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Cha-Ching! A perfect come back! And everyone tips the Strippers down at Hilda's Hideaway Strip Club by tucking bills in their G-Strings, so. Which I'll confirm in a couple of months when I turn 21.
[Huh, the jersey starts to lift in the back and huh, straight8 Maury did it! He touched the booty]
"[A quick cheek mwah smooch] and nobody died, Maury! Also, I'm taking these two bananas, so?"
[Huh, so, is that how you check a banana for ripeness? With your mouth?]
"[Gulp]"
"Are you curved like these bananas, Maury?"
"(Maury quivers, whimpers, tries to hide quivering lips, whimpers, can't stop quivering)"
[OMG, how many times does a shopper have to check the ripeness of a banana then?]
"[Plops out] anyways, a perfect curve follows the contour of the mouth and throat curves, so, anyways, ta, ta, Maury!"
Well, I thought he might have a change of heart, but, nope, I headed out of his house back towards my place and crossed over, you know, the curb, where Maury put me.
But I had two bananas to enjoy, so.
End Lynx 01
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