All Comments on 'Misjudging Her Reaction'

I like your story ,what worry s me is if the roles reversed this story would be baned from the site .

5 stars

A couple of comments - Lorena Bobbit said her husband cheated on her many times, and abused her for quite some time. If that was the case what she did makes sense. This story, a tongue-in-check take on George Andersons' February Sucks does show a more violent reaction. But then she's not thinking: as the mother of young children, not only would she get custody, but also child support and alimony. If she attacked him, she'd end up doing time and potentially lose all of that.

Haha?

she cut of his dick because she claimed he raped her, not because she was jealous that a movie star didn't ask her to cheat

Reattached it... and he made a couple of shot-to-video pr0n flicks. To prove it worked, I guess!

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5/5 for the sheer bloody audacity of it!!! Funny, too!!!

These 'famous' male/female takes the wife/hubby away for a night are getting old, the site is overfilled with it.

Good story!

5

This was simply February Sucks with role reversal but at least she got to express her views on cheating, a little draconian but if more wives were allowed to use the same preventative measures a hell of a lot more husbands would probably keep it in their pants, or if not then in a little air-tight Tupperware container in the freezer.

Yes such a measured response is always agreeable in these situations, unlike GA’s original which let’s face it the ending was for wimps.

Nice parallel to G.A.'s tripe offering 'February Sucks' but without the tripe! This is, at least, an understandable reaction served in a timely fashion! However, I have often suggested that if my wife, or any woman for that matter, did this to me she had better leave the knife deeply embedded in my heart because I would surely kill her the next chance I got. I am not normally a violent man but we all have our limits! Good job, well done, Thank You.

AWESOME we thank you

Yeah, she literally "bobbed" him. This was such a bad historical event on sooooo many levels.

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I just don't get how you can call Lo-Jay 'washed up' :;

Bobbitt was guilty, he is an ass, she needs prison

What an appropriate George Anderson homage. I can’t stop laughing. Lorena’s my heroine. Touché.

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This is a gender-mirror version of February sucks. Cool

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Really got me with the ending. Well done.

Easy five stars.

HA HA awesome well done

Lol.

Hmmm….maybe you should have waited until February?

Wow, a Lorena Bobbitt reference. Have to give points just for that alone!

Nice flip on "February Sucks," and as we all know, that is quite likely the wife's reaction if it was the husband who went off with the celebrity.

Good one.

Write an end like this for " February Sucks"

It would be Interesting.

He's baaaasckkkkkkk! Good to see you again, M&M. Please keep 'm coming!

Wow, did not see that coming. I was thinking this was a clever spin on the Feb Sux series, and BAM- Lorena Bobbitt shows up. A name that still strikes fear in male hearts today. Have to give this a 5, for total and complete originality, even tho it was ridiculously short. Thanks.

Well, at least it wasn't February!

Provoked a laugh! That made it worth…

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4 ****

Meh. It was the reverse of February sucks, which I never cared for, but I gave it a 3. It was funny and stupid, headed for a score of 2 at best until the ending. That made me laugh and I opted for the 3.

Always find it strange how in LW the women are supposed to have 100's of sexual partners sometimes for years, and the husbands are supposed to love it. Yet if a husband slips up even slightly or does have a one-time affair it is time to burn him at the stake.

We always read about the fragile male ego, but I guess that super strong female ego can never forgive.

Way to funny…. I just LOVED the his one!

TK

TEN STARS!!!!!!!!

And I thought this was going to be a REVERSE 'February Sucks'. JW better not take that nap....

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5*****, Hooyah, Salutes, great twist just a lil too short...

Not close to being this author's best effort...

But I will always support any realistic takes on the unrealistic "February Sucks". Even the bloody ones.

An easy 5 ⭐

Hilarious tongue-in-cheek story! 5 Stars. I bet even G. A. liked it!

Bobbittized!

LOL!

There's a blast from the past, but I'd never heard that aspect of the story. 5***** for her knife skills.

Had to give you a 5 star rating for the laugh at the end. You should have ended when she gave her name. No explanation at the ending. Let the reader think about it.

short and sadly funny

😅🤣😂...5*

Thanx!

Loklie

As long as you also believe a clitoridectomy is the answer to a cheating wife, then sure. Sauce for the goose, and all that.

Bwahahaha! Nicely done!!!

Wasn't much of a punchline at the end, a reference alone doesn't feel like a joke. Then again, we overdid the Bobbitt jokes when the original incident happened, so that well got pretty dry before long.

Lol ouch circumcision anyone ?

Thanks to Lorena Bobbitt,

We’ve gained a new way to give men what their due

Act like a chauvinist pig and you'll get

Snipped like a Bobbitt in two/

Put a bunch of bad references and cringe worthy inspiration in a blender and hope for the best?

On both sides of the ball, don't do the crime if you can't do the time. But Lorena only spent a couple of months in the loony bin and no real jail time.

After all is said and done I think this came up a little "short", bwahahahhahahaa get it? "Short!!"

Four star...only cause that would have a fair chance of happening to a husband that pulled that shit.

Not perfect, but thankyou, we certainly need far more burn the bastard stories...

I remember the story, but not quite that way. Good retelling.

A very realistic "February Sucks" type turnabout story! Way to use a real world example, my friend! Now that is creative writing!

Almost a Feb. sucks inverse. But you made it a Flash story instead of the more believable ones that do not involve a crazy woman with a knife.

actually quite funny (if you're one of those Entertainment watcher types) or are old enough to remember Lorena or any of the jokes to come from that circus.

LMAO. thank you. i needed that.

You really need to have lived (and at least 30yrs old) during Bobbitt's rein of terror, to men and adding empowerment to women, to get the subtle joke. Many a men squeeze their legs together when her name is spoken. And many aggrieved WIVE's use her name to obtain a clear understanding in their husband's about ANY thought of philandering - ouch!!!

Ah yes, how can we forget. That incident gave late night comedians material for a solid month.

HaHa Terrific. But glad I'm not he. LP

60% missed the historical tie-in

20% understood the historical tie-in but have a stick firmly up their bum

NICE! I remember that piece of history. Laughed my ass off then too. got-cha 5*

Hadn't thought of the Bobbitts for many years. Great read, thanks for your efforts.

So many funny comments. Yeah, it is always funny when women and other laugh about mutilation. Same thing happened on the tv show the talk, with Sharon Osborne. Everybody laughing about male mutilation, in real life. No body offended, no body penalized, and females get away with it. Look it up on you tube. Real funny Fact is women are rarely arrested in domestic violence incidents, even though statistically more men suffer serious bleeding wounds because women employ weapons, men just push , hit , and shove.

Notchur best but entertaining nonetheless.

It's not just boxer dogs that get their ears "bobbed."

Keep 'em comin'.

like a role reversal of 'February Sucks' but with a more satisfying outcome. George Anderson, read and learn!

Didn't she drive down the road and toss it out the window? And then told the cops where to find it?

Makes for a hell of a story here. More writers should continue it in Literotica fashion.

Very clever story. Great twist. I was thinking as others of a reverse Feb Suck story too. BardnotBard