Nintendo Town Ch. 02

***All characters in this story are at very least 18 years old***

"No, it's okay. It was a bad idea anyway. It would have been a poor use of your time."

Jeff didn't know what was more embarrassing, the fact that he hadn't been able to get his cock hard or the fact that a hyper-sexualized version of Toadette was consoling him about it.

He was still reeling from the situation he had been thrust into. He had purchased a porn dating sim based off of Nintendo characters and had somehow been sucked inside it. He had been there for less than half an hour and already a mega busty Toadette had sucked his cock and swallowed his load.

It turns out that it wasn't all just fun and blowjobs, however. The over-the-top plot of the game was that all the Nintendo women had forgotten their true purpose: to live for and serve cock. It was apparently Jeff's job to remind them of this "fact" before the Goddess Rosalina discovered the spell to rid the world of cocks forever.

But Jeff had nothing but a tiny shitty apartment and - apparently - really bad stats.

"It was stupid of me to ask you to fuck my little asshole, Jeff," Toadette said. Her tone was genuine, but Jeff couldn't help but feel humiliated at her choice of words and her naturally high-pitched voice. "I knew that you had just cum and that your stats are low, but I was just so excited to have it happen, y'know? But you should go out there and improve those stats so that you can do more of the fun stuff more often!"

Jeff really didn't like being talked down to like he was a complete idiot, but he really had no choice. Toadette was clearly his guide for this game and although the reality of his situation still made no sense to him, all he could do was roll with it.

"It's fine, it's fine," he said, brushing this admittedly gorgeous version of Toadette away as he stood up and pulled up his pants. He looked around the dirty beat-down apartment that he had appeared in and then noticed that his outfit was just as bad. Jeff didn't consider himself a good dresser - nobody did - but at least his clothing was usually clean and inoffensive. Right now he was wearing dirty sweatpants and a t-shirt with rips and stains on it. "Can't you just take me to- who did you say was easy? Daisy?"

Toadette clicked her tongue and stood up after Jeff. She put on her own overalls properly now that it was clear that she wasn't going to get any.

"Well, I guess I did say that," she began carefully. "But maybe you missed the point. If you focus too hard on the girls, you're not going to be able to get the girls."

"You're making no sense, take me to Daisy," Jeff said and reached for the door to the apartment.

The door didn't open.

Not only did it not open, but the handle didn't even move.

"What are you doing?" Asked Toadette.

"I told you, take me to Daisy, why is the door locked?"

"Oh no," she said, facepalming. "I'm starting to think that we really have no chance here."

"Are you telling me that doors don't work in this game?"

"Jeff. Press your menu button."

Oh right, he had forgotten. There was a small button in his field of view that Toadette had pressed when they first met. He reached out and touched it. Once again, his unimpressive stats flashed in front of his face.

Strength - 1

Charm - 2

Intelligence - 1

Stamina - 2

"So what?" He asked. "Are you just trying to make me feel worse?"

"Change tabs to the World Map, you adorable dummy," Toadette said, unable to hold back a grin at just how helpless her new charge was.

"Ugggh, everything in this game is such a pain!" Jeff complained as he reached up to do what Toadette suggested.

"Even getting your dick sucked a few minutes ago?" She asked.

"I guess that wasn't so bad," Jeff conceded as he looked over the map that had popped up in front of his face. He furrowed his eyebrows. "Hey, what gives? Basically every location is crossed off!"

"Well duh!" Toadette said, still mocking within her light-hearted tone. "I'm not sure how many times I need to say this, but your stats are terrible and you have no money! You're going to have to unlock everything through patience and good decision-making."

"How does anybody beat off to this?" Jeff grunted.

"You're just upset that you didn't get to fuck my ass," Toadette countered.

Jeff knew she was right but he also didn't want to admit it, so he re-focused on the map.

"Well I guess the Gym and the Alleyways are open," he observed.

"I wouldn't try the Gym yet. Not until you at least have a few bucks. Some gym clothes wouldn't hurt either."

"Wow this game sucks," Jeff said and tapped on the Alleyways icon.

Jeff could hear Toadette beginning to say something, but he wasn't able to make it out what it was before he suddenly appeared in an entirely new location. The name "Alleyways" certainly wasn't lying. Behind him was a dead end and in front there was a twisting path of thin alleys with tall walls. He looked up and could just make out the evening sky. He was standing alone. He wasn't sure why, but he had expected Toadette to travel with him.

There were small orange lights scattered along the alley walls that looked to be about fifteen feet above the ground and provided illumination that Jeff couldn't decide between being calming or spooky.

There were a few sketchy-looking metal doors lining the walls as well, but Jeff had absolutely no interest in investigating them. His instincts told him that he wouldn't be able to enter them anyway.

Although his first minutes inside of this porn game were exciting to him - meeting a gorgeous and ridiculously busty version of Toadette and then having her get on her knees and suck down his cock and cum like it was her favourite thing in the world - everything since had just been a drag. Maybe he could quit out.

He pressed the menu button and looked up at the tabs that he hadn't noticed until Toadette had pointed them out. There was a tab for Map, Stats, Inventory, and Options. He hit the Options tab, but all that came up was the text "Please Enjoy the Game!"

"That's not an option," Jeff grumbled to himself as he closed the menu and began to walk down the alleyway. He had somehow figured that he wouldn't be allowed to leave this game of his own volition, but it was still upsetting to discover proof of it. That blowjob from Toadette had felt amazing, why couldn't he just experience that over and over? Who cared about the big stupid plot and the-

Jeff stopped in his tracks. He had just turned a corner and right in front of him was a door that looked very different than all the others. It had a wooden frame and stained glass diamond shapes in purple, teal, and yellow. There were gold diagonal bars over the stained glass that formed its own diamond shapes that didn't quite match up with the stained glass. Above it was a symbol of a treasure chest. It struck Jeff as extremely familiar, but he wasn't able to place where he knew it from. He approached the door and could swear he could hear faint carnival music coming from the inside. He reached out to the door.

Locked.

It wasn't like the door to his apartment, however. This handle jiggled and moved like a real door. He jumped back when he heard a giggle in his ears as a text box appeared in front of his face.

"This shop is only open at Night, handsome. Hope to see you back!"

Then it hit him. The Treasure Chest Shop Gal from Majora's Mask! His cock twitched as he imagined a version of the already sexy seductive character but with Toadette's proportions. Oh yeah, he wanted a piece of her right now! He opened up his menu again to see if he could find a way to pass the time, but there didn't seem to be an option. However, he did notice that on the map screen there was a section that showed the current time of day and his money. It showed that it was Evening and that he had - of course - $0.

He remembered that in dating sim games basically any action of consequence made time pass and since he was here to make some money from Bowsette, he could have his money and fuck a horny Nintendo slut too. Who knows, maybe Bowsette could help him out that way too.

He continued down the alleyways, his mood now lifted as he looked for Bowsette, picturing the unofficial character in his mind's eye. He wasn't keeping track of his path at all as he turned around corners at random, just assuming that he was going to run into her at some point. But after turning corner after corner and walking down alleyway after alleyway his legs were starting to hurt and he wasn't finding any hint of Bowsette or even the Treasure Chest Shop again. For a game that wouldn't even let him leave his apartment, it sure had no problem with very large environments.

Jeff had had enough. He opened up the map and tapped on his apartment, but instead of instantly transporting him there like what had happened with the Alleyways, a little warning message popped up.

*Time will pass until Morning if you go home. Do you want to do this?*

Jeff was just about to confirm that he did in fact want to do that when an image of Toadette's disappointed face popped into his mind. He wasn't quite sure why he should be concerned with the feelings of a porn version of a Nintendo character in a video game, but he couldn't deny his reaction. He told himself it was because he didn't want to lower his chances of future blowjobs from the little shortstack, but he knew that wasn't the whole true.

He sighed and tapped on the Gym instead. Maybe Toadette was exaggerating and Daisy would be open to at least make out or something.

Jeff felt a sudden and deep sense of relief when he was immediately transported out of the labyrinthine Alleyways and onto an open street. It was still Evening and not Night (he checked his menu) and the Gym had big lights on indicating that it was still open.

He strode up to the entrance but he felt a large hand against his chest as a large grumpy-looking Koopa faded into view. If the women in this world were transformed into hyper-sexual and wildly curvy versions then clearly the men went in another direction. This Koopa looked more like a retired Ninja Turtle than a Koopa. He was wrinkly, massive, and looked like he hadn't slept in weeks.

"Where do you think you're going, huh?"

"W-well, I was hoping to have a go at the Gym," Jeff said, flushing hard when his attempt at sounding confident backfired.

"Well I can't let you in lookin' like that, even if you have a pass. The ladies wouldn't stand for it."

Jeff craned his neck over the beefy green arm of the Koopa and thought he glimpsed a huge juicy ass in a brown pair of yoga pants. Could that be Daisy?

"Hey! Are you listenin' to me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry," Jeff say, reluctantly turning his attention back to the bouncer. He realized he wasn't sure if he could actually get hurt in this simulation or this reality or whatever it was that he was actually inside, so it was better to play it safe. "I was just in the Alleyways trying to make some money, but I searched for hours and couldn't find Bowsette."

"You searched for your what?" Asked the Koopa.

"Huh?"

"You said you searched for 'ours'. Your what?"

"What? No, I said 'hours'!" Jeff said in an annoyed tone.

"Yeah, that's what I said."

Jeff blinked. Maybe with the way that time worked in this game, there wasn't really the same units of minutes and hours that he was used to. After all, if evening only turned into night after a certain action, then there wouldn't really be a need for that sort of time measurement.

"Right. Sorry," Jeff responded, not wanting to get on this guy's bad side any more than he already seemed to be. "The point is that I was told that Bowsette would be in the Alleyways and that she could give me some work, but I couldn't find her."

"Dinnit yer guide give you da right tool for that?" The Koopa asked, appearing to soften a little. "Oh no, you dinnit get Birdo did ya?"

"Oh! Oh no, I got Toadette," Jeff answered, feeling some relief. He had no idea that he could have been assigned somebody else.

"Oh! Oh wow!" The Koopa responded. "Oh what I wouldn't give to have that fat-titted little babe bouncing on my dick! Oh WOW just thinking about it makes me stiff!"

Jeff hadn't really expected that reaction and out of instinct he looked down at the Koopa's crotch. His eyes bulged when he saw a gigantic naked green cock rise up from between the bouncer's legs.

"Y-yeah, I'm sure lucky!" He said, blushing hard as his eyes snapped back up to the Koopa's face although he could now see the bulbous cockhead in his periphery.

"I'd say!" The Koopa replied. "No disrespect to Lady Bowsette, but she can be a little... rough with us Minions. It's a little much sometimes."

Jeff would have never figured in a million years that he would have been standing outside of a gym trying to look sympathetic toward a naked Koopa with a massive hard-on as they talked about being handled by Bowsette, but here he was.

"Y-yeah, that sounds tough."

"Oh it's alright. Thanks for lending yer ear. But listen, you'd bettah go see Toadette and get that item from her! You'll never find Bowsette without it!"

Jeff's stomach sunk. He was going to have to disappoint Toadette either way now. Not to mention that he'd have to skip today's chance to visit the Treasure Chest Shop Gal.

"Thanks very much," Jeff said sincerely. "And I hope Bowsette goes easy on you."

"Hey, thanks!" The bouncer replied. Jeff was relieved to notice that his huge green boner seemed to be disappearing. "Yer a lot nicer than most of the Players I've met! I'm Tuggolt."

"Jeff," replied Jeff with a grin. As if to confirm the friend he had just made, a message stating *+1 Charm* popped up in front of his face. Tuggolt either didn't notice it or didn't care. They waved and Jeff brought up his menu, took a deep breath, and confirmed to the game that he wanted to go back home.

This time when he was transported, everything went black. Jeff looked around but couldn't see anything. For a moment he wondered if he was back home in his room with all the lights off. The idea of being home gave him mixed feelings, but the possibility was soon erased as he suddenly realized that his cock was inside a warm wet hungry mouth. The telltale high-pitched moaning of Toadette wafted into his ears and he realized that his eyes were closed. He must have been sleeping.

Sure enough he opened his eyes and he was back in his ratty apartment in his ratty bed in this strange porn game that he had been sucked inside of. But the quality of his apartment was the last thing on his mind with Toadette's mouth around his boner.

In addition it to being incredibly hot, Jeff was relieved by the blowjob because it meant that Toadette couldn't be all that angry at him.

"OHhhhhh yes, just like that. Oh I've missed your mouth, baby," he grunted, putting one hand on her huge bobbing mushroom head. He focused on the sensation of her massive overall-clad bust pushing into his upper thighs as she sucked his dick.

"Mmmmphhh! Mmmm!" Toadette moaned in between loud sloppy slurps. Jeff never wanted it to end. It was every bit as good as he remembered from the time before, except now he wasn't so shocked from the situation and so he could enjoy it more. Plus, seeing Toadette's face so happy and at peace made him happy too.

He had lasted a bit longer than last time, but his Stamina stat was still just at 2 after all and it wasn't long before he began to shoot his load directly into her mouth. She once again expertly swallowed up every single drop before popping her lips off his shrinking staff.

"Mmm, even tastier the second time!" She giggled.

Jeff smiled and held out his arm and to his delight she understood and shimmied up so that he could hold her into his chest. He remembered how little she cared about where his eyes were, so he stared directly down her ocean of cleavage as he spoke to her.

"I thought you'd be angry at me for wasting my day yesterday!" He admitted.

"Oh don't be silly! I'm just your silly cum-hungry guide, Jeff. Plus, you'll be allowed to waste a little time, you just can't waste *all* your time. And, I have to admit, that even if I do get mad at you, I'm still going to wake you up with a blowjob until you set somebody else to do it instead."

Jeff's cock twitched at the idea of having such a lewd choice at his disposal. He remembered the thick incredible ass he had seen for just a brief moment through the glass doors at the gym. He would make Daisy his. He had to!

"Well I learned my lesson," he said, kissing her shroom head. "Tuggolt told me that you'd have something for me that will help me find Bowsette more easily?"

"You'll need it to find her at all!" Toadette's high pitched voice replied. "I shoulda told you sooner I guess!"

Jeff couldn't help but notice that she seemed a lot softer on him now compared to the day before. He didn't want to speculate too hard on the reasons, he was just grateful for it.

"Nah, it was my fault for being in such a rush. Anyway, can I have it?"

"Oh sure!" Toadette said, hopping out of the cuddle and walking over to the shabby one room apartment's tiny closet. She pulled out a spikey green dildo. Of course, Jeff thought.

"But Bowsette can only be found in the Evening," Toadette continued. "And there's not a lot you can do otherwise right now with your stats and how broke you are."

"Yeah yeah, you keep reminding me."

"Well I guess you can just sleep in bed until Evening. It's not really an efficient use of your second day, but hopefully you've learned a bit of a lesson."

"How many days do I have anyway?" Jeff asked. "Y'know, before Roaslina finds the spell or whatever."

"Don't worry about that. I'm sure you'll get updated with main quest events as you go."

"Right, right," Jeff said, sighing as he went back to the bed. Would he be able to go back to sleep? Maybe it would just be automatic. Then he had a thought.

"Wait a minute," he said, opening his menu and looking at his stats. "My Charm is at 3 now after befriending Tuggolt. Does that change anything?"

"Oh maybe!" said Toadette. Man, there was something about her joyful voice that always made Jeff a little happier when he heard it. "Why don't you check your map?"

Jeff opened it back up. He had never really taken a truly good look at it before. He had just been distracted by all the places he couldn't go and how annoyed he was at his lack of power and influence. He realized that he should instead be looking at this map as a chart of possibilities. These were all places that he would be able to go eventually. And if he would wake up every day to Toadette's dutiful mouth around his horny cock, then he could manage to have a little patience.

"There! The Park! I don't think that was open before!"

"Oh, nice!" Toadette cooed. "There's not all that much to do there, but it would be more useful than going to bed, that's for sure!"

"Great! This time I won't just run off and I'll make sure I'll bring you along."

"Oh, well, that's very sweet and all, but..." Toadette started. Her voice sounded as glum as Jeff had ever heard it. "I'm a guide character. I'm only ever in your home. But don't worry! I can make myself disappear if you ever bring somebody home with you and if you ever move, I'll just be there in your new place!"

"Oh! Oh, that's great," Jeff said, feeling a sinking sensation in his stomach. "Well, um, off I go!"

Then he reached for the button for the park before just stopping himself.

"You almost did it again," Toadette said with a smile, holding out the green spikey dildo for Jeff. Jeff hesitated to take it. Less because of the nature of the item being offered and more because he wanted to feel Toadette's gigantic bust press up against his stomach for a little while longer.