Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 090

The face, however, looked very much like Mike's. It felt like all the wind had been sucked out of the room as he took a step toward Callisto, one hand outstretched in both disbelief and awe. His son was not only an adult, but he was also in human form.

"Hello, Father." Callisto took a step into the room and rolled up his sleeves, revealing muscled forearms covered in thin scars. "Now let's see how we can unfuck this situation, shall we?"

"I see a spot down there." Lily leaned over the side of the sleigh, her tail hooked beneath the seat to keep her from falling. They were over Jamaica, and beneath them were the glittering lights of the coastal resorts.

To say that their delivery system had been truly fudged would be an understatement. The snow army that had been created on the east coast of Russia had been able to track them without any issue, effectively locking off anywhere in the Eastern hemisphere with snow. The Yule Lads and their blasted cat still tracked them, which had also hampered their deliveries. The sleigh, powered by Christmas magic, was no longer as fast as it used to be. This meant that there was a good chance they could be ambushed wherever they landed.

"Let's try not to get sand in the sleigh this time." Death tugged the reins, and Cerberus descended. They landed next to a rooftop pool where Lily hopped out of the sleigh and onto the back of Dancer.

The reindeer's arrival had been a pleasant surprise, but not as much as Christmas Present's. The giant ghost sat on top of Santa's bag, her arms buried deep as she pulled out gifts and handed them over to Lily along with a list.

"These are for the first floor," she said, then swatted Dancer on the hindquarters. Lily held onto the reindeer with her tail as they turned into a silvery mist and rocketed to the ground floor. Without her tail, there was no way Lily could have stayed on the reindeer's back.

Dancer, her body smaller than usual, kept watch in the hallway as Lily ran from room to room, tucking gifts beneath fake trees or just beneath pillows for kids who were traveling with families. Other than double checking her list, the only thing she kept her eye out for was trouble.

Once the first floor was done, she hopped on Dancer's back and they flew back to the roof. Christmas Present stood on the sleigh, her eyes scanning the rooftops.

"Done with the first floor." Lily held her arms out.

Christmas Present pulled a massive box out of the bag and handed it over. "It's the castle from the movie that just came out," she explained. "Hard to find this year."

"How the heck are they gonna get this home?" Lily asked, stretching her arms wide. "Hardly seems practical."

"I'm surprised. You're the last person I would expect to complain about a big load." The spirit licked her lips and Lily's little demon heart fluttered. Not only was this ghost sexy as heck, but she smelled so much like Mike that Lily couldn't help but feel a mutual attraction. Christmas Present kept flirting with her, which had been frustrating enough without an opportunity to act on it.

She also wasn't sure her Helper's Hat would let her. Swearing was a big no-no, and it seemed likely that a little light penetration was off the table as well.

"After we're done here, you and I can discuss who can handle the bigger load." Vague innuendo was the best Lily could hope for.

Christmas Present smiled, but there was a sadness behind it. "You'd better get a move on," she said, then turned her attention to the edge of the roof. Death climbed over the side, his robes dripping wet.

"What happened to you?" Lily asked.

"The presidential suite is poorly lit and has a pond inside," he replied, shaking himself off. "But do not fear, the presents were safely delivered and the koi are unharmed."

When Christmas Present had first arrived, she had been able to grab massive armfuls of presents and deliver them by teleporting into homes. However, the Yule Lads almost always showed up within minutes, which made everyone suspect that the Krampus was somehow tracing her magic. Now it fell on the giant to protect the sleigh while Death and Lily handled deliveries. Ever since adopting this method, the chances of running into those jerks had gone down significantly, but their delivery time was slow again without the giant to do the heavy lifting.

"Trade with me while you dry off." Christmas Present hopped off the sleigh with an armful of gifts. She couldn't teleport, but was capable of delivering gifts the old fashioned way.

"Thank you." Death reached into the sleigh and pulled out a bat. "I shall protect them with every bone in my body."

Cerberus turned to look at the Reaper and snorted, then made eye contact with Lily. Other than cracking a few heads, Death didn't have many options. Cerberus, on the other hand, had ripped more than a few Yule Lads into tiny pieces. Apparently they tasted awful.

"Howl if anything happens." Lily kicked her feet and Dancer was off.

They spent hours traveling Jamaica, and then moved to Haiti. They no longer followed any sort of logical flight plan, hoping to dissuade their pursuers. It seemed to be working. Lily hoped that the snow army would be unable to cross over to the Americas, making the western hemisphere of the world easier to deal with.

As for what to do with all the undelivered gifts, she had no idea. They would have to go back at some point, but that was a mess for later. Things had been tense enough for the last few weeks that Christmas Present hadn't dared run any more messages to the North Pole. Her brief trip early on had been almost a day from Lily's perspective.

Because of the warm, humid climate, Death's robes remained wet enough that he was put on permanent sleigh duty until they could find a fire for him to dry off. He had argued, but without the spare bag, the only way for him to carry gifts was to hold them in his damp arms and that simply wasn't feasible.

Back to island hopping, they landed on the biggest building they could find and set up watch from there. Cerberus would sometimes transform back into a human to keep their profile low if the building wasn't that tall. It wouldn't be hard for the Yule Lads to spot the massive hellhound from the ground.

Plenty of smaller towns and villages were without a proper landing site, so Lily and Christmas Present would wait for Death to toss gifts down to them, then run from door to door to get the presents delivered.

They worked their way south, eventually landing in Barbados. Death asked if they could keep an eye out for some tea, as he was quite tired of hot cocoa at this point. Some of the enthusiasm of delivering presents had dimmed, but Lily imagined that was because he was stuck in the sleigh. For him, the joy was in seeing the world and actually placing the presents, not in acting as middle management.

It was in one of the fancier resorts on the southern coast that Lily stopped to take a break. It was a family resort, and plenty of kids had been brought along to celebrate Christmas by the ocean. The months or maybe even years all caught up with her, and she slumped against a nearby wall.

She missed Mike. Other than brief interludes in the Dreamscape, the real Mike was still at the North Pole, doing whatever or whoever. There had been a few more Santa stops, but nothing too drastic. Read a book to Tanisha, give Andre advice on how to handle bullies, things that probably could have been handled by their parents.

Staring out at the water, she was surprised when a pair of hands wrapped around her waist from behind. The strong scent of candy canes surrounded her as Christmas Present put her chin on Lily's shoulder.

"Caught you slacking," she whispered in Lily's ear.

"Hardly." Lily morphed backward through her own body, her back becoming her front so that she now faced the giant. "I'm fairly certain labor laws would claim I have a right to a break. I've been busting my butt for your boss, and now that we aren't being bothered by the Reject Potatoheads, it's time for a breather."

"I see." Christmas Present's eyes lingered on Lily, and she broke into a grin. "Maybe you're right. A break is long overdue."

The ghost gave off a growing sexual energy that surprised Lily. Other than the occasional flirting, she hadn't detected anything tangible from the spirit.

"Can I tell you something?" Christmas Present ran her hands up Lily's waist, then placed one on Lily's breast. The hand was big enough that Lily's boob vanished beneath it. "You've been on my mind all day."

"It's been a long fudging day," Lily muttered.

"It's the best day of the year." The spirit paused for a moment, admiring Lily's decolletage. "When I was born this morning, I thought that my life would be a simple collection of festivities and love. I hardly expected to be conscripted into the war on Christmas. When the Krampus corrupted me, I was allowed a brief moment of fear before being forced to obey. But a miracle happened, and it's all thanks to that man of yours. His magic gave me a chance to escape, to live the life I was destined for. Not only that, he showed me...things that fell outside my expectations."

"He has a habit of doing that." Lily pointed up at the roof. "Cerberus used to be a regular hellhound until they met him." It was okay to say the H-word when referring to Cerberus. It wasn't a swear word when she used it like that.

"It was that magic of his. I was pure potential, hunting him down in the vents of the North Pole, when I got a full dose of his magic. It changed me, making me into the woman I am. Gave me an appreciation for..." Christmas Present paused, then stared hard into Lily's eyes as she rubbed Lily's nipple through her top. "The finer things."

"Oh? And I'm one of those finer things?"

The spirit's eyes were full of hunger. "There's something you should know about me. You see, I only live for one day. And it is a glorious day. When time restarts, I will travel the world, be everywhere at once as people wake up to discover these gifts we've brought them. I'll enjoy the finest meals, the most wonderful company, and when the day is over...I shall die."

"What?" Lily hadn't expected that.

"It's how the ghosts of Christmas Past are born. Everything about this day will be burned into me. I'm just the paper on which today's story will be written, and when my day is done, I shall be folded up and put on the shelf." Christmas Present slid her hand down Lily's body, then rubbed her crotch through the lightweight pajama pants the succubus now wore. It was hot in the tropics, and she had gone with something comfortable. "I would prefer to have a few memories of my own."

Lily almost laughed. The last few months had been absolutely ridiculous, but now the ghost of Christmas Present was making a pass at her as they were trying to deliver gifts for Santa while avoiding an army of trolls and treacherous snowmen. She had been stretched thin emotionally, and was now like a rubber band, ready to snap.

But she didn't. It wasn't just lust in the spirit's eyes, but a quiet desperation. Lily hadn't known about the spirit's limited mortality. With everything else that was going on, she might have declined. What they were doing was too important to be screwing around.

"I don't know. Romeo is pretty good at what he does, but you're asking to break into the big leagues now." She licked her lips, her tail coiling around Christmas Present's waist. "Do you think you can handle all this?"

"Please. I nearly broke your boy toy in the middle of a Christmas party, and I was holding back." Christmas Present grabbed Lily's tail and twirled it around her finger like a stray length of hair. There was incredible strength in that single digit, and Lily's stomach fluttered in response.

"Nearly broke him, huh?" Lily smiled, then reached up behind the giant and gave her hair a tug. "You can be as rough with me as you'd like."

"I think you underestimate my strength." Christmas Present took a deep breath, her body now taller than before, then picked Lily up by the shoulders and pinned her against the opposite wall. "I am the embodiment of the season, stuffed full of joy and goodwill. However, I am also fueled by the animalistic lust of the man you love."

"Hey, now, I've never once said the L word to him," Lily countered.

"It would be a shame if he never heard it from you. His feelings for you run deep."

"Are we gonna talk about boys, or are you gonna fuuu...fuuu..." Lily screwed up her face. "I swear to Santa, if you pull my pants off and my genitals are missing, I'm going to let the toaster bite off my darn head."

"Let me check." Christmas Present held Lily against the wall with one hand and slid her hand into Lily's pants. The succubus gasped when the giant's thick digit teased her clitoris, then slid along her outer labia.

"Oh, thank Santa." Lily grabbed the giant's face in both hands and pulled her in for a kiss. Another wave of erotic energy washed over her, and she could definitely feel the magic undertones of Mike's presence. It was akin to smelling his cologne, if he ever wore any. His natural scent was so heightened by the nymph magic in his blood that if he could bottle it, he'd make millions.

The kissing was gentle, and Lily was having none of that. She grabbed a handful of Christmas Present's hair and gave it a tug. The giant responded by pressing her finger against Lily's hungry opening and relaxing the pressure that held her against the wall. The succubus now had her entire body weight pressing down onto the giant's finger, the pressure amplifying that butterfly sensation in her tummy.

Butterflies? Tummy? She couldn't wait to ditch her helper hat!

Lily summoned a flood of lubrication, her legs spreading open as she slid down almost an inch before bumping into the tip of Christmas Present's other finger. She broke the kiss and stared at the giant.

"Eh?" Lily wiggled her hips, but was surprised to discover that the spirit had clustered her fingers together, preventing her from descending any further. "You do know I can just stretch myself out, right?"

"I would rather you didn't." Christmas Present licked her lips. "I want to watch your face as I stretch your pussy out with my fingers."

"Wish granted." Lily altered her genitals, making her vaginal passage even smaller. "But you're gonna have to work for it."

"I love a challenge." The spirit grinned and planted a free hand on Lily's shoulder. She pushed down on the succubus, causing Lily to gasp as that first finger penetrated her all the way up to where her womb would be. Shivering in delight, she pulled open the giant's robe and buried her face between the spirit's breasts as she rolled her hips from side to side.

The pain was exquisite. It was like the fiery sting of bourbon when it first hits the lips, followed by the sweet, full body burn. It was common knowledge that you needed to check your bourbon before making eggnog, and--

"You can't take this hat off me, can you?" Lily pulled her face out of the giant's breasts. "I will eat your butt for days, or whatever it is you want me to be into."

"Nope, sorry." The giant shook her head, her long trusses brushing against Lily's shoulders. "Only Santa can take it off early. I don't even know why you put it on."

Mentally cursing the Grim Reaper with a collection of words that would be allowed on a PBS special, Lily buried her face into breasts the size of her head, playfully rubbing the spirit's large nipples. The hat was obnoxious, but a pair of breasts like these were once in a lifetime, and she planned to enjoy them.

Christmas Present continued to force Lily onto those thick digits. Not to be outdone, Lily circled the giant's waist with her tail, slipping it beneath her robes. Christmas Present's bottom was firm and fully rounded, and Lily explored it for several minutes before moving on to tease the edges of her butt crack.

"Oh." Christmas Present blushed, then looked down at Lily. "That feels surprisingly ticklish and good at the same time."

"I love how innocent you sound while trying to wear me as a muppet." Lily bounced up and down, savoring the sensation of a third finger entering her tight passage. Each finger was roughly the size of a regular penis, and she was already sore. When they were done, she could easily dismiss the sensation, but maybe she'd keep it as a reminder.

"Maybe I'm being too gentle." The spirit winked, and her body expanded again. She was now almost nine feet tall, and it wasn't lost on Lily that three of the spirit's fingers were still inside her.

In a move that surprised both of them, Lily came. Her legs went stiff, the nerves in her pelvis sending lightning and fire through her gut as her vaginal canal was stretched wide. Spasming out of control, she flopped around helplessly until she spotted a fat nipple in front of her face.

Two can play at this game, Lily thought. Leaning forward, she bit the nipple at the same time that she coated the tip of her tail in lube and slid it into Christmas Present's bottom.

"Oh. OH!" The giant's free hand slipped off Lily's shoulder, and the sheer tension in Lily's body caused her to rise up until only the tips of Christmas Present's fingers were still inside her. "Oh, wow, that feels...different. I can feel you inside me. It feels so hot!"

"Mmm-hmm." Lily expanded the tip of her tail, making it as thick around as her wrist. If the giant wanted to play size games, then she had picked the right partner.

Christmas Present grunted, then pulled her fingers out of Lily's vagina. Her fingers were coated in succubus fluids and cum. She licked her fingers clean, then grabbed Lily by a horn.

"Eat me out," she demanded, forcing Lily to her knees. The spirit threw her robes aside to reveal an impressive vagina with a large clitoris. Christmas Present grabbed Lily by the head, her fingers separating out around Lily's horns, then forced her into position.

Lily was not surprised at all that the giant's vagina tasted like candy canes.

"Mmf." Lily made a show of struggling as the giant pinned her head and body against the nearby wall, loving every moment of it. The force was tremendous, and she wondered if the time lock was the only thing keeping the wall from buckling as the giant lost control of her hips. She continued to penetrate the giant's buttocks, expanding her tail a little bit with each stroke.

"Oh, yes!" Christmas Present put a hand behind Lily's head, then ground her pelvis into the succubus hard enough that Lily had to reset her jaw. "This sensation is glorious! More! I demand more!"

Lily put her hands on Christmas Present's butt cheeks and split her tongue in two. The top half of her tongue worked the labia and the clitoris. The bottom half penetrated the vaginal canal, expanding rapidly until the giant let out a gasp.

"How are you...oh! OH!" When the giant came, she clenched her legs together so hard that Lily's skull fractured. She dismissed the break, forming layers of super dense bone as she double penetrated the giant with her tongue and tail. Christmas Present was shaking now, letting out cries of delight that turned into actual sobs. She was actively humping the wall hard enough that it sounded like someone was beating the stucco with a sledgehammer.

A mouth formed on the back of Lily's neck, which she used to speak. "This rough enough for you?" Lily stood, her strength easily capable of lifting the giant. In effect, it was similar to what Christmas Present had done to her, but now the giant's head and shoulders were pressed into the ceiling.

"YES, FUCK ME!" The spirit pressed her hands against the ceiling, generating tons of pressure between the two of them as the giant came again, coating Lily's face in peppermint cum.

Lily kept at it until the giant was a sobbing mess, making quiet pleas for her to never stop. Eventually, she tackled the giant to the ground and broke away long enough for her tail to wrap around her crotch and form into a massive penis covered in candy cane stripes. It was over a foot long, and so thick it would destroy a regular mortal.