All Comments on 'Haven't You Ever Seen a Pussy?'

She seems rather scatterbrained xD

What a great sense of humor, I love the monolog. Please don't stop your efforts, I laughed out loud.

Your are a crazy woman. I love your stories! Thanks!

Wife and I visiting a close friend, we were drinking probably a little to much ouzo and noshing calamari when George brought out a few of his home grown Thai minis with an accompanying challenge. After munching three or four of the little flamethrowers and feeling quite studly (George couldn't handle one) I stepped into the bush to drain the vein. In retrospect a thorough hand washing prewhiz would have been a very good idea. Anyway for about the next hour, well, see title. And by the way water provides little relief. Oh did I mention this was a very funny tale. John

Looks like mostly guys, but not all. There is that wonderful hilarious comment on "Haven't You Ever Seen A Pussy," by the woman in Texas.

I am a refugee from a site called "Lush Stories," which kept suspending me for a month for stories that broke the rules. I figured the stories were good enough to post, here, for new readers. Some of the stories here were first written for that site. Many others are in my book, "The Sex Slave of Spartacus or How Can A Classy Bitch Get Laid," and the title story of that book got me banned from Lush. And the another one did. Easy to find and cheapo on Amazon. I need reviews on Amazon. One one reader left a review of the above book, saying he could not read more than six pages, I was an idiot, and he rated it one star. Help! Lady in distress!

Dear Author, Wow girl you do have one hell of an imagination! Funny and precise, that was quite a story. Amazing thought process. Very entertaining. Thank you. jntiques

Way funny, girl!

That was so perfectly plausible and hysterically funny that my theatre-of-the-mind sold out all its performances. bravo! ...do it again? :-)

That's the only acceptable excuse for posting it.

And vodka was lawn-sprinkling out my nose.... Bitch... I almost drowned.... Lmfao... Do it again?