by Narg
I have this comical, funny picture of the male elves cuming, then falling over and passing out with their 2 1/2 or 3 inch members. This is a fun, interesting, and exciting and entertaining story. Thank you for sharing it with us and I’m looking forward to reading more.
The line "I give zero fucks" was so well placed and well timed, especially considering the unfolding scene. All in all, sexy and humourous.
5 / 5 would fap again
"I came as quick as I could. Then I ran over to check it out."
Excellent setup and execution. Very funny.
Totally loving this story! Really looking forward to reading the rest of them.
Awesome story.
There's nothing better than exotic cockloving beauties.
The elf cop appearance reminded me of the Artemis Fowl books.
This is hilarious! In a totally ridiculous and awesome way. Keep writing it's just so corny I cant stop reading and laughing.