by Rodrigo Santeria
Thanks Bob
I sold yellow pages advertising for 30 years.
Never got that lucky.
FYI this story is based on reality, just reimagined. She did, in fact, tell me she got "new boobies" and shake them at me. Additionally, she was older enough, that I looked past her, but I did think I've never touched fake boobies. I am 100% certain, if Id have had the courage and inclination, she would have let me feel them. Slippery slopes of missed opportunity, huh?
TY for reading. ~ Rodrigo