All Comments on 'How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ'

thank u so much! ive always been scared of pussy! but u helped me come to my senses and go beyond my greatest fear. I WILL PRAISE U BRO

I love my guy cumming in me so that I can send him down to clean up. Behind doggie fashion is great too.

How about finishing her off after you came inside her? Does anyone else do this or is it gross? I mean, it is your seed mixed with hers so whats so nasty about it? Its ok for her to have it in her mouth so whats the big deal? Or does it work better to eat first?

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I feel like this is the "locker room talk" that should be occuring all over our country instead of the other talk. This could be in both the men's and women's locker rooms and certainly in every college dorm. I mean, it is about education, right?

I love that because she will show me just what she wants. And when she is ready to come, she slides down a little so her asshole is front and center, and only a very little bit of very light rimming makes her explode.

Also before any licking even begins, just softly carressing her inner thighs has actually made her cum a few times. She LOVES that!

Wow I need this done to me so bad.

I always found that having a pillow to muffle the screams comes in handy. Then she will follow with a nice short nap while you trace the delightful contours of her body. Beware! She may forget your desires, so don't sulk if she forgets.

While I know there are women who don't like receiving oral (and the men in your lives should listen when advised that them giving you oral is unwelcomed), I will say that you are in a minority. Most women would be very pleased and expectant that their gentleman would go down on them. Most hopeful that something which should (naturally) happen does actually happen.

So gents, unless she gives you clear evidence that she absolutely does not want to receive oral.. give her oral :-) If she gives you clear evidence that she does not want to receive oral.. do not give her oral.

Hate to say that I, and other women just don't like getting eaten out! Fingering fondling and rubbing yes sir please! Tongues just don't do it I I'd rather have my man tease my pussy with his cock head. So If you could note that there are women out there that want to slap a man upside the head because, he goes for it after being told not to time and again. I believe that this is helpful to many people but it's not a "sure thing"

This post taught me so much. Bless your soul amigo!

Being a connoisseur myself, I loved your article and read all the comments, Continuing education for myself ;).I often explain to patients with ED that the penis is but one of MANY ways to fully satisfy your partner (and make her beg for more). As a medical professional, is is important to recognize, that there are increased risks of STDs from unprotected oral. However, if you're not so rough as to draw blood, know your partner and her medical history, and try to see her genitals in the light before you dive in the first time( examining for colored discharges, warts, sores, etc.) and are careful about your own oral hygiene {no cavities, gum problems or sores}, the risk is fairly small. Now that female condoms are available, they can be used to further decrease risks for both of you and allow more direct clitoral stimulation by the side effect of decreasing sensitivity in those women, like the comment-er who said don't retract hood, in which direct contact is too painful..With care Bon appetit!

Thanks for the comprehensive information of pussy as well educating how to suck and give vigorous pleasure to the spouse.

Hi, so its my first time with a girl and I'm a little nervous about going down on a girl. I'm afraid ill do something wrong and that's not what I want. Any tips?

I'm a pussy lover. I eat many pussies everyday. I love to eat married sexy women. My friend's wife's visit me to get their pussies eaten out by me. I do a very good service and they love me. pussies are meant to be eaten out and kissed not only for fucking.

I did this to the tee. She is 50 yrs old, she quiver for about 45 mins. she said : she NEVER had this feeling. Hum your self away.

This is great, I've never tried doing the anus bit. I would usually suck on her clit, then rub/squeeze her nipples with one hand an d finger her with the other and stimulate her g-spot. I should try the humming bit too.

I mean really really likes it. Lightly pinch beheind her clitoral hood (there's a thin shaft) and roll it in your finger like you would do to her nipple, while you're doing your thing with your mouth on her.

Try it, see if your girl likes it too. My wife loves it. She says it as "Hand job on her itty bitty penis". ;-)

I'm trying to understand what it is my husband liked about eating me. I'm so worried about my small clit, and get my head cluttered with worry. I worry that I won't be fast enough. Reading what it is that men really enjoy it and why is helping.

I never thought about humming while im sucking on her clit cant wait to test it out =D

oh! i feel aroused just as i read it! i wish some guy does it to me!

Wow, just reading this makes me so hard, as it's been about a month I didn't eat a pussy, and it's really my favorite thing about sex, I mean, I won't enjoy sex myself if the woman isn't enjoying it too :)

Has always been one of my favorite things to do to a woman. Nothing like getting pussy juice all over your face! Sucking on her clit while I finger her, running my tongue all over her lips and playing with her tits. I'm hard just thinking about it!

pussy eating is pleasurable as I am a pussy lover and eat pussies whenever I get a chance. Pussy is such a lovely piece always love them and enjoy with them without hurting the owner of the pussy. I respect women so much because each of have a pussy. when a women visits me, with their consent I take them to my bed and let them lie down on back and take them closer to the edge of the bed, Then I spread the legs and see the beautiful treasure box. First I kiss the pussy and while kissing I eat the pussy for about one hour and suck all the juices or sweet nectar from the sweet pussy I is very enjoyable,

Just reading this almost made me cum. :)

Thank you thank you thank you…. You added to my knowledge from going down on many women-but you put it together as no-one ever could. AWESOME!!!!

Men love sex doggie style but it doesn't do much for us women. I have found that being eaten out in the doggie style position feels amazing!!

I wish this was something I had to look forward to. Going to show husband when he gets home thanks!!!

My wife loves when I lick her asshole! She moans I make her beg because she always makes me beg. She tells me to pound it hard! Her ass hole is so tight and she loves to lay on her belly and she plays with her pussy while I fuck her in her ass.. She loves to have her ass fucked. Then she asks if she can suck my penis so hot!!

Great article. Personally I'm not keen on my hood being pulled back, I find it too sensitive, but like you said, different strokes for different folks.

The best lover I ever had used to turn me on my belly with legs spread, then lick up from my clit, to my hole, to my 'little' hole, then along my back until he was in position to penetrate me, just one stroke, then he'd start again. Seriously unbelievable. Seriously.

try spelling the alphabet with your tongue!! it can be different for each lady. M N and W are my girl's favorites while O and S drive me crazy. works wonders.. i promise.

Don't forget the fingers! It drives me absolutely insane if, while all of the above is going on, there's a finger putting just a little pressure on my opening. Its such a tease! Maybe in a little, out a little, whatever, but just be SLOW, and make sure when orgasm approaches you finally put that motherfucker in there and hit the G spot. Nothing better in the world.

I see you have some skill but my man eats pussy like a rockstar! You need to add a piece about wrapping your hands around an putting pressure on the lower abdomen ... It majorly intensifies. Also add taking her to the brink a few times before the release and then backing off just a bit and then pushing for the next and te next etc... My man can go down on me for thirty easy then fuck twenty more out of me....

Wow! You really know your way around a woman! I love having all these done to me!!! Very sexy!

I Like this 'How To' ;) ,Got me all wet and horny

If you do then you had better reread these instructions and get with the best program to satisfy your lady or girl friend. I think there is no better way to keep a woman, girl friend or wife happy and it can even save your marriage. Thank you for being so giving in these instructions but I must also point out that a lady who uses her sexy wardrobes to generate the want to play can bring many pleasures to the mans imagination. Thanks again for this most insightful and helpful enjoyment of a womans pleasure.

I'd sell everything I've got, literary everything, Just to have this performed on me

This dude is obviously gay. He likes vagina. Sure.

I love that you focused on the clitoris a lot, most guys I've been with either don't seem to know it exists or just ignore it. I'm glad to see that there are men out there who know how make a woman feel good. ;)

Why aren't all men like you?

Another little hint, but maybe it's just me: I personally enjoy having a guy go down on me the most when I know that he loves doing it. So show that to your lady. Nothing is more unattractive than a guy who eats pussy reluctantly, like it's some kind of chore. Bleh.

I used to be a cuntaseur before I got married and as time went on I got lazy and forgot much of this! Thank you for the lesson! I will study HARD. ;-)

Thank you for this article!

I give it a try, though i haven't done this to her for a while.

Greetings from Germany!

This article is great! I only got the chance to go down on my girl for the first time a week ago and honestly I was having some trouble. First of all, while well groomed and sexy, her bush is a little to much so I had trouble getting to the good areas, as well as breathing properly. We were also pressed for time, so I could do little more than thrust and lick my tongue around until she came, which was a bit of dissapointment - like you said, I believe taking your time is very important and would have improved the situation greatly.

Anywho, I was wondering if you had any ideas as to how I could tell her I'd like her to trim up a bit. I don't want to come off as an asshole or make her feel bad so what should I do? Also, any tips on the whole not-breathing thing? I feel like I'm doing something wrong there, probably the whole rushed-for-time thing, but I guess only more experience will tell. Please shoot me an e-mail if you'd be so inclined: johnrd13@ymail.com

This is fairly rubbish, well written though. I think there are many thing that work heaps better than what you have suggested.

I was never a big fan of eating pussing, until I met my current love. Im good looking enough to get any girl I want, and therefore there was a period of about 5 years where I would just pick girls up for a fuck. Yes I was a player. But strange things happen. I allowed my self to truly feel for the current girl I'm with accepting the fact that she could leave at any time, and that I would get hurt. In the past, I would never allow myself to get emotionally involved and therefore didn't care wether or not the women was pleasures during sex. But now, I love going down on my girl, I love making her cum and body shake. Truly, I enjoy kissing her body all over, and am a huge fan of the build up. I never dive right into sex, and it's all the greater because I love her, and want to pleasure her body. It's like a sport almost, I win if I can get her to orgasm, which she says I have no prob doing. So in the future, have the balls to tell your girl your gonna try different things on her pussy while eating and ask her what feels best. After you make her orgasm, that pussy is so much better when you enter it with your mini- me. Enjoy

Wish My boyfriend would read and learn from this! *sigh*

Take your time and tease! Please!

This should deffinitely be something all men knew about before getting a girlfriend, show her the affection she deserves!

You have just told it like it is, from a woman's view. It's all right there.

Any man who reads this and and follows through will find himself well rewarded and appreciated.

Hells to the YES!

I am very good at giving orally to men and like doing it ... when they are equally enthusiastic and enjoy "giving back", well -- it doesn't get much better than that for me.

Thanks for this!

I won't 2 eat a hotdog out of her pussy with a plate under her ass , with ice cream on it,I tryd eatn her shittd ass but didn't like dat . I love 2 put her pussy juice on her toes @ suck it off them fuckn pussy is a gift eatn pussy is a promise.I wish I can live off eat my wife pussy I've never taste anything n da world like it can u tell me what kind of pussy dat is

I went down on my wife and she loved it, she said that every orgasm was as good as the first. After 6 of them she wanted to stop, My wife said that i really did a good job with this and that she loves it when i go down on her. Thank you for the advice .

Sincerely Bassmaster13

I want to swallow her juice but there is no juice coming out

would you please explain that as well ?

thanks in advance , great articles.

Although the majority of this is fantastic advice, one thing I'd take out of the "DO" column and put into the "CONSIDER" column is anything involving inserting something in your ass--even a finger. A man should ABSOLUTELY check on this before he goes ahead and springs it on you.

Its a huge turn off for me, and I'm probably not the only one. If you're heading in that direction, do it slowly and watch her body language...your woman will move out of the way or give a grunt or something to let you know you're getting "colder" if you pay attention!

im a girl like to eat pussy..... i eat like a champ also... my friend like it and where doing it for 14 years. we try different style. every time i eat her pussy she comes.i love eating her pussy,,,, the smell and wetness gives me a lot of pleasure. she it me too.... and it bring me heaven.....

Really good, it should help alot of people

I am a lesbian and you could chew on my pussy and drink my honey anytime....sweety

seems like we have a very similar style i get you at the 69 position near the end its hard to keep focus. good luck to fellow champs and rookies out there its not about how hard you fall its about how you get up when you fall -rocky balboas micky

We kiss a lot. I give her a full body massage. I love her tits. She loves to give head but I ask her to hold back so I won't come so soon. I have her sit on my face so I can get in as far as possible. Yes, I suck on the libia first. Her first orgasm. I put it in w/her on top. she loves to come all over my balls. Next 69 w/her on top so she licks me dry & I try to swallow every drop that's in her. Now rest. Next I have her lie on her side w/her knees bent. 1 finger goes in the asshole. 2 in the pussy. In & out together -3rd orgasm. Then I go on top & put it in as far as I can w/out moving. She tightens her pussy muscles around my cock so tight. We come together. 4th orgasm. & she is loves to yell. Can't help it. Didn't know about the hood. Will look for it. Thanks

When I found this I almost did a backflip. I did pick up a few new things from this but I mainly just enjoyed the read. Definitly glad there's someone else out there that enjoys eating as much as me. :D

While a man is eating my pussy, the one thing I dislike is him inserting his finger before I am properly wet. It is a huge turnoff, please at least suck on your finger before inserting, or keep working on my until I am dripping wet.

Two fingers rubbing my gspot while my clit is sucked is very pleasurable.

i needed a refresher course. this was it. however, i did read elsewhere that the use of 2 fingers also helps alot! Thanks so much!

This really helped! I'm a lesbian, and I'm pretty sure my girl will enjoy this as much as I do!

I am going to try this tonight. I've been eating pussy for 31 year but there is always room for improvement. THANKS!

Thanks for writing this! Agreed that it should be mandatory reading for all straight (or bi) guys!

I wholeheartedly agree, and can't emphasize enough, 3 points you made:

•don't change what you're doing when she's about to cum!!!

•letting her know you enjoy the process makes a woman relax and things are MUCH better

•taking your time

(face sitting is simply delightful, since I can control exactly how I want it--thx for including this...)

One caveat I wish you'd add to your article is:

ALWAYS CHECK FIRST before you stick anything near someone's anus. That would be a complete mood killer for me, for reasons which don't really matter here...but suffice it to say--not everyone is going to go "wild" with that surprise.

And something that needs mentioning....use a finger and find that G-spot once you get to the clit as the added bonus instead! (and who was the person who commented about the g-spot "if you believe in that"---seriously dude????).

Anyway, I may pass this on to a young gentleman that got the boot when he decided this wasn't an "area" worth his time, but was happy to receive! Better luck to him next time.

Hey my girl is talking about me giving her head and I never have done before this was really helpful I was totally thinking something else when she wanted me to eat her out thanks

- the lesbian

Gentle French kiss and lick inside your thighs

Slide my middle finger in your fruit you

are looking into my eyes while I lick under

your clit nibbling with my tongue and lips

I love the way you taste I press down inside

of you with my middle finger your toes curl and they pop

You are screaming im hit n your spot I can taste your juice

on my tongue I spread your lips I put ice in my mouth

I blow on your clit you squeeze my head with your

Thighs you call my name I spread your lips dipping

my tongue in your fruit your legs started to shake

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

My fiancee LOVES to go down on me. He does many of the things you mentioned - and yet I have never had an orgasm from oral sex. There are a few 'adustments' I would make in his routine - but for the most part, it is fine. Any suggestions?

I do this every day and I never get caught! I always bring a big bag. When the teacher is starting the lesson of course I put the bag on my lap and wear a jacket. I slowly put my pervert fingers to linger on my wet pussy! I start by touching my hot clitoris,and then bang it! My best friend however caught me but he never told anyone about it so as a reward I gave him a feisty blow job!

I can't wait to try it out on my lady,i love sucking pussy! Thanks for the information!

I'm a expert and you shore know tour shit by u saying that I thought I was the only one but your 100% right

My girl likes when i rub my fingers clockwise around her clit and then ligthly smack her clit ( start off smacking really light and slowly go harder and watch her squirm)

Just excellent...!!! I´m a girl and got excited only reading about....

WOW! Ur info is amazing...now...if only u can run workshops 4 all the Ozzie blokes.

This is amazing .

My boyfriend read this because he never ate a girl out before. It was my bday too. I appreciate and so does my pussy!

I think im in love can yuh eat me out I live in jersey

This is my first time doing anything sexual, and I don't want to straight up ask her, so how will I know if she'll let me Munch on her pooper as well?

New Girl I dated a girl a couple of years back but we never got to do anything now we are talking again and she told me has never got an orgasm by her ex boyfriend that she was saying for 2 years. which they recently broke up... Now from my ex girlfriend I use make her hit that climax so hard I use to make her legs shake...I'm going to try some of the technics you have posted up and update you on how that went she also has told she can't even get herself to have an orgams but there is a first time for everything ill see how it goes.

I did it omg

I've never really enjoyed eating pussy but I have fallen inlove with my girlfriend and have been trying real hard to get good at It. You have helped me alot thank you from me and the misses :)

sticking your thumb in her little hole is a great tip. even better is a thumb in the little hole and a couple fingers in the pussy at the same time. rocking your thumb and fingers in and out in an alternating motion as you suck on her clit = huge explosion: refer to the cracking your head like the walnut comment.... or breaking your neck, it's all good. Damn I love eating pussy.

i have been married to my wife for 11 years and she has told me that i am the only guy who has ever made you cum by eating her and she just loves it when i go down on her.

I knew i was good before , but your tips will make my skills even better..i got an "event" this upcoming saturday ;) , when im done w/ her she's gonna love me lols Thanks big time!

My girlfriend will love how i will lick her pussy.I will also give her a glass of semen.(the stuff that comes out of my penis)

Everything you said is absolutely true. Im a 27 year old female and my boyfriend is 26. He's never been a fan of performing oral sex (eating pussy) but it is a must have for me. Bless his heart, he tries to do it but cuts corners wherever he can to get it done. I've never had an orgasm from getting my pussy ate but im hoping (after i make him read this article) that changes soon. He's up for performing better so i will definately keep you updated on how it works out.

I'm a gay female and enjoyed your little "how to lick pussy" article. I think it will help men and women beginners who want to become advanced lickers.

I am SO hot from reading this, these are ALL great tips. Rimming feels ABSOLUTELY delicious, and combining it with pussy play is a MUST!!! Too bad you're in New Jersey and I'm in Chicago, I would definitely LOVE for a professional to eat my pussy...unfortunately haven 't had a GOOD pussy eater in a LOOONG time...

No advise just practice and ask, but by all means do it and read about how to do it from those who want to write about it. My girlfriend and I are now going to "get down to it".

Thanks Like Really , My Wife Is Gunna Love My NEW TRICKS. : D

all very great tips.. especially the sucking and pulling the clit into your mouth.. that is insanely mindblowing soo intense OMG and humming.. yes men please! HUM we dont care if you hum mary had a little lamb! it feels to damn good to care! and also try not only sucking on the clit and flicking it with your tounge.. slurp it.. suck it in to your mouth hum for a second or moan then run your tounge over it broadly and SLOWLY then push it out of your mouth and slurp it.. omg that is amazing and it sounds so good, believe me when a man sounds like hes savoring every second hes down there it does wonders not only to confidence it makes us feel sexy and lets us know you love it just as much as we do, another thing talk dirty please!! pause for a moment ( a lil teasing never hurt anyone) tell us how sweet it is how beautiful how much you love it, and lastly make us talk dirty, ask if we love it make us scream and beg for you... with that have fun pussy lickers :P

i loved reading this it was fun

I enjoyed this very much, you sound like someone I would like to have in my bed. Just one thing though, I enjoy different things depending on the kind of mood I am in. I am aware that this can make pleasing me very difficult at times. Be open to suggestion, and just remember to take notice of reactions. And while you are down there tell the lady how much you love it. Women are sensitive about everything on their bodies, and especially their vaginas, so we love to hear how good we taste, how soft we are, how much you love lapping our juices up.

for guys, eating pussy is not the most intuitive exercise. there's lots of different parts to the pussy and female arousal is just a completely different process then for guys. i for one, had no clue what i was doing and results were terrible. like most guys, i ate pussy like guys do in porn, tongue sticking out flicking the clit as fast as a could with some sucking thrown in there. she would tyically start to get off but it wasn't a 'oh my god, yes!' it was a 'oh my god, get this over with' getting off. she wouldn't end up cumming and eventually there was nothing i could do to get her off. my big mistake, apart from oor technique, was going straight for the clit. Doing so overstimulated the clit nad eventually it just shuts down. i think every guy wants to be great at eating pussy; i absolutely love it an nothing turns me on more then hearing my girl cum. so, i spent some time figure out what i should be doing. The best thing was a video on xvideos.com where a pornstar (forget his name) actually shows you want to do and explains why you're doing it. For me the biggest difference came from figuring out how women get off. You have to build up to the big finale by teasing the entire area, not flicking with the tip of your tongue but using the whole tongue to lick the inside and outside of the pussy. fingering the pussy while you lick it, if done properly, can actually make her feel like shes being fucked which gives her double the sensation, inside and out and makes for a much better orgasm. anyways, find the video above, learn it, its not hard, and you'll be making your girl cum like a pro.

i already do most of this stuff but i did learn some extra stuff. its always good to learn.

ignore the weridos that post pointless stuff. good job man keep licking those pussys :D

Sorry dude, you lost me at: "What is more the essence of sex than a woman’s vagina? The source of her pleasure, home of the clitoris,"

I would LOVE to have a clitoris in my vagina. Pigs have clitorises in their vaginas, but us human females have our clitorises placed outside of our vaginas.

I'm sure you had good intention, and I love your enthusiasm. But if I was to say "What is more the essence of sex than a man’s penis? The source of his pleasure, home of the prostrate," you would also call me up for giving false information.

Awesome!! Sooo true!!

Please shut the hell up and go hide deep in the depths of your miserable, unfulfilled, self-hating life.

Your article does not mention the high risk of HIV infection. You can eat a pussy and get in a couple of months a Kaposi skin sarcoma. Further several religions considered pussy eating a terrible sin. The worst scenario: you eat a pussy, get AIDS, die and go to hell. Terrible. I strongly recommend everybody:do not eat pussies. By the way is safer to blow a man's cock with condom.

F**king amazing bro! :D

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