN! like you my lover. "We don't use Dick and Jane readers." But darling I thought you really enjoyed the one 'Dick and jane and Whips and Chains,' I guess it was just me. Or are you teasing me, you have such a sense of humor. Did you know that you made me come 17 times?

"Cute concept. Not sure if it will hold up for a longer tale." After 17 'O's in one night I don't think I could survive a "longer tale." Oh dear you "Lost (your) erection" I'm not surprised after your performance two nights ago. That is why I stayed away and wrote more to give both of us time to recover.

"Have you considered suicide?" Yes, I believe I totally would if I ever lost you my beloved Anonymous.

See you tonight at 6:30 XXOO XXOO smooch smooch you know where!

I like the fact you went out on a limb with this. I do love your other stories. Not a 5 star effort but I may change that because, again, I love your original thought