by Jackiegirl
he and his woman are probably glad they have twin beds. slanted, but cute.
That is exactly how I have always pictured "them". That was great; I am grinning from ear to ear.
I resint you catagorizin us lik that. I measured mine and its 5 and 3/4"! You jus wish you had it, ha! Soonas I git it unstuk from my shorts I'll strok it up for ya! Meybe send you a piture of it! You jest jelous cause you ain't got one yourself! Hafta git it from us and you dont lik it none. Its called penis emvy! Git some help!
Mr. Anonymous
ps. I know thats spelled rite cause I copied it off the web page Ha!
Well to us readers that was funny. I never gave much thought about how much e-mail all of you writers get. I can see were some of us can be real pests. Point well made.
Great writing as always
Peggytwitty
way too perfect, thanks for writing that :) It's exactly the way I picture those losers looking :)
a writer with either your humor or level of eroticism. I look for your stories and enjoy them. They are well written, intelligent, and erotic. I suppose that makes you well read, intelligent, and erotic. Good story!
I have only one problem with your piece. I wish I had written it! Terrific satire, Jackie. You're the best.
Loved every word of it, and sounds compleatly true as well.
Too many wankers out there are afraid to put thier real name to thier snide comments about other peoples work, when they obviously couldn't write a shopping list, let alone a decent story, and they have the ordacity to hide behind an anon name
That's so funny. I get shit all the time from douchebags like this. One guy that gave me a shitty rating practically sent me a biography about his alcoholic ex wife that divorced him 20 YEARS AGO. That was awesome though, and I thank you. You just pissed off half of the Republican party and all of the NRA.
Totally right, all men are a waste of time. World would be a better place without any of the fuckers.