All Comments on '"Honey, Can I?"'

If you are going to be a pimp, you don't get to whine if your wife turns into a whore.

They are stupid.

a fun flash tale.

He married a stupid whore! What a happy ending to an otherwise depressing story!

...just a stupid story..no stars...

I know this is a comedy...but he said his wife was dumb...In the end the dumb was him...2*

...now has a stupid pimples.

the husband is easily the dumbest fuck on the planet. why kinda idiot has his wife ask to jerk off another man and he forgets about it.just another stupid story from an author who tries to be funny.

Stuff all the other sad comments - this was a fun story and totally feasible on normal human life!

Thanks for a lovely ten minute read.

You tried this theme. It worked that you added more humor, and less angst. The puns worked. So while we have read this story before, this was by far the "improved" version.

Thanks!

Nice family businesses, they both work with their hands. 5*

Oh No!

Fun story Magmaman.

Good ending

Very funny to read, laughed through parts even in writing this. I cannot wait for the next chapter. Is Julie that dumb and go follow this lame advice or comments? Can't wait to see.

just dumb, can't even laugh about it. so what whoring around is now as casual as eating a sandwich in the pub.

write more dumb bullshit. it looks like there are a lot of people think like you.

Of a very old joke.

Wife: you got very drunk last night at the company party!

Hubby: I did?

Wife: yes, and so belligerent your boss fired you!

Hubby: after how hard I worked for that asshole? Well, fuck him!

Wife: I did! You go back to work, Monday!

Cute story. Thanks.

The IRS already got her number, if you buy anything over 10,000dollars cash you the seller has to to report it to them. They will nail her ass . How will she explain that to them the car was over 40k. They will. Investigate further. Check all her banking and business receipts it will be a nightmare. So the husband is getting corrupted buy the dollars too. Hard time in jail is a bitch!

It might be fun to see more "My Wife is so Dumb ..." stories here.

Great ending!

...Comedy is hard." ~ Sir Edmund Kean

so I gave you 1 star for wasting my time. What bullshit! Like I got time to sit and read a bunch of words with no purpose. God, how I wish I could give you a negative score.

It was a funny story. Of course, she would have an accountant handle the financial aspects, with all taxes paid, so as to perfectly launder the money.

It does seem to me that she played being a "dumb blonde" considering she set up a lucrative prostitution business quickly and efficiently. She should expand into providing escorts and cocaine as a method of showing just how smart she is.

LW has no sense of humor. Either cucky or BTB with both sides hating RAAC. As this was a humorous story it should have been in humor

This cuck should have nipped it in the bud. Now, his hooker-slut wife is getting nipped in the bud. This closet pimp knows that with all that dough rolling in; he is going to let this shit keep going on until they get busted.

I read it. I smiled. I read more. I laughed. Thanks for the story!!

HA! I usually can spot the outcome of a story, but you caught me on this one. Well done.

Turn the Bitch in. Tell the cops you didn't know what was going on until she told you. have her arrested, and divorce her.

I am continually amazed by the number of people around here that appear to have had a voluntary humourectomy.

You caught me flat-footed with the neat twist at the end. It's always good to see new stories with class.

And ignore most of the Anonymous comments. If they aren't brave enough to take responsibility for their words, their words a valueless.

Lukewarm about this actual story, but freely admit to wishing I had a tenth of his five star rated tales enjoyed by self and many others to my credit.

for a soft punchline.

Saw it coming a mile away in spite of what that other brain damaged commenter said.

How anybody can consider this a five star story is beyond me. Goes to show you the mentality of the readers of this category. Enough said. Oh, yes it's anonymous, so ignore this comment, isn't that right Kirstin02. Oh, sorry that's your real name? Asshole.

I really liked it! Your scores should be higher.

You might consider not allowing anon comments on your stories, though. Most anons are opinionated assholes who don't prize originality or cuteness but just want to vent about their idea of morality, not realizing that this is an entertainment and sex site, not the Disney Channel.

Highest marks for originality, content, pace, and HUMOR. I can count on one hand the number of stories that had a humorous ending to them that this one does. I agree that critical Anonymous should be deleted, or at the very least, IGNORED! Those imbeciles run off so many good writers. This story was a treasure. I hope you will write more. Make your settings to not allow Anonymous comments and see the difference.

I loved this story 5*. Keep um cumming.

for your effort.

that there are no effective medications for dissociative identity disorder. Have you tried hypnotherapy and adjunctive therapies such as art or movement therapy?

Two stupid losers. Boring|

Interesting, the wide range of opinions. Surprises me anyone paid any attention at all. This short and sort of silly tale came up because 3 friends and my wife Debra pooled some resources and bought a local spa that had closed out last year..

Of course this is fiction, their Spa is not even open yet.

And IF anyone wants to know what the three friends are all about, my "Part of the Procedure" series mentions them.

Yes, real people.

Yes, a real spa?

But, one that already went broke once? I would not have invested, but the wife did so I guess I am involved.

Who knows? maybe something will happen to write about?

To those who like my poor efforts, thanks.

To those that do not?

*LOL** (You are in HERE, reading? So you can be.. outraged?)

That is funny.

MGM

Magma, I have enjoyed many of your stories, but this Uptalking crap has got to stop. It's not English - all of the constant question marks at the end of sentences that are not actual questions. This has become an ingrained pattern of speech and writing in the last 25 years or so and the psychology of it has been studied. If you understand something about this cultural phenomenon then you know it is poison. Please stop it.

she is damaged goods, so why not making good money with her and looking for greener grounds?

It's a joke! A long, drawn out joke. Just enjoy it for for what it is and don't go looking for reality people.

Stop with the damn question marks that aren't supposed to be in the majority of places you put them.

.....and let her do what she wants, hide the money, he should find another oultet for sex (because wifey isn't his any more), get everything well set and get ready to walk away.

Then call the cops and disappear.

Right...this is the humorless comment.

He's a fool and she's a whore. Work it out or don't.

Smiled at the ending

Divorce the slut and see if the Police can send her to jail. Keep all the assets.

Lucky he did not say

" Well Fuck Henry .. he can poke it up the Arse "

If he had any sense, he would buy a small plot of land, put up a small shed to house equipment, take the money in the safe and bury it,then place an anonymous tip to the police. She isn't as dumb as she makes out. She knew to hide the money in her closet floor safe. That is an act. And she manipulated her husband into giving his verbal consent to perform sex acts on Henry. And, thus, if for Henry, then to her other clients . If the law doesn't shut her down, she will never understand the harm she is doing. Every time she gets sexy with a client, she makes a bigger cuckold out of her hubby. If she gets out of this without him blowing a hole in her skull, she should consider herself lucky.

MGM, I can't sleep tonight so I am reading your latest stories for amusement. This was actually funny. Not as funny as the comments from mister anonymous but funny.

Five stars for the fine effort at baiting the trolls.

Batshit crazy anonymice comments even funnier

And when the Air head wife said "what should we give our postman for Christmas ?" He said" fuck him, give him a dollar" !!!

new twist. Tongue firmly embedded in cheek here. lol

I don't know who is more of an idiot, the whore or the pimp.

no rating

His brain seems to not in control of his mouth.Just 3 sters for story

Nice, but that's an old joke. Told well, but still an old joke.

Wifey: "The postman is retiring. I'd like to do something nice for him."

Hubby: (distracted, behind a newspaper) "Fuck him. Give him two dollars.

The punch line is, Wifey: "...but the cookies and milk were my idea."

should of turned himself and his wife in for creating an illegal institution.

he may get a slap on the wrist if he said he just discovered this. Blame it all on the wife.

Very entertaining read. Thanks for sharing.

How you use them can mean one thing

How they are heard can cause

Unintended consequences

That can be trouble for all

Thus MUST rate as the worst story I ever read on Literotica! Its a synopsis maybe, or notes on a story but nothing worth telling or writing down! wasted my time!.

I have a few concerns.

First why was a new car more important than the machines that helped buy her building. Secondly Julie knows that bringing up Henry upsets Ben, but does it anyway. Third if it's getting harder to get him off maybe it's because the pressure has been released. I think Henry is slowly seducing her because she has only had husband. Fourth if he's in this good of shape he can find female company.

Husband had better be more careful with words as some statements can have more than one meaning as he found out.

REALLY????!!!!!! I know you intended this to be funny...but....REALLY????!!!!

Wife is dumber than a box of rocks.

I loved the story. Sometimes we get so intense in LW stories. This was a light hearted story that was fun. No one was hurt and plenty were happy. We all love a "happy ending." PS I am about Henry's age

Dumb husband,dumb wife,dumb story!

2nd story, 2nd stupid couple.

But not that funny.

metally retarded people are deemed incompetent and cant he held to contracts - so how do they have valid business licences?

IRS don't care about prostitution just pay taxes

But cops do

Massage parlors busted all the time

Off premises good luck

Looks like you stopped the story when there should be another chapter or two. Hope you will finish it and maybe the husband will come around and let his wife be fucked by the old guy.

Not My Cup of Tea .. A Cheating wife and a Cluck Husband ..

'Good lord was that woman dumb.' Signed: BTW

given she apparently does any literal order he gives her all he has to do is tell her to kill herself and she will

She is one dumb fuck. So dumb she will be caught by Vice, then the shit will hit the fan for all of them😂😂🤣🤣🤪

Needs a part 2.

You’re looking at $160,000 at the very least, and usually more than $200,000.

Well, he said so!

Is there anymore yo this story like to see what happens

Please write another part or 2. She is a naive slut, that makes crazy money, BUT, being a whorehouse, word will get around and she'll be caught and ruin not only herself, but her husband. He'd better make her quit that business or divorce her. "Henry" needs an attitude adjustment. If he fu-ked my wife, he'd be badly hurt or just disappear... Maybe she needs kids to settle her ass down...

Leave the whore call the IRS there are women who treat men better. Another chapter please?

Hard to believe someone is that stupid!

Gee, it sounds like she has a Vietnam relief center: her own Steam and Cream.

Funny!

Seems to me she's got an idiot for her husband! Which pimp doesn't know that his whore works as a prostitute?

Feels like an episode of Benny Hill.... needs a 'humor' tag.

FTDS......

Time for funeral arrangements or at least divorce.

I am NOT a Ben. Loved it except for his stupidity

Tried again. But still not real funny.

Not particularly funny and logic is inane....in addition, it is cut short and leaves the reader in the lurch. 3 stars.

1 star - just too stupid.

Stupid- the story, the wife,& especially the brain dead husband. He goes from outrage to acceptance in a matter of days. Then the story, incomplete. 1 star; wanted to give it none but that wouldn’t subtract from your rating

Dumb and dumber. Very clever and entertaining tale.

LA

Story was so stupid. not good

What a hoot! Just plain funny.

ben you are dumb as she is

I wish you'd have had them get raided and all of them go to jail in the end, that'd have been the cherry on top.

Henry is no threat to Ben. And he told her to do it - both times. I think she is the smart one. She makes 15,000 a month with her and friends rubbing people. Maybe if he actually communicated a little better.

Does she need more? I doubt it. But if hubbie says its ok ......