by Foux Pas
Most of the writers tell us that black has the biggest. Yet looking at some of the porn video, none of the ladies taking those big dude are wet. Their faces indicate it is only a show, they do not enjoy love making with the big dude.
In college, girl had broken up with her boyfriend and was really mad at him. They both went to a party that weekend, and she decided to screw a black kid that had the reputation of being big to piss him off. She did screw him, but confided to several of her friends that her ex was bigger, though they never got back together.
Good one. Nice to see a "big dick stud" get his comeuppance.
I've heard that Arabs are supposed to have the biggest average cock size of any "race" (something an Arab told me, write the end yourself). From the stats I've been able to find, it looks like blacks/negroes/insert PC term here do have bigger cocks on average - by a measly 0.1 inches when erect. Hardly a world shattering difference.
I loved the way you reversed the normal cockold story and turned it into almost a parody. It was a fun little read. The twist at the end was awesome.
two men who have unbelievable dicks and about a woman who was sad. Thsi story was fucked up!
I gave it a 3 because it was something different. You'll have the brothers coming out of the woodwork with this one you know that! They'll all be bitching about race and hate etce etc etc. You know that shit and you know you can't write a story about a black man who has a dick smaller than a white guys, hell you know that! They all have 12 inch cocks. Oh and they last fir hours and hours w/o cumming. Then when they finally do they raise the ocean's sea levels!
The infantile obsession with penis sizing is more of an indication to an arrested development, as in ‘Whose is longer?’; ‘Who can pee further?’ ‘Who can pull on the girls’ bras without being caught?’ - All reminiscent from somewhere around ten to twelve years old boys sexual development. And just as sexy.
it is, tongue in cheek humor. fantastic little story. from some of the comments, i believe there are a few who have forgotten how to laugh. lighten up guys, not everything in life is serious or meant to be. a fan always.
A real cute story. Short and to the point with an interesting ending. Keep up the good work.
Of the old joke about the guy born with 3 testicles. He won many a wager by betting with other men that they had five between them. All went well until the day one man said, “well here’s my one, where’s your four?”
My best regards
A friend told me about this story, so I came to check it out. It's freaking brilliant. Well told, good build-up and a funny surprise ending (well it would have been a surprise if my friend didn't spoil it). Will check out more of your stories, please keep writing funny, there aren't enough authors doing it.
S-Des
P.S. Maybe at least one sex scene next time?
I would have put this in Humour/Satire.
I missed this when it came out - I was in Cancun for 10 days.
Great ending.
DJ
You actually took your time and played it out. However, I concur that this should have been in Humor/Satire category. Excellent story.
She should lose the husband's equipment and have to slum with lesser equipment. A situation is created and h/w have this curious little game?
ANYONE that conceited needs to be brought down HARD.
nice job at sucking us all into what you wanted us to think.
Well Done !
Hilarious. Actually instead of Humor it should be in the Interracial category. I figure there it would be totally original.
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Reads like you are jealous black guy. Numerous sistahs have told me how disappointed they are with supposed bbc. They see flaccid black meat hanging and wonder how big when hard. Trouble is no or little growth
What you see is what you get
I have bedded over two dozen black females. Funny how even yo momma felt like a virgin
Same as socio-economic outlook you still with hommies in no growth industry.
If you can find yo way off the corner maybe I will let you shovel my walks.
Ever notice how ''white'' your little sister is....be nice to mydaughter bro
With Todd... At least Be'zhawn wasnt' cut in about a hundred places, shot in a couple more and the soles of his feet weren't bloody. Fun little flash story. Signed: BTW
Science has proven that white men are actually bigger, finally someone admits the truth.