All Comments on 'Matter of Size'

This is hilarious. This man was brilliant. He fed on the curiosity of all the women in school he wanted and got them. His technique was genius. Although complete I would have liked to read about the girl's reaction when they discovered they all put out to him and asked him for it. Excellent!

fucking 5star the shit out of this story!!!!! A lot of other writers and regular commenters should really love it too. Stories like this are great to give hope to the little man. Audrey DID seem like the perfect woman for Jasper, but we here in literotica land, know that 20 years down the road, she'll be looking to trade up as well, especially if she stays friends with all of these catty sluts. Besides, it was only 2 days ago, that cpete educated us to the infidelity inevitability of bored and complacent housewives. But anyway, I digress. I really liked how you did a great job with character development AND interwove it almost exclusively through the use of realistic dialogue. Regardless of story topic, or plotline, achieving interesting characters, and crafting good dialogue seem to be two of the hardest things to find within a lot of stories around here. So great job! Technically proficient! Well Done! and Bloody good show!

Fun.

While you did not say outright, you gave the impression that Jasper has a normal size penis. It was a grower, not a show-er. He used ice or cold water to make it shrink. He just used a ploy to get the girls to come to him. That is the sneakiest thing I've every heard. He doesn't care what they say behind his back because he is the one tricking them. So did I read this right?

So he used gossip and curiosity with a pretended sense of masochism against that senior class.....that's the trickiest plot line I can remember....a weaponized use of psychological principles.....5*

one little word of comment, "great;" but it also deserves a vote ---of "five" BIG stars.

A very unique story. It would have been better if the one married to Jasper gloated more about how great of a lover her husband is.. Then to have her friends all now be jealous and angry at Jasper for doing what he did. But I liked it though.

I LOVE it when a plan comes together

Outstanding! Fine tale

Well written and something different. That's all good!

Interesting twist on a story about "showers and growers". One person commented about gloating and the truth is she doesn't have to because they now realize what they could have had and that is a husband who is a terrific lover. The story does imply that all the cheer leaders and song leaders were more than a bit naive about male equipment and that is a bit of a stretch, no pun intended.

What a great little story and a well thought out plan and dialogue.

I must say that Jasper did nothing wrong, he did not cheat on any girl as he was not dating them, he appealed to their vain emotional swallow nature to make them feel good about them selves.

What the story did not mention was why his now wife was in turmoil between him and her other 2 lovers ! ?

And for a welcome change a guy who wad not a small cock, pathetic excuse for a male. Who use a very original techniques to lure pretty females into his bed.

It just needed a better finish, the reactions,that would have been so much fun to read. Also when Audrey went home to jasper. Oh my.

I think you missed the boat there, but for originality and creativity a solid 5*****

are going to love this. To much cock talk.

It read like a teen sex romp, to be honest. The ones from the '80s spring to mind. Great stuff, man. Keep it up!

5 Stars.

Enjoyed the read.

Good story. Why have not Jasper any children in this story? It is strange......I could understand better Jasper became a good husband from a funny lady (girl) killer.

Didn't see the end coming. Reminds me of the old story about the young bull and the old bull. They are out walking and come across a whole herd of cows. They young bull says, "let's run down there and get us a cow." The old bull says, "let's walk down there and get them all."

unless the readers can 2nd guess the ice cubes, TK U MLJ LV NV

Not sexy,a waste of the readers time.

An interesting and different story.

Despite Anon 'clarification' spelling out the details of Hubby's clever HS ploy, there are STILL subsequent commenters who take Hubby's claim to be factual???

Yes, it IS different. Yes, I enjoyed it immensely! I did suspect something like that as his approach was first being detailed ... what was not included is that, by the time he started drilling the semi-experienced girls, they were so MUCH more stimulated that the intromission was easy, and the pussies were getting numb from numerous orgasms, so they had little perception of his actual size and so substituted his claimed 'inferiority.' Why would a guy claim to be smaller than he really is? Then the ice to get it down to 'defense from freezing off' size!

However, I missed one critical criterion in this tale! There were NO wives (except perhaps the 'old' tutor!) during the 'adventuresome' portion of this tale!

a clear 5* (although maybe not in LW ... quibble, quibble!)

Really didn't do anything for me. So he got to have sex with all the popular crowd once. But, from the sound of the discussions he didn't make much of an impression on any of them and while he had one laugh on them they have been laughing and deriding him (behind his back I guess) fir literally years. "He who laughs last..." if you know what I mean. My biggest worry is that wifey having to sit through the constant derision of hubby will eventually leave the hen group or begin to lose self respect for him. Slippery slope from there. My opinion, stupid cackling group of hens should find a new hobby...Russian roulette???

sounds like he came up with a new way to get sex. pity sex that wasn`t

This was funny and amusing. Definitely should've been in the Humor/Satire section.

Thanks for the offering. I get it, just don't think it finished well.

You and your editor do great stuff. I certainly will be watching for more.

I liked the idea of doing something a little different. It didn't exactly come off in the end but it wasn't bad and I liked the creativity. Keep writing man! 3*

Well delivered, punch line...

over 20 comments for a story that didn't rate as hot? Quite surprised.

Enjoyed this one for the humor. Nice change of pace. Thanks for posting.

Impressed to see a well-written story about "size"!

Thanks for sharing.

That was funny - he actually screwed almost every popular girl in his senior class. And the girls think they were the ones who bested him.

really kind of stupid

...were common knowledge by middle school.

As for the story, it's actually very funny. Reminds me of a guy I met, fat derpy bald fucker, who could pull 10s on a regular basis. He wasn't hung either.

nice

WELL ?! IT WORKS.

Nice story, but I'm not sure that tactic would work in high school. Kids in high school are too shallow to have sex with someone who is rumored to have a little penis because they are curious. Usually kids in high school do things that they could brag to their friends. Having sex with the little dick kid is not bragging material. It was an enjoyable story though.

Worthy of O'Henry!

Edrider wrote a decent story with a decent ending. Surely goodness and mercy are following.

glad i kept reading

You should consider my stories like this one.

but not a great story. The CONCEPT of the story, however, is fantastic

Five stars!

You are playing games with strange ideas and development, cool. A future writer maybe. You're playing with us lol.....

bill...

5s

This had a comedic quality to it. Oh, and I knew a guy like him in high school. Maybe 4 inches long soft but when it got hard, it was twice as long. Plenty enough to suit any high school girl.

LMAO at this one! Just as funny the second time through.

Very clever "bait" to get the fish on the line, then let the expert, multiple-orgasm cunt sucking reel them in... until they're so worked up they beg him for a fucking. The best "size" story I've ever read here, thanks!

I had some idea as I was reading this tale about what was going on, but I'll admit I never thought of the ice trick. I'm not sure why anyone would think of such a thing unless it was to do exactly what Jasper did. But the last line was hilarious and I really appreciated the punch line. Thanks for a good laugh! 4*

A clever little story, well told and I assume original. Maybe not everyone's cup of tea, so just discard any negative comments.

But not finished!!!!!

It seems like there is a missing paragraph. When Jasper told Audrey about his exploits, there should have been some verbiage about the small dick scam and the use of ice to shrink his stuff. It was implied when she described her first experience with him, but that was not enough.

I read this before and thought that existed. Has this been edited since it was submitted?

Good job ER!!

I thought it was a great story how he managed to get the girls to want to check him out awesome. I would like to see another chapter now his wife knows the story he told her is real.

Pretty funny story. Haven't seen that before.

This is a site for SEX stories; not high school writing class

it's clever, and i largely enjoyed it.

technically the story ended well enough, but it did feel like a abrupt ending.

Edrider writes a story in which no man gets fisted or otherwise abused or trod upon! Instead the story is about silly high school girls getting fooled and having sex. Actually pretty funny and if it had actually had an ending it would have been pretty good. But once again the lack of an ending ruins the overall story. Typical Edrider.

2 stars

Fooled how many girls

Good story enjoyed

4 stars

Funny enough, but why was Jasper still freezing his cock later on with Audrey? His senior year of seduction was over and once his needle dick trick was no longer needed, why would he pull out of Audrey and into an ice pack?

If you read between the lines I think it's obvious that Jasper was the one to start the story that his penis was tiny so he could get more kitty. Unless the man is over sized, as in super big, most women can't tell how big a penis is just from insertion in there vagina. After all that was what it was made to do.

On a lighter note. When I first came north to live it was late July. The water temperature at home was the low 80's. Some of my new friends had a stream that was dug out for a swimming hole that was 4 feet deep with a rope to swing out to drop into the middle. What they didn't tell me was that the water that was feeding it was the ice melt run off from one of the Vermont Ski Centers. Ohhhhh was that cold. my legs turned blue and I thought I would never see mini-me and the family jewels ever again. Once I could feel my legs again and I warmed up, all was good. Asleep, he isn't impressive, but awake I'm a little above average in all dimensions. Never had any complaints. You just have to know how to use it.

Bad ending... or rather, no ending...

Strange story, somewhat absurd but original. So, I can give it a pass for originality but there is really nothing more than that.

great story. 5 stars

Amazing the things high school boys will do to get pussy. This is likely the most original trick I've ever heard pulled, but of course it's just a fantasy, right? Fiction?

Well done. Kudos and 5 out of 5 for imaginative storytelling. More please.

5*. Great story.

""She just can't imagine everybody knows about Jasper." - She obviously knows how big he is, and is presumably satisfied, so what's the problem?

To many of the commenters below: read the full story to the end. The wife Audrey is NOT upset about her husband's penis size. When aroused he is pretty big. She was surprised to hear the story he had confessed about his senior year was correct. But after hearing all the women and how they acted and got reeled in and snickered about his "apparent" dick size, I doubt she is outraged. I am sure she will talk to him about but also realize that though he was a pervert, he did it in a way that didn't seemed to hurt any of his conquests (great sex and he made them feel superior while they saw his cold, flaccid penis afterwards). Creative story.

...but dumb

A very intelligent young man. good story and curiosity proves it.

Fun, very imaginative story!