by Samuelx
Fuck a duck, he's finally moved out of Ottowa but all he's done is take his same old crap into outer space.
Your talent to write unerotic stories knows no bounds, perhaps one day you'll actually have sex with a human being to gain better insight as opposed to fucking your dog or your vacuum cleaner.
Bloody useless, i'd have better spent my time reading this by pulling out my teeth with some pliers.