All Comments on 'How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ'

Funny article, and you're right. Most men are likely to want to make a woman cum as quickly as possible. This article will definetly come in handy for me in the near future. Hopefully my girlfriend will prove you're article to be a true hypothesis. Dude, bring home the gold in the pussy olympics.

Some really good suggestions. But i don't see anything new for which the girls will come running back to me wet down there.

I am obviously not gonna share all my secrets(Yeah! i am a mean ass :P). But try this one,

Put two wet fingers inside her vagina and touch the G-spot lightly. Now press it upwards curving your fingers up(make sure you don't have long nails,its a killer). Now start tap dancing on her G-spot and mix it up with hard pressure and slow rubbing. While you are at it suck on her clit and move your head up and down like you are giving BJ to a small penis. take your mouth away from time to time and literally drool on her clit and rush on sucking again. DONT let her cum!!! Whenever she is close stop everything and blow softly on her clit. Plant soft kisses. Keep doing it for 5 minutes and shes gonna go wild on you. Best way to get her ready for ALL YOUR FANTASIES!!! After this, do whatever you always wanted to do. She is going to take it as a bad little girl(just the way i love them :P) :D.

If it works(which sure does for me all the girls i went to bed with) ask me for more suggestions at "smokyfromhell@gmail.com"..

CHEERS!!!!

Who ever wrote this is great

my ex boyfriend read your advice and omg i was like a water fall i cummed in less then 10 minutes i personally love getting my pussy eaten out but i manly love when he is sucking on my clit and fingering me at the same time. he laughs at me after we r done cuz he says i shake to much but what can i say ur advice worked GREAT ugh yes XD and let me tell you just reading ur advice got me horny :)

hi,

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When you get her near her climax, insert two fingers into her vagina and press them against her G spot. Then move them as you would if you were motioning someone to come to you. This will greatly add to the intensity of her orgasm.

I congratulate you on your extremely well explained article. i would like to say that at 65 and suffering from hereditary hermochromatosis, i have long ago lost all means of having and maintaining an erection, but as they say "There is more than one way to skin a rabbit" and have dedicated my means of satisfying a woman sexually orally, i have experienced the most devastating female orgasms purely by making oral love to vaginas from 20 to 70 and all without fail have declared that a penis is not necessary when it comes to satisfying a womans sexual needs. and until today have extreme difficulty in attending their insistance on repeated doces of the same medication. ones you discover the way to her heart through her clitoris you are made to your dying day, its fantastic.

A happy old sucker.

Well, Coming from a lesbian... you did very good at the description and humor. I think people want to rush and make a woman come. All it takes is when u find her "spot"... you wont forget..

I love pussy eating and eat one or two pussies everyday. I kiss between their legs and satisfy them orally. My ladies really happy how I service their pussy. I love pussy and I never hurt them. Not a single lady refuse my service and they always come back to me for my pussy service.

I love the humor that you used in the article. :D It had me laughing the whole way through, even though you did give very good pointers.

So I am a bi sexual but have never eaten a girl out and am boout to tonight and this i think just reallu saved me

My bf did it just like u said but curious having another man and women eating my pussy just the way you say ! I am up for anything ! :)

i love your theory you realy chaneged wots it like for women in the bedroom my partner read this and he is sooooo good now but u sound even better i am always up for new things email me on fifilamb@hotmail.co.uk xxx mwha

MY BOYFRIEND JUST ATE ME OUT AND IT FELT GREAT..!.. NICE ARTICLE!

my girlfriend is actually Bisexual, and has never had intercourse with a male before... so i used what i read here to boost my skills, i ate her for hours,she practically cried for more. Thanks Bats.

why the bloody hell is there a 13 year old on a porn site?

granted, if when I was 13(4 years ago to be exact) my boyfriend had eaten my pussy,

just damn

would have loved that.

hi i'm 13 and i read this before i went over to my gf's house one day. i have eaten her out before but not like this, i gotta say wow this really helped and made the experience amazing! not to mention she squirted all over my face and mouth ;)

Hi im 16 years old and im a male. Im a virgin and im about to make love to my girlfriend who is also a virgin. I havent eaten her out yet but I was wondering if i could use this technique on her being that shes a virgin and shes all tight. Is there a perticular way of making a virgin cum hard. Well anyways thanks for this upload.

I wish I could find a minee like you [:

i want u

I did this before I just was making sure I was right lol I leave them legs shaking until a women ant walk lol so it do work I really didn't need to read it lol uniquerap at aol dot com if any ladies wanna try it out lol

I'm gonna try this on my girl the next time we go for it, and I can guarantee, shes gonna scream even louder this time....I'll make sure to come back with feedback ;)

I have to say that as a woman I would like to order two of you. Your advice was so freaking good. Personally I like the contrast of licking sideways fast then slow, it drives me crazy along with the nipple stimulation. I think that licking sideways or around circles tends to work better than up and down guys. Also if you pull the hood up as our dear friend suggested and lick your way then release it and lick some more, boy you will have her tense and squirming. Good luck to all the guys out there and please follow BatsandBlamour's advice.

Where the hell can I get a fella like you???

Thx bro I'm 16 and I

never ate pussy before so I wanted to eat this girl out and I didn't kno how so I looked this up and I'm gonna try it I think this will work thx again

Fantastic article,..............love your awesome sense of humor and the way you put things so that men could understand/associate them with something they are familiar with ;)

Have hit the nail on the head. Let me add one thing, though: If your woman is in to her feet (like mine), even if it isn't a sexual way (for example, she just REALLY thinks they're CUTE), try starting out with the kissing of thighs and what-not, and then surprise her with a quick, light suck on her big toe. Do a little more if she really likes it, but simply showing that you're willing to do this to please her will throw some more fuel on her fire ;)

my boyfriend would read this.. he's good at what he does and knows how to pleasure me, but there is deff. room for improvement.

This is deff. all the things I like in oral sex..

The best thing ever is when you linger at the thighs kissing and gently biting at them. That always drives me wild, it makes me want my pussy licked so much i practicly beg for it. I do also love everything about pussy i just cant get enough!

No man has ever... EVER..been able to make me cum. HOW FRUSTRATING! The one thing that's gotten me close is when he takes my clit into his mouth, sucking hard, and inserts a finger or two, curling them upward and putting pressure on my g-spot...I just wish his endurance was better. I know I'm missing out. :(

Your guide helped me give my girl the best O of her life last night... you rock man!!!

I don't love to have my vagina showered with "love" :P

OMG, Finally a great "how to" . I think this should be a "must have" on EVERY ONE"S list, guy OR girl (experimenting). Please men follow this VERBATIM its just like we (women) WANT!!!!!!!!!! I actually came just reading this. WOW ;)

i'VE BEEN EATING PUSSY FOR YEARS AND IT IS ALWAYS THE VERY BEST. i

SOMETIMES EAT PUSSY WITHOUT THE FUCKING. i LOVE THE TASTE OF PUSSY JUICE ALTHOUGH IT DOES GET MUCH BETTER JUST AS SHE CUMS. I HAVE BEEN EATING PUSSY SINCE MY HIGH SCHOOL DAYS AND I AM NOW 80, SO i HAVE HAD A LOT OF EXPERENCE. i AM OF COURSE NOW MARRIED AND STILL EATING AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. MY WIFE DOES NOT LIKE DOING A 69

AS SHE CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON HER FEELINGS, SO i USUALLY EAT HER FIRST AND THEN SHE EATS ME TO A STUNNING CLIMAX. EVEN AT 80 ITS STILL GREAT.

You know what you're talking about...

I'm soon to be eating a girl out but I never knew the proper way or any techniques on how to do it. But after reading this I'm ready to eat her out so thanks for posting this.

KEEP THIS UP!!! YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT!!! FIRST STORY IVE READ ON HOW TO EAT PUSSY AND BY FAR I WILL NOT GO ANY FURTHER :) YOU SHOULD LIKE CREATE A CHAT OR SOMETHING!!!

best advise for pussy eatin like a champ

Why the hell are there women dating guys who refuse to go down on them?? What is the point? Save yourselves the hassle, break up, go buy a vibrator, and get a new man!!!

Pussy, oh pussy, how i love you so

the cum you make the way you flow

if i could live in you god i would

i would lick you all day and suck on your hood.........

Awesome advice. My FWB went down on me for the first time last night, I never thought I would enjoy that so much. It was the most amazing night of my life--and he could tell. I have been promised this every night from now on, and I cannot wait to go down on him for the first time tonight!

i loved getting my pussy eaten by my boo he does it soo good hes a god as soo as he takes off my pants and evverything he licks my body then he goes down town his toung i the best hes the gretstest well he eating mylove hole he grabs me i all the right areas then if hes good we have sex see cause i dont work on fridays or saturdays he doesnt either and we fuck all day and nite i give him head he eats me wow and were having sex rite now ahhhhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmmmm yes daddi yes harder harder lick me klean

Eating pussy is not a process you think out. Its something you vibe with. You read your partners body. You do the unthinkable. I personally like making my girl watch me eat her pussy. It gets her more excited. I also find that she gets very excited if I squeeze her ass while I'm eating the pussy. Enjoy the pussy. Catch everything you see in your mouth. When she least expects it slide to fingers in the pussy fast and deep. Feel how wet you made it. Talk to her. Ask her if it feels good. I like to scold my girl while I'm eating the pussy. I refresh her memory on times she made me angry. She always says sorry and it won't happen again. I tell her to hold the pussy and put it in my mouth. Sometimes I let her ride ly face. You have to get into ur girls head and make her pussy spill. Its fun and its taste great! Wanna know more twitter me.

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So what's your opinion on using the fingers while eating the pussy?

I like how you explained this. I will hight light the key points and leave this on the bed for him to read!!!!!!

Thanks so much man. I can't wait to try this on my girl.

My girlfriend and I are pretty young I'm 15 and she's 13 and today she told me that she wants me to eat her pussy and that she wants to suck my cock so I plan to see here next weekend and try what you've said but I don't think we are ready for full on sex so this is a great resolution!!!!!!

Can't wait to try this to my girl. :D

I agree...more men should definitely read this article! Did a woman write it??.. LOL

My Girlfriend like here eaten anytime of the day

Nice work stud - once you're done whip out that big boy and plow that pussy you've just reved up

Hit the nail on the head... more men need to read this ;)

My boyfriend had wanted to eat me out and had no clue where to start. A friend of ours showed him this and he followed. It was truly amazing.

great tips! a lot of what i did my first time!

very good

pussy is the best thing in the world. nothing better than a pussy to lick

U sound so hott talking about it

I wish you could eat my pussy 24/7 

I have been married for 22 years.Your advice was perfectly described. You did not mention about when "going downtown" you can place your hands under her butt, and lift towards your mouth for greaer control and stimulation. Yee ha !!!

Your stories and 'how to' articles are brilliantly written, entertaining and so funny in places! I would just like to say though that the 'how to' ones make me sad........ I am 25 and have female friends of 18-50 years old. We are all quite open about sex and chat about it for hours. Not one of the women I know (all ages, sizes, skin colours) has experienced a man that knows how to pleasure a woman. Mostly, though, you write how time and understanding takes place, you are so wrong. Any men I have ever been with make nasty comments about you afterward to their friends, or pay no attention in the first place becasue you are not a size eight etc. Your world sounds fun, sexy and exciting, but do NOT assume its the same for everybody out there. It is so far from what you write. You make me feel bad as if I am doing somethingw rong by not experiencing all this loving tender or rough crazy sex! I want to, but how can I when there are no men out there who will take the time to get to being a good love maker? If you dont look like angelina jolie, you can forget all about any male taking time to make you feel good. I am happy you enjoy your sex life, but it is NOT like that for thousands, even, millions of people out there. Its not 'easy' its not 'fun' and its not enjoyable. Ita drunken one night stands with idoit men, because if you arnt skinny and/or beautifull men dont want to know you for more than one night/5 minutes. Do a 'how to' on dealing with the REALITY of sex, love and passion... not this fantasy idealistic world you are in, where everybody is having the most brilliant sex ever. Get real!

Good shit, my girl loved it, still havin a hard time making her cum but she loves the entire experience. Good advice!

that was awsome explanation

I love having my pussy eatin. the one thing most men tend to do wrong is stop doing what makes me feel good. for example they will lick my clit perfectly to where im ready to cum, then they decide to get creative by licking other areas. don't make this mistake!!! when this happens to me, i cant climax because i lost the excitment. its cool to start out by licking all over, but once you get me going stay there!!! the article "how to eat pussy like a champ" is dead on, thats exactly how i like my pussy eatin.

I followed these words when i took my girl friends virginity. Really, i turned the tables. I did this three times to her and she fainted.When she came to she was revved up for the real thing.

These are the word of a real man.

Never tried oral sex on a woman till i read this, No lie.

Now the wife is in love with my 'tongue game' !! =p

I love it when my husband is eating my pussy and he rubs his face all around in my pussy and gets his face all wet with my juices. It's so sexy. Just seeing his face when he comes up with my juices on his face makes my pussy throb. I love to kiss his face afterwards. So awesome!

There are things that you mentioned that i want to experiment with and things that you mentioned that I don't know how to explain but you explained them perfectly. Your advice was great. Some things you mentioned that are pleasing to women were so true about me, if no one else, and I didn't know the words to explain it to my husband. I'm glad you wrote this because now he can read what I've been TRYING to say.

My husband is the best pussy eater. He lightly rakes my G-spot with the tip of his tongue alternating between tongue fucking my pussy, all while tickling my clit with his upper lip (i think that what he is doing but im not sure which turns me out even more!!) then he pulls my puss lips apart and licks my g-spot and clit like a fucking vibrator...i cum in seconds!! ooh im about to get me some tonight! im turned on...Great article!!

When any of you lick the alphabet, do you use caps or lowercase? I like the lowercase because you get to dot your lowercase j and i (makes the ladies go crazy). On the flipside, keeping the caps lock on allows a more advanced pussy eater use letters such as H, I, K, and B. I was eating out my girl Malina the other day and she went through the roof when I dropped the B on her. Do recommend a mix and match (upper, then lower) or just stick to one? Also, what do you think about cursive, or Greek letters (pi and omega seem like they would hit the spot)?

DO you have a email i can reach u at so i can get tipss

Absolutely amazing! You are a man that knows whats up when it comes to women. I wish more men knew or researched this information. I love men like you that love the vagina :)

Asked my husband to read this and now we are both so in heaven..we have passed this on to others as well...

Thanks friend..

I'm a guy who loves to eat pussy, you got to get the right chick for this but I like to mix it up, after the usual sucking on the pussy and all that, I fuck til they are gonna cum then bring them off with my mouth, it gives me a cooldown so I don't blow, and brings them off, repeat as necessary, back and forth, basically fucking then sucking. Keep it up for as long as you have strength. I have had more than a few pass out on me, I have achieved double digit success on the ladies part several times, and there is always bacon and eggs waiting for me in the morning, and a repeat anytime any I would like. This shit works. Won't even tell you what my record is for the ladies, you wouldn't believe me if I told you. In the bed I run the show. If you can't make her cum you aint doing it right. Mix it up boys, I get off on making them scream.

My husband flicks and licks the alphabet sucking inbetween letters into my pussy, he rarely makes it to Z before I explode!

it worked. not that it dint earlier. but worked better.

broo dis shyt was the most greatest tips ; i had dis girl calling me all da tymee too give her head ; dey started calling me touch of tounge frm heaven lols ohh yeaaa :) thnks alot mann . andd yoo " Jesus on the mike lol " how bout ypu hit me up on myspace JamzOner123@yahoo.com :) ill puhh my workk and you buh yours ;)

dude, ur the man! tried this on my girl and she just went over the top, honestly...thanks lol

I Love You , Im A Bisexual Female , And Im Known As Jesus By Giving Head :) But I Was Looking For Some New Tips And Tricks And You Fucking Rocked It Man ..

This Is The Best Article I Read.

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Definately play with a girl's ass. She may not know it, but it will heighten her sensations and send her through the roof. Guys, also don't feel threatened when a girl plays with your ass. So many think that girls will think they are gay, but hey WE DON'T! It will send you through the roof as well!

As for the writer, me and my husband are heading to the bedroom now, the article was so good, it got us aroused! Thanks!!!

Mmmmmm can i like have oral sex with you. You'll start my engine. :)

very well written!!

Oh. My. Gosh. I think I love you. Haha. My boyfriend (who is very smart) has been researching this stuff on how to eat me better. I'm glad he found this, because now I know I will have the best time and be more than willing to give him the time of his life as well. Thank you so much! This is GREAT!

After you have performed oral on a woman well, does she get wet at the mere knowledge that you're about to go down on them?

Kinda like Pavlov's dogs...or maybe Pavlov's (pussy)cats in this case.

Another thing to do is to rub your nose against her clit hood for something completely different.

Stop by the store before your big nite of pleasure and pick you up some halls liquid center cough drops!!!! Once you get started in the way mentioned above (because it's word by word perfection)grab the pack of cough drops and keep them close. When she begins to squirm and show signs that she's on that road to extacy, place one of the cough drops in your mouth and as you cover her clit with your whole mouth rub the cough drop up against her clit with your tongue but don't open your mouth just yet. Do this for about 2 or 3 minutes and then pull back and gentelly blow across her clit but watch out she is going to blow!!!!

i also like to add a little g spot stimulation (if you believe in the G spot), you can slide two finger in and near the top area you will feel a kinda spongy area, apply slight pressure to that and move back and forth while you stimulate the clit. they always go wild with that, i actually caught my first squirt doing that technique in my favorite eat from behind in doggy style position.

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Lick up her thighs and out tease her look for signs when shes ready for me she breaths fast blow air into and around her vagina lick and kiss around untill shes ready look for body language

Dude thank you for this cuz I just used it on my girlfriend today and the reaction I got was fantastic. Also what I got in return was even better. It worked like a charm man thank alot.

haha i love itt!!!

you said 24 hour service available in NJ... i live in NJ. blonde 5'6 skinny blue eyes. please come eat me out

I call it mannabrating.

1st.. very important, before you start, Make sure you shave your face very smoothe no stubble at all, should feel like a babys ass around your lips and chin.

Then after all the foreplay, kissing, caressing and licking etc, blow out of your mouth with your tongue or lips vibrating together, (you can get different high and low pitches and vibration strength going when you get good ) and mannabrate her clit.

Later, have some fun and hit her G spot with your smoothe lubed fingers once she gets going..once going dont stop until she completes the journey.. Depending on the lady you may have an explosion.

Remember: shaved smoothe face and lubed smoothe fingers so she doesnt chafe. Youll want to return there on the next session.

i hav my legs spread now, my pussy is aching to be licked just like that... im so wet

we should get together...

You are really making me miss my ex-boyfriend. It brought back the memory of me bracing myself in the doorjamb trying to stay on my feel while....well anyway, you get idea.

You are really making me miss my ex-boyfriend. It brought back the memory of me bracing myself in the doorjamb trying to stay on my feel while....well anyway, you get idea.

would love to meet such a wonderful guy!! are you married??

mmmmmmmm!

love, XO!

sexy, 5'4" petite blue eyed Irish brunette musician

you have no idea how much this will help me cuz I`m a virgin

I've read many of your "How To"'s and I just wanted to say I appreciate it(as does my girl friend). You're the Go To Guy when it comes to How To

I can't talk...

This is no fair at all. Im just 13 years old, and my boyfriend has done half of those things to me. And trust me, exactly how you wrote it, I felt it. ( : But only if it was all like the way you wrote it. Damb, I wish my boyfriend was more like you. More daring and curious. He does the same thing over and over. But how do I tell him I want "More"?! Oh, and you might be thinking, what the hell is this little girl doing reading this. Well, I just wanted to see it from a another guys point of view. Don't worry, Im not lesbian or Bisexual. But Im straight with those kinds of people too. I am no one to judge. Well, like I was saying, If you have the answer to my struggle (not knowing how to tell my boyfriend that I want "more") please e-mail me. tayxwoahh@aim.com

I WILL be waiting for your reply. Thanks. ( :

you sound like my dream man! Oh, and very well written too.