All Comments on 'Lying Here, Totally Fucked'

Oookayyy….

What the fuck

This is not a fabrication! This is based on a true story. The protagonist still lies in a hospital bed. He makes no response, but his brain is still active. How much longer he will persevere, we do not know. Please do not abuse drugs, especially if you are alone. Stay well and enjoy my many stories that cross the gambit of diverse sexual themes. Would you please favor this one and give it a fair vote? A lot of time goes into producing these tales with the hope that they inform, amuse and titillate.

hot, erotique et Bizarre!!!----- a new look at comatose sex!!! Bro: i 5-ed as well as Fave-ed!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firstly, the arrest part isn’t plausible.. you can not be on duty, jerk someone off to then make them commit a crime lol. That’s more illegal than those drugs, so no way would she still have a job

Dear McNasti Sweetheart, you don't know shit about police tactics. Undercover cops fuck and get fucked all the time. What world are you in where jerking off someone is more illegal than a drug offense. I love ya babe but you are in your own bubble world. Undercover female cops ain't saints, they will jerk off anyone to get an arrest or suck them off to show they are not a cop. Been there, seen it all. I wish for a world like you see it, but it doesn't exist sweetie.

Lmaooo Dear Author, no shade but there’s certainly dirty cops out there that plant evidence and all but there’s no way in hell it’ll be public knowledge to a judge that a female officer is giving handjobs to bust criminals for drugs. It’s literally illegal.

Sweet. McNasty- you have so much to learn! But I love your faith in police never doing anything illegal. Did you ever hear of cops who get free meals, who steal watches and jewelry off people who die, cops who take sex from female drivers in exchange for not writing tickets, stealing drugs from dealers to then sell to other dealers, undercover female cops having sex with criminals to get evidence, raiding a gambling parlor in order to steal money on table and on and on. Grabbing a guy's dick ain't nothing. Love ya! Rember, humans are a devilish group, especially those in power.