by StoneyWebb
I bet you had a great time putting this tale together!! Well done my friend. Thanks for a very entertaining read.
should be in scifi. couldn't finish, the mc had a masterful tool like that and used it as a mentally challenge person would. sorry but if ur going to write a scifi needs to be more intelligent than this. was we written though
It sure made me chuckle. Great story line and lots of zingers. Good job.
Cap'n Crunch and Trix made me laugh louder than I have in years. Good story and well played.
Entertaining story but I didn't get sucked too deep into the characters - 4*
A weird and wacky story, I loved it and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Well worth 5/5
Great imagination.
Humorous, and packed with great lines. 5 * for sure.
Enjoyable tale! We should all have a friend and wingman like Izzy. Thanks for the read.
Thank you for the fine story! At first I thought it was going to be a science fiction story. Then I thought it was going to be a humor story. And finally decided that it really in the correct category Loving Wives. I really enjoyed it. 5*
Sure hope all his money is not tied up in wall contracts that will be canceled on January 21st!
I liked it 👍 and look forward to more, like a sequel to this story. Great work.
What a fun read. I truly hope Izzy returns frequently. StonyWeb is quickly becoming a favorite of mine. Needless to say 5 stars,
A quirky and interesting tale that I was going to 5*, even with a reference to Simon?
Then I had to drop to a 3* due to a line about building walls around yourselves to be called a country...as opposed to being called paranoid like a certain extremely divisive ex-President I suppose?
Well written and very entertaining story. My only nitpick is that someone who supports building the wall between the US and Mexico giving $97 million away to charities and only keeping $3 million is less believable than Izzy the energy-based alien.
I have to admit that I enjoyed this story. Maybe the best Aliens vs Cheating Wives story I've read in a while. I was.hoping he would vaporize Cindy and Alex like saddletramp would, but this was interesting revenge. Like sbishop says, the door is open for Izzy to return.
It’s comedy you dumbasses. Is it painful to sit down with that stick up there?
Could be in sci fi or LW twat. You however apparently haven’t recovered from those swirlies you got in high school.
Laughed the whole way through. Thank you.
Silly thru-out - stupid in the ending. I could understand giving 50 million to charity. No one is stupid enough to give basically all the money to charity. Especially when things can go expensively wrong on construction projects. The political comment was laughable. The southern border of the US is over 1900 miles long. Even IF you could fence it all (you can't) the only thing you would end up with is a fence that looked like a piece of swiss cheese. There are already holes thru and under the new fence. But having Cindy end up as a high class escort making a lot of money (how would he even know that?) and Alex being a gay lawyer was just too much baloney for the average story. This whole story was simply a train wreck.
1 star
I laughed my ass off all through it.
They prevent from the outside but also can obstruct from going outside. More important is, in what kind of state of mind the habitants on bought side of the wall are and... who has the control of the wall and what‘s the real purpose ( Ich kenne Mauern zu gut. )
Anyway the story was funny but could do much better in SF
Funny read, expect for the wall line.
I grew up in a country (east germany) that tried to protect it's people via a wall. November 1989 should have teached us a lesson about walls and what to do with them.
Still hope the land of the free does not turn into a land of the walled.
East German would ever claim the wall was built to protect the population.
It's just not something one would ever say or think.
It's funny how the ignorance of the average leftist exposes the bs they try to peddle, you're as much East German as sushi is.
You would be surprised to find that the East Germans are intelligent enough to understand the difference between a wall built by a communist to stop people escaping and one built by a democratically elected leader to keep people out.
Enjoyed the story as well as the humorous comments by the uninformed.
What a great fucking story! Really enjoyable. I only had one problem: my darling wife, who was in the kitchen cooking, kept asking me why I was laughing. Knowing her aversion to my Literotica habit, I had to think fast. But not fast enough, unfortunately. She came in from the kitchen and saw what I was reading. I swore to her that there was no sex in this story (she never believes me - I don't know why). I guess it's the guest room for me tonight. Damn, and I was wicked horny. Izzy, where are you when I need you???
I notice one small comment in this story about building the southern wall causes irrational hatred from the leftists. You leftists have no sense of humor. Fuck Off!!!
This was really funny and worth 5 stars.
Love your humor and sly references to other stories, Stoney. Your Ward & June Cleaver ending surprised me.
Keep 'em comin'.
Good revenge story. Like the alien aspect. Not sure if I would have given most of my money to charity though...
Some of you are so stupid about walls. Yes, a country that doesn’t control its borders is not a country. Don’t lock your house. Let anyone come and go hypocrites. This country is OUR house and we get to say who, outside of our national family/citizens get to come in. If we all want everyone to come in, speak to your legislators.
And the dumbest comment of all-East Germany did NOT put up that wall to protect their citizens. They put it up to keep their citizens from escaping. 🙄
Author is correct. The only thing liberals like you find funny is what others like you try to make the rest of us do. So how about you do the same..you go FUCK OFF!
Every comment made by right wingers directed towards what they call leftists... Was angry and profanity and insult laden... And every post made by the leftists about the wall comment was calm and simply stated their reasons for their displeasure with it... But its the right wingers calling the leftists "angry" and "irrational"... Why is the right so filled with hate?... And why is it that they can't even begin to recognize this hate in themselves...
-jaye-
Self serving bitch, she got what she deserve! Alex got what he deserve. I would have liked that Roger left him permanently.
My 2nd read of this hilarious story. SW, you sir have a wickedly devious and hilariously funny mind. Please continue on entertaining your followers for many years to come. KUDOS big time for such a fun story.
The author has the right to express an opinion. Since one side likes the position and another side doesn't wouldn't it make sense for the dissidents to simply not read stories that they already know they will not enjoy?
To argue the pro's and con's in this forum is foolish for either side.
We already know that there are people who consider many interracial stories as racist. Not to mention rape and/or sexual assault in many none consent stories.
Are we going to debate legal/moral/ethical issues these topics also?
In any event, no one is going to change their position based on comments on an erotic story website.
Why don't we all just comment on the content and presentation of the story and leave our political ideology out of it?
I'll get off my soap box now. I thought the story was witty, well presented. We were shown the value of work and the contribution to our self image that unforced charitable giving provides. The Free Lovers among us got a high end escort doing what she likes best. The Gay community got a happily married couple. And finally our MC met the love of his life and is happily married. What's not to like?
Don’t back down you have right to your opinion. The U S seems to be the only country that shouldn’t protect the border. All other countries do protect their borders. Its your platform use it.
Good story thanks.
Oh well good job Don kept some of the money now his wall contract fell through.
Fun read. Quite imaginative and well crafted.
This was an enjoyable departure from the standard LW fare.
Thanks, and keep sending us these gems.
Great story. Loved the humor and the message behind it. Hopefully Izzy makes a return visit.
Funny read. I liked it overall. Lighthearted and somewhat of a teaching story about revenge. Thumbs up
Best part for me was epilog. A country without borders is a territory. So very true!
Hilarious!! A Southern wall? Yeah , like "The Great Wall of China", to keep the Mongols out back then!!!
I didn't know what I was stepping into when I started reading this story, truth is it's different - and I liked the heck out of it! One or both of us are oddballs and I'm willing to plead guilty. Loved the story - and the humor in it.
Great read for this section. It is good to have a break from reality, sometimes, even if a very brief one. Thanks for this.
To the complainers: these are short stories; by definition you have to take some leaps of faith and logic. Otherwise, they'd be novels. Izzy is great. True, the character borrows a lot from ET and Alf and maybe Michael, but it's a great character if we're going to take a detour from (boring) reality.
A nice light hearted story which often brought a smile to my face. Thanks for sharing.
In just about every story you just can't help but let your trumpism show... I feel sorry for you...
-jaye-
Great until the traitor Trumps name came up. If you like him, you must be a traitor too
All u trump haters. Go fuck yourselves. I didn’t think this site was political. Assholes always seem to infiltrate everything.
I thought this was a blast to read. also one little comment and te TARDS come out in force like locusts.
This story was excellent. Funny at just the right moment, mushy at just the right moment, 5 stars. Please keep up the good work
Not bad. Minor quibble, not worth mentioning normally as most authors would not understand, but you seem a cut above. Make that, a bolt, above. "Continue on." Since the character us not represented as uneducated, and using a double conjunctive alludes to that, why not eliminate it? Uneducated folks will never notice if you wrote, "continue," and educated folks won't mentally stumble over that bump in the sidewalk of the story. It detracts unnecessarily. Thank you for your efforts, though the swearing was perhaps just a tad over played. Or, maybe the character was lacking in GPA, and I missed the subtlety.
Good story! Very masterfully written. Even the lack of long term revenge on the cheaters didn't make me dislike it.
What's amazing in this story is that you can take the Dumbass out of Kansas but their still going to be a FUCKING DUMBASS. I mean are you fucking kidding me his revenge on his slut whore wife who he knows has been whoring the entirety of their relationship is to fuck her? Are you on fucking crack that's the definition of being a fucking cuckold! And he wants all feelings regarding her taken away which means his revenge fuck will mean NOTHING 🤔🤔🤔
Fuck me this author is fucking STUPID
If all the people who criticize this story cannot see satire when they read it they should not be reading anything
Interesting story, until you had to throw politics in at the end. Maybe we SHOULD build a wall, to keep scum sucking traitors from attacking and ransacking the capital building? Maybe we should arm seniors with AR-15’s, so they can defend their social security ( that they paid in for, and their employer, their whole life) from the same scum sucking traitors.
I liked it and all of your stories I have read so far. However, please leave the politics out as it only alienates half of your readers. Still 5 stars from me.