Iggy 01

I mean, the billboard is a fancy LED billboard and only the bottom corner has fuzzy blinking issues then? Like, huh? And the fuzzy pixels area became burned into my memory because Marci made me drive us past the billboard like five times on our way to the Pizza Shop. And the technician wants my pixels too.

"Alright, the Milk Crate crew's order of half Sub's is ready, less the two for the idiots who thought it was a good idea to use nylon tie straps as cock rings, so, order up, Marci."

"And Suzie, this is our newest member, Iggy and he has always been under my charms so?"

"Oh, you mean the Pizza Shop's restroom attendant Iggy then, Marci? Trust me, I know all about Iggy and how he has wrapped mints and paper towels at the ready when my Jimmy J needs to pee and I swear, if I ever come across a store that sells condoms that look like packaged mints, I mean, boom! So, yeah, I got my eye on this one! But he's cute and has his own charms about him, so."

"Suzie (whisper, buzz, buzz, whisper, ooh, ooh, grr, grr, grr, wet, buzz, buzz, OMG, grr, grr, O, O, O, O!)"

"Well, that explains a lot! Marci (whisper, ga, ga, ga, nap, sleepy girl kisses, whisper?)"

"Oh (whisper, nappy nap, whisper, rub lotion, rub lotion, whisper, O, O, O, O, trophy!)"

"Well, I guess I'll add extra Italian dressing to your order and make a grooming appointment then. And I suppose Iggy could peek inside of his "office", I mean, the restroom to see if my boyfriend Jimmy J has finished washing his hands while you and I whisper some more, Marci, so????"

[Creak, office door slowly opens]

"Hey, Jimmy J."

"OMG, Iggy, does Suzie know?"

"Of course, Suzie knows that I'm in here with you, so"

[Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap]

"No, I mean, does Suzie know that in here whacking off because she still has me on sex hold except for Sunday's?"

[Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap]

"Well, from I hear, she is growing tired of all the men that keep side kissing her, so your regular sex life should come back around pretty soon. Anyways, this is a bucket list item, which I just checked off, so you can stop jacking off, okay, Jimmy J?"

[Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap]

"Oh, I can't, I want to, but I just can't! It's a problem and I'm getting help."

[Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap]

"Well, at least put a condom on to protect me from any splash and spray. And my boyfriend asked me if it would be alright if I lifted my logo t-shirt to show him how I can pull the fishnet pantyhose up over my torso like this, Jimmy J. It's kind of hot, right? I like how I can pull them up to my upper chest, like it's hot, right Jimmy J?"

[Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, quick condom roll, fap, fap, fap, not the same, fap, fap, fap]

"Or do you think he would actually prefer it if I drop my Denim shorts a little bit and bend over so he could get a nice rounded view of my round rear view wrapped in netting, you know, like this, Jimmy J. This is hot too, right, Jimmy J?"

[Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, condom slippage, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap]

"Oh, sorry, I just remembered that he said he wouldn't be able to control himself and he would be going all "stab, poke, stab, poke, stab, poke" and stuff, so what's left for a guy then, Jimmy J? I mean, with these type of fishnets on, I mean, I can't really just pull my undies out to make a spot, so what else might my boyfriend like tonight after we eat our half Sub's then, huh, Jimmy J? I'm still new to some of this sex stuff, but I'm ready for my first real blast of man juice, Jimmy J, so what else can I do for my first time with my boyfriend then, hmm?"

[Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, condom slippage, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap]

"Oh, duh, I'm without a boyfriend for a few days since he lost his mind and went all "nylon tie strap cock ring" on m, Jimmy J, no boyfriend to give me what's coming to me, Jimmy J, no boyfriend, I say, so?"

[Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, condom slippage, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap]

"And just for the record, Jimmy J, I placed my money in the pool that you were enough of a man to have Suzie from behind. You can clearly reach her honeypot through her sexy sea of cheeks, so?"

[Fap, fap, fap, condom slippage, fap, fap, fap, condom slippage, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap]

"But it makes me sad that my pond of cheeks would allow me to be reach and wrecked without any thoughts about it. I mean, see, Jimmy J? It's all right there, right? And what would fishnets do to stop a real man, right Jimmy J?"

[Fap, fap, fap, condom slippage, fap, fap, fap, condom slippage, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap]

"Well, hells bells, I wasn't going to bring up how your sex life has been transitioning from so much doggie to Wyoming Cowgirl style, but I can't walk and chew gum at the same time and apparently, your condom needs tightening. Or re-rolling. Or adjustments. I'm still new to this stuff, so."

[Fap, adjust, fap, re-roll, fap, adjust, fap, ahh, ahh, fap, slip backwards, fap, slip forward, fap, there]

"Jimmy J, juice that condom and I swear, I'll do something with it! I don't know what just yet, but I'll do something with it! It will be my boyfriend for tonight because I had plans of tonight being my night, so?"

[Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, ahh, ahh, fap]

"The condom is slipping again, Jimmy J."

[Roll up, nah, roll down, nah, roll up, nah, roll down, huh, roll, perfect]

"Aha, aha, aha, one more roll, Iggy, aha, aha, aha, one more roll, roll me, Iggy, roll me!"

[Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, raw, raw, raw, fap, fap, fap]

[Wait a minute, Iggy knew exactly when to step in front of urinal then?]

[Door opens even slower and quieter then when Iggy entered]

"Ahem! I can't trust you in the restroom with a scantily dressed fem boy to not whack off to his ass Jimmy J? Not to mention while he's just innocently peeing! No wonder I cut you off so often!"

[Fap, what, limp, blimp, limp, blimp, limp, blimp, condom sliding off]

"Wait, what, Jimmy J is doing what while I am vulnerable and exposed with my back to him then, Suzie? OMG, I thought that I would never see another guy just whacking off like that! I mean, just whack, whack, whack, whack, whack. Suzie, boo-hoo, Suzie, boo-hoo."

"Aww, come on Iggy and I will comfort you with my chest. Shame, Jimmy J, shame. Hey, wait a minute, Iggy, why are you shorts completed unzipped and pushed down your fishnets so far like that then?"

[Suzie pokes through fishnets a little]

"Suzie, boo-hoo, Suzie, I thought this is how it's done in the fem boy world when using the Men's Room. But I need to grow up, Suzie, so I'll flush that "ewe" and "ick" condom myself then, okay?"

[Fill, squirt, fill, sploosh, squirt, fill, splash, squirt, fill, drizzle, drizzle]

"Jimmy J! Still? Even after I just scolded you for stroking off the Iggy while he's at the urinal with his shorts down and his fishnet wrapped almost bubble butt is exposed? That's about it, Jimmy J!"

"It's disgusting, Suzie, boo-hoo disgusting, oh, your chest is so warm and comforting, Suzie, ahh. But t's not disgusting that his juice has been in and on your fabulous body so many times, Suzie, that's the good part, so?"

"Aww, Iggy sweetie, have a quick nipple nibble if that will make you feel better, okay honey?"

[Nibble, sucky, yum, yum, nibble, sucky, kiss, kiss, sucky, kiss, kiss, boo-hoo]

"Hmm, but for you, Suzie, I mean, with your body and all, he'll be ready again in mere moments, right? I mean, with your fabulous body and all, so?"

"Nibble the other one, Iggy and get."

[Nibble, sucky, yum, yum, nibble, sucky, kiss, kiss, sucky, kiss, kiss, boo-hoo, starts to get]

"Hey, I thought you wanted to flush it, Iggy? You know, so you could grow up!"

Oh snap! And finally, Jimmy J had a chance to smirk at me! And Suzie had me on stare down! But one needs to dip into a stall to do that, so I did that and I followed through on my original tease.

"(Yuk, ewe, OMG, ick, gag, jeez, SOB, gulp, whoa, oysters, ooh, jeez, ewe, Jay is not, ewe, oh snap!)"

[Flush, spit, flush, spit, flush, ewe, flush, oh, oh, ewe, real girls got game then, ick]

[In the next stall, viva Wyoming, viva Wyoming, viva Wyoming!]

Which all made sense given how Jimmy J could sit on the toilet and then Suzie could just straddle sit over him and makeshift the Viva Wyoming position then, but still, that other way, ick, for now, I guess.

"Oh, oh, oh Jimmy J, Jimmy J, that little Iggy really works you up and I mean viva Wyoming up!"

[Flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop]

"Jimmy J, Jimmy J, I'm sorry for cutting you off so much from those eight other men who side kiss with me all the time, oh, flop me deep, Jimmy J."

"Ten men [peeking through the crack in the stall door]."

"Oh, shut it, peanut gallery! Your job is done here. Oh, Jimmy J, Wyoming me Jimmy J, cowgirl it home, oh, oh, ooh, ooh, Jimmy J, Jimmy J, I'm your real-life girlfriend and your work girlfriend, Jimmy J, Jimmy, push."

[Flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop]

Well, they should have locked the bathroom stall door then if they didn't want me to catch Suzie as she fell backwards, so.

"OMG, OMG, OMG, Jimmy J, Jimmy J, OMG, O, O, O, O, O, O [collapse]."

"LOL, the "afterwards" mints on the sink you two."

Or it was time to go for short. But here's what I knew. I mean, I was going to do something with Jay anyways, so I had advance notice of the "ick" factor and all, so that wasn't so bad, although, ewe, I slurped from a fricking condom! But Jimmy J is a hot commodity with the ladies and I wasn't the first to do that. And then I knew that huh, Suzie a sea of thighs, cheeks and ass, but it really suits her, so.

"Whew, we dodged a bullet there, Iggy!"

"What? I didn't do anything in the restroom other than to hand out mints, so?"

[Quick breath check, hmm]

"No, I meant while you were, you know, passing out mints in the Men's Room with Jimmy J and Suzie, I mean the hospital called and said the doctor, even with three pairs of latex surgery gloves on, didn't want to touch Jay's and Bruce's cock rotting cock rings, so the doctor said to prep for their transition into, well, into Iggy womanhood because the doctor was just going to let them rot off, so."

"What? I was going to..."

"It's okay, Iggy, you can still have a boyfriend in a few days because apparently, some Nurse Gulps swooped in and saved the day. Apparently, Nurse Gulps has the teeth of a beaver and chewed right through the nylon tie strap cock rings, so."

"So, I need a different boyfriend then, right Marci?"

"Well, according to hospital website, neither of them will ever be the same after such sponge baths, so, I'm sorry then, Iggy."

I mean, the Fruit Market Wooden Crate crew, right? They might have a place for me, maybe.

End Iggy 01