All Comments on 'I'm So Proud Of My Children'

Sort of of works sometimes, scare 'em straight I mean! Nice loving story!

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loved it. third reading and still makes me laugh 5stars again

The bull bander really does it's job but not how it is used most times. If the bull is quality and just a little past his prime, you push his ball up higher and band off the excess sack and remove it. once the healing is done he is usually good for another 2 to 3 years. It is referred to as Goodnighting a bull, After Charles Goodnight.

The real use for the bander is to band off young bulls and then cut their balls off and make them steers. No need to breed traits that you don't want and it is less painful and quicker then waiting for them to shrivel up and fall off.....plus the dogs really like them when they hit the ground at roundup. You know it['s been a long day when the dogs are to full to eat anymore.

Seems like a way to prevent cheaters from adding to the gene pool hhhmmmmm just a thought.

Like it! Especially the tattoo artist dressing up as her father in law. Too funny.

Check out bloodless masculaters. I think that’s correct. Grab the calf’s balls then place them between the jaws and clamp. Crushes the veins and barely breaks the skin. Hold for the count of 3 and done. Great story and one I wish I’d done.

To the anon that posted 4 months ago that says there not a fan of guns,sex toys and tattoos i get not being a fan of sex toys cause no man is but what kind of man are you every man likes guns and or tattoos shit most every woman likes them as well if someone says they don't and is a male they ain't a man and if a woman says they don't there lying to you all i have to say is you need to hire a pi cause your wife is cheating on you for not being a man and get a postnuptial done that protects you when find the evidence she is fucking some other guy behind your back cause she is unless you are no man at all and gets off watching her fuck the other people that is exactly like you claiming to be a man but who is really just a poser and a little bitch when faced against a man

Well as far as the pills goes yes there is pills out there that can make a man impotent as far as revenge goes she got off light i would have done worse to both expecially to her if she really was the 1 that started it to begin with if not while I still would have done worse the person who started it would get the blunt of it however this is a stand alone story not a sequel like you have it listed as you do realize that a sequel to a story in order for it to be truly a sequel needs to follow the same characters even if it is the kids and the story or plot should be close to the same not completely different with completely different characters that has no ties to the original some can say its a series not a sequel well a series most definitely has to have the characters from the original i think u need to log in and move the placement of this story to where it is a stand alone story like it is instead of leading your readers into thinking its a sequel/series just to disappoint them when they see its not that can cost you readers and followers

4 Stars as My wife and I discussed the merits of this story .. Guess what she won like most of the time . She is still mad about me buying a 69 Boss Mustang . Yes it is stock and i love the 4 speed it has and the power .I told my wife to blame Stang for me getting that car . I hope they never meet as i have spent some money on it .

HAHAHAHAHA GREAT story!!! Funny ending!

Qhml1 is one of the best that I have ever read. So many great stories to read. This one isn’t great, but it is damned good.

I’m so glad you decided to start writing. I think i’ve read everything you’ve written. It’s all entertaining and well done.

Don’t ever stop.

Always a good one. 5 stars and keep writing please. I don't believe in no fault divorces and I do believe marriage vows should be considered a legal document and violation of them should result in penalties and public scorn. Perhaps there should be a pre-marriage marriage to insure compatibility of the couple? Funny thing a young married couples, the first baby can come at anytime but the rest take 9 months? Guess I'm just old fashioned.

A very good fun read. Thanks! 5*

I live a good story that teaches morals to predators. Makes for cool stories and lore at local tap rooms.

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Cute!

Nice silly story. Thanks for writing…..5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

the bull bander may not be technically as described but it is EXACTLY how it works . usually if a bull is over 500 lbs. a manual crimper is used instead .

Personally I prefer the “Yankee Bar Twister”!

"I'm my father in law, scariest man I know." Yeah, that's a coffee snorter. 😂😂 Don't mind me over here cleaning my laptop, move along... 😉

4* Not a fan of guns, sex toys or tattoos. Or beer, wine and alcohol either. Seems every writer wants to add them all into their stories.

Wonderfully amusing story. The cheating bit no of course not but the solution was highly inventive. Never ever piss off someone who is moral intelligent inventive and has a twisted dark side to them. They are smart enough to know they have a dark side inventive enough to indulge it and moral enough not to let it get out of hand. When they have helpers then run Forrest run 🏃‍♀️ 😆 Great story as always BardnotBard

Fun story! Love all the kids and kids-in-laws' career choices. They knew their father well. Very enjoyable.

After 20 so of your stories I’m beginning to pick up on a general theme. I take it cheating is a no no. Since most of your stories center on the South, you must realize illicit sex is a top ranked sport. It’s right behind football, shooting at barns and trees (hunting), and for those younger, cruising the Sonic on weekends.

Hell,if it weren’t for cheating, most small towns would’ve dried up from dying population!

You rate a 20 on the five scale. This was short, so no bathroom break. Maybe a Yahoo and a bologna sandwich? ….off to da next…

I loved it............again. Scare the hell out of them cheaters.

Funny as hell, every dam' time 😁😁😁.....

P.C. Resistant

The castration tool is called an elastrator and can be very scary when a young man comes to pick up your daughter for a date. Some say it works better than trying to clean your shotgun at that time.

Great. Look up California Bander!

Yup... just as funny as the first time I read it. Great story!

I liked the gentle (?) humour underlying this tale.

A nicely pared down story, no superfluous words.

Just an unrealistic but really funny story.

Such a wealth of information here.

I enjoyed it 5 stars worth.

Bill S.

I love it...about as evil as I can get! Thx Q

Thanks for this sequel the perfect follow up and short enough.

“If you think of something, don’t do it”. I love that quote, and it’s great advice. I can think of at least a dozen times in my life I should have taken it. Another great story, Q, thank you very much for sharing. 5⭐️s.

Too funny! Thanks

dam good laugh,

I absolutely love your writing!

G

Hilarious and really well written. So much happens in just two pages!

Quite satisfying!

I'm a little disappointed that he got interrupted in his revenge by the kids, so only 5 stars instead of 6. Seriously amazing story.

Excellent. It shows a few things: you are/could be predictable; it is good to have experts on your side (PI, attorney, etc.). Thx

5*

BJ

Lol

Ouch! Don’t mess around with that family. They have all their bases covered and protect each other. Five *s.

wow needed that after the last one (51) light hearted and not too sentamental at 60 i get a bit modlin even if i like the romantic ones thax again

Great story, love it. AAAAAA++++++

That was rather hilarious.

That was really a lot of fun, thank you.

For A Little While

I was thinking his revenge on Barry was going along the lines of Tx Tall Tales 'A Joke Ch. 2 - Texan's Ending', his very dark sequel to Agena's 'A Joke'. But it didn't go that far, maybe due to the family showing up, maybe not, but it certainly got the point across to good ol' Barry now, didn't it? Bottom line here, Q is a romantic who loves happy endings and forgiveness for those he believes deserve it and so do I. So for the rest of you whiners and bitches, go piss up a rope into the wind. Of course ya'll could just just write your own stories to show the rest of us how it Should be done, nah, didn't think so. *****'s. Signed: BTW

The true horror was that he got married again and had a kid at age 58. Now THAT was both stupid (never heard of birth control?) and scary.

Good story, scared the hell out of those two

Very good, made me laugh

Fabulous! A fun ride for sure.

5* Nice humorous story. I doubt Barry will be causing trouble in future. Loved the winner of the Halloween costume contest.

Loved the final line - that tipped the scale to five stars.

My first observation is too much detail. Why bother with the age difference if you can't remember what you wrote? You start with her being 11 years younger, yet when he is 55, she is 46. It snaps the (observant) reader out of the fiction. I sit back and go "What?"

A couple of paragraphs later, the opposite occurs. I crave detail. In 2 weeks the PI produces pictures of: "him and her on my couch, the washing machine, our dining room table, his recliner, his backyard, even one of him on his knees in front of his children's swing set, while my darling wife sat in the swing." Who needs a PI?

What did they do? Agree to have an affair with all the doors and windows open? Invite the photographer to come and get close-ups? I didn't bother with any more after that.

Good read, I lol'd a few times. Speaking of Neuter pills, there is a crazy rich dude, has something to do with operating systems for computers, a real nerd. His wife wants to go into third world countries with these neuter pills as population control. She must think she is God. I think she should be Neutered or?

Good story but I never would have gotten involved with Mrs Grant, let alone have a kid at 58.

Nice, thanks

Just too funny! 😂😎

Loved it...5 Stars...

I felt sorry for Mrs. Grant if her story was true. She was not responsible for ending her own marriage; her husband did.

Good story,with a nice line in humour.

I absolutely love this one. It never fails to bring a smile to my face. Great job!

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Hey all, ever think about cheating? Bet there are a couple guys or even gals out there that might be a little like this guy, Better think twice, is a little sex worth taking a chance? Loved the story!

Silly

It must be so rewarding to see how well you raised your children to to be such successful people. And, my oh my, the loyalty they showed for their father is just wonderful...

Is he my daddy?

He trades one cheating slut for another cheating whore!!! At least he married with his eyes wide open this time!!! LOL!!!

Again. This is a humorous take on a serious situation. This time Barry is allowed to live. Great story.

I certainly like his idea of revenge.

He threw one slut out

just to invite another one into his home?

And the moral of the story?

Let me help with that.

Hurt me once, shame on you.

Hurt me twice, shame on me.

55-46=9, not 11

I'm sure someone else has commented. Good story otherwise.

Smokepole

This was a really great mild BTB story. I enjoyed the new wife's tale.

4 stars. However, as with many stories on LW in my opinion it would always be better if there was a confrontation with the cheater. What had he done or not done to cause her to cheat? Why did she do it? Didn't she love him? Why didn't he take some revenge on her? Anyway still a very good story.

Always at the top of his game. Another creative story from the depths of his imaginative mind. Thanks for sharing. One hell of a family.....

Love a little BTB with.humor. Your sense of.humor is a gift.

The only giant hole is in your head.

Perhaps you might find it informative to read of the circumstances of the suicide of Alan Turing. Google should be a sufficient rescource.

Love seeing good humor in this section.

Nice!

Good fun. Loved the story.

You obviously had fun writing this - and I had fun reading it! Five ***** 's.

His wife got a smart attorney who had a good PI. A moron sends Daddy dearest to prison for 10 to 12. Barry testified against him. His wife testified against him. The alibis disappeared in the face of being dragged into Court to testify. I wanted to like this but it was just too full of giant holes.

Except why all the “temporary” things? OK, maybe not the castration, but tattoos for both cheaters? Fuck ‘em!

Great since of humor. Thank you

You definitely had fun writing this!

Why the hell was she fucking some unemployed loser when she could have gotten a job and had her pick of handsome studs to service her while hubby was out of town?

Thanks for another great 5 star send-up!

He didn't say that it was adult bulls....

I was with my sis one year when she had her stallion (maybe two years old) gelded...

They gave the horse a shot to put it out, sliced open the scrotum, and then took this device they put over something in the sac and started closing it...

You could hear the ratchets click on it... That sound gave me sympathy pains for quite a while...

Liked the story... Funny to think his kids found him scary but you just KNOW they told Barry something that was scary too...

Likely, "We'll all alibi our dad for this... So who will we alibi if there's a next time because you go to the police...?"

This story was so fitting and funny, I loved how he tormented Barry and did little actual damage! The Halloween party was a perfect ending!

THAT'S how Bulls are neutered?!?!?! What kind of sick bastard built such a thing. To live your life as your balls slowly fall off. Terrible, terrible terrible.

Thanks for the offering.

for government work. And they do work but I have seen goats try to drag their nuts off for nearly a whole day. I never used them, knife is quicker and more humane. And on Barry it would have been more fun. Loved it where the DIL thought her father in law was the scariest man she ever saw. Too funny. You know, I had thought I had read all of this author's stories but this is the first time I have read this one.

Thanks for sharing this story. And to the commenter who asked what was the difference between his wife and the cheater he took in. About 20 years I would say.

To me the capper for this good story was the the daughter in-law coming dressed as him in a suit saying he's the scariest man she ever met and won. It was one line but worked.

Congrats. A good revenge story. Four stars out of five. This isn't my usual cup of time, but I admire the crisp, cleaning writing, well-structured dialogue and the fast pace.

I thought I had read all of Q's stories since he is one of my favourite artists. So I am surprised I missed this one. I noticed it after reading his latest story called Stumpy and Olive which is definitely a five star piece.

I like how the main male character, keeps his head and carries out his clever plan efficiently. I also liked how the kids are all involved and how they instinctively know what their Dad is up to and intercede. I don't think in the real world he could get away with this for the many reasons that have been stated by other commentors, but this is a BTB fantasy. So it's all good.

There is almost no emotional element to this story, and no explanation as to why the wife cheats. He has no regrets and feels no sense of loss. For me that is what kept this story from being a five. I guess I'm a softie.

I hope to see more stories by Q in the future. Cheers Steve

that is the best get even story yet.

Ed Grocott

edgrocott@gmail.com

Regarding the age difference, even if her birthday is before his, causing her to turn 46 while he is still 55, that makes their birth years 10 years apart, and while, as others have said that IS “almost eleven years”, why not just say that she was ten years younger?

I enjoyed the story very much. His kids, in their various occupations, kept him in revenge mode perpetually. I'm happy they saved his butt when needed. Cheers!

Each state has their own laws on what Nurse Practioners can do. Your state appears to be more progressive, than some in giving Nurse Practioners more responsibility. Well deserved in my opinion.

fyi, I have a prescription written by a Nurse Practitioner and the pharmacy has no problem filling it for me. just sayin

an amusing and entertaining story.

thanks