All Comments on 'Life's a Bitch and then You Die'

I love when ignorant writers perpetuate the, "women biologically need more sex than a single male can provide." That may be the case in YOUR life, you dickless moron, but not for the rest of us.

Anonymous 11/01/19 looks be another Susan in waiting! She is now afraid that her husband will find out that she has been screwing Tyrone’s two brothers. Her comments were just trying to save face so as Zorran says “Tell the bitch to fuckoff!”

was an interesting twist. Authors should stop with the "and you'll have to pay for college" bit. It isn't true in the vast majority of states.

A very good story. 5 stars!

You aren't exactly correct, at least in Michigan support can be ordered beyond age 18 if the "child" is in college, at least when I was in court years ago.

"Before he packed everything in for the day, he managed to get hold of his friend Moe, a paralegal at Skrewwum, Skrewwum and Howe for a reference to a divorce lawyer. Moe, was able to get him in to see one of the partners, Lawrence "Curley" Howe, the next day." Personally I'd take Bud and Lou over the Stooges.

"I mean REALLY! Who packs a revolver in today's world of autoloaders?!" You do realize the one big advantage of revolvers over pistols? If a pistol misfires it takes two hands and time to clear it, if a revolver misfires you just pull the trigger again. Of course I'm talking about modern double action revolvers. Thanks for the fun, but then again I'm not too it was just a fantasy, it sure didn't seem like it when I went through it. Signed: BTW

I like this guy Zorran . Sounds like on of the best counselors in the LW stable. Good story.

Funny

The lazy device of every writer, the cliche BBC and the pussy-whipped husband. Frankly, I expected more from you. You write very well, this was a shitpile.

Please write a sequel to this story. I loved it

Great story!!! The only thing wrong is it was way too short,. Loved it. Bill can become my hero. 13 stars. ( Again, I can't count, as you may know. ) The Bear DEFINATELY approves. More, more, more please.

The BEAR

Sarcasm? Parody? None of the above. Just flat out stupid. Stupid. STUPID.

Great story. That was fun. It was easy to hate her, but the ending made it worthwhile. Not a chance it would ever happen that way, but who cares?

I can see what you were going for but it came up short.

Too over the top to actually be amusing.

someone who doesn't want to worry about the gun jamming ; )

Loved your story again. Just realized the irony.of Raccoon City. Good.one.

cool story, liked it.

DG Hear

I love revolvers … never had one jam. I can’t say that for automatics!

The new title should be "Life's a bitch and then you marry one"

I love this story and how it evokes the scorn of all the woke feminists. Yes, there is another half of the population.

The Pinko Lefty Constabulary must be apoplectic by now. Fuck-em

Feminist are able to do what they do because even amongst gonad carrying members of the male tribe we have many in our midst who have not checked their balls for a long time..some wear panties and makeup to feel in with the crowd…and the remaining have lost the ability to think rationally and have transferred permanently their grey matter somewhere in the tip of their dicks! Shortly as soon as some scientist develops a way to implant a semen/crest semen in the lab…men will be an extinct animal!

I always thought it was life's a bitch and then you marry one

Bill is hitting the highway with out the wide load

Great read.

Magnificent! Just the chortle I needed at the end of day.

Where is the next part.... Where....

Unfinished... Unsatisfactory.

Toooooo much babbling bullshit and then Fusssss.

Nothing.

Totally rushed ending.

Where are their punishment... Their lament...

Who packs a revolver? The guy who knows he's got the only gun in the room.

Lol

The wife deserved to take a dirt nap, along with the two jiggabulls. The fact that they attacked him twice he should have grown a pair bought a heater and ended all three of them, and easily got off any charges as it was self defense, the bitch must have been hit by a "stray" bullet...... and yes they not only deserve it they also deserve eternity in hell "if there is one" I for one would sleep better knowing that's exactly where they and all like them will be.

Much appreciated. Not too long and note too short but a perfect fit and perfect conclusion.

*i wipe a tear from my eye* That was beautiful.

Zorran for president...or at least attorney general.

Revolvers DO have their place. Especially in a desk drawer. Great story. Ole bill at least had balls, and getting your ass whipped don't mean you're a pussy. 5 stars man

Loved this. S. F.

If there’s any justice, Tyrone would have knocked Susan up before his balls got sucked down the drain. But I mean seriously, who has a shower drain with enough suction to suck down a set of nuts? I smell a rat here. Wonder if his name is Zorran.

Thanks for the story, no1, I loved it. 5⭐️s.

Bill was a fuckin’ wimp. Go to the hospital, document injuries, have her BBCs arrested. Restraining order against her. And fuck those two worthless kids.

Agree, would have been funny if she got knocked up too.