by qhml1
fyi, I have a prescription written by a Nurse Practitioner and the pharmacy has no problem filling it for me. just sayin
and if every thing regains momentum, case closed, TK U MLJ LV NV
not much to say, in the real world this wouldn't fly, but still! Q must have been seriously pissed off when writing this. As much as it isn't real and only fiction it is a great story. Doesn't do any permanent harm but gets his licks in by scaring the A-hole to death.
Liked it the first time loved it this time. Gave it a five and added it to my favorites...
I did not pick the story apart as the amateur editors do. Just read it and thought it quite amusing. What the hell, if you're gonna burn the bitch and her fuck toy, do it right! Right? Cheers!
takes in one cheating slut after he divorces another. Where was the sense in that? He may have felt sorry for the fat cow, but would any man feel sorry enough to take her into his house and support her? I enjoyed the rest of the story, but once again, you went bat shit crazy with the ending.
He trades one cheating slut for another? What's the point in the divorce then? Mrs. grant was cheating on her husband too, so what's the difference between her and his own wife?
He also said that his wife was almost 11 years younger than him. He`s 55, and she`s 46. I guess that, technically, 9 is ALMOST 11. I hope he isn`t in charge of payroll in his company!
...so pick up your Quill (the new one) and dip it in the inkwell and WRITE...
You write some good stories - Thank You !
Okay, lets say Bary did press charges. First of all that makes his previous police report false, which is a crime in itself. First thing Dad's lawyer son will ask, if Barry lied about the first report, why should anyone believe he is not lying about the second report? Especially since he would also be admitting to multiple infidelities that do not provide a good character witness for Barry.
As for DNA evidence in the back of the truck, just say Barry had been in there helping you load or unload something recently. You try proving a negative. Ellen goes to the hospital tests for drugs, are they recreational? Did she take them voluntarily. Prove her husband gave them to her surreptitiously. Maybe Barry gave them to her?
Criminal charges have to have some kind of physical proof. Hell, I could accuse you of being a Martian. Now how would I prove that? I know, you will volunteer to be dissected to prove you are not a Martian. Right? Right?
"What kidnapping? The woman was abusing alcohol and drugs and fell asleep. Another example of all the bad, self-destructive decisions Ellen has been making since she began to commit adultery. Her thoughtful, long-suffering husband patiently sat with her all night, like a guardian angel, until she woke up."
That sort of verbiage is what you pay your attorney for.
And as for punishing Ellen. She's going to live in Alaska. Bewhahahahah! Most peoples experience of that vast hellhole, is a few days from the deck of a cruise ship, maybe a little fishing or hunting or camping during those six days of the year Alaska is actually a very nice place to visit.
The winters are bearable if you have a large enough oil tank to last six months of central heating and never, ever have to go outside except for a brief run to the store to restock your alcohol supply. Then its a tossup, Spring turns Alaska into a giant mud bath. Then it's summer, oh yey! Quadzillions of biting, stinging, blood-sucking bugs, every where you go.
I've always thought what a better world it would be if everyone was terrified of fucking with another man's life.
Albeit a tad unbelievable. No matter what he or his children said, I believe that Barry presses charges. He has the stun gun marks on him, the marks from the bindings, and most likely his DNA in the bed of the truck. He's going to jail for a LONG time. His soon to be ex-wife had the drugs in her system. She goes to the hospital, gets tested and the conspiracy to commit gets added to the charges of kidnapping and not only does he go to jail, but his ex-wife gets a LOT of money in the divorce so that he can get a lesser charge and fewer years in prison. That's the reality of this nice little BTB story. Bit it was fun to read. Well done.
Had me laughing my ass off! I still think he should have really castrated Asshole, but still a damn funny read!
5 HUGE Stars!
To the guy who felt his P.I. daughter was inept - get a grip - she was watching out for her dad and caught them and then figured out the asshole was a serial cheater she went above and beyond as it was -
A lot of fun was had by all the right people - even chubby got hers - although she was still wrong she had the best rationale for her cheating.
Good family values there -
Fun read and all this stars you can get!
And they have a type of banding device for Rams, too. Seen them in use on the farm.
In some states, nurse practioners may write scripts as part of their scope of practice.
Great story! I read this, and "Redneck Funeral", back to back...still laughing!
Thanks for your efforts,
Jim
Ha, Ha, Ha She will be the cheating wife character for a newer Katmai's story in Alaska!!!!!!!!!
Sums it up. Well entertaining - loved the withdrawn violence of it. 5*
The story is a Good Classical Cruel Revenge Story with the 4 parts: The past of the married pair, discovery of the cheating, revenge and a good romantic panorama epiloge.
I do prefer revenge stories to pure cuck stories, but a little more normal behaviour and children would be better yet. As a satire of a revenge story it is great.
Also why no punishment for the wife who was the only real guilty party as she was married to the stupid old man?
Somebody must have pissed Q off royally. I like the four kids. Great story!
Enjoyable, at least up until the point where his daughter decided to join in lecturing a woman who had been cheated on about the merits of fidelity. What kind of half-assed investigator doesn't check to verify that the cheating isn't reciprocal or that the marriage isn't open? Kudos on her ethics, though her skills leave something to be desired.
Fun and funny. Light hearted in the BTB style. I liked the choices Barry had to make, cool spin on revenge.
Great revenge tale. I hate cheaters. All should live in excruciating pain.
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You are a real artist in out of the ordinary story telling. Please keep up the good work.
The way the Husband took care of everyone including the others in the Neighborhood. Good to have kids you can count on.
Generally an enjoyable read. Just two nits to pick.
1. A sniper gun guaranteed out to 350yds? Don't know what guarantee is involved, but any good hunting rifle can perform well at 350yds. Sniper rifles are all about accuracy and that would probably be referred to as something in MOA.
2. Only MDs can write prescriptions. No way would a pharmacy honor one from a nurse practitioner and she would probably be arrested for writing them.
Very elaborate, but Hubby had the resources and the imagination, so it all works out! Very convenient to have all your family (minus Sweetie, of course) as partners in crime! The family who PREYS together, stays together!
Worth five stars, but I brushed the 'one' - don't know any way to correct that! Sorry!
Yes, they exist, we have several here on the ranch, we use them on the Bull calves, (hopefully before they are two months old)...lol.. I would love to have one that "easily" expands out and locks though.
I love this story, you get 15 and a half stars from me.
This was the opposite of the usual candyass, wimp cocksucking bullshit that inundates this site. I could read stories like this all day.
just for once, where the wrong-done-to guy doesn't have someone handy to do all the investigating and supply loads of incriminating evidence. That said, because it was well written, it was okay for such an overused formula - and I have seen the bull-bander used on sheep.
No broken crockery or even a raised voice and most especially no warning, Ward Cleaver goes rogue. Its just a little more spooky if the Terminator comes back as Mr. Peepers not Armold Schwarzenegger with no dilution of power or intent to destroy .
There was also no warning that qhml1 could push the limits so well in this quickv but through BTB flash story . I guess you never can tell. Anyway this was nothing if not droll to the bone. Well played.
and they all stayed real close, TK U MLJ LV MNV
Great pace. Great humor. Interesting twist in giving Barry some not so subtle choices. Overall a great read!