Nintendo Town Ch. 02

When he felt the moment getting awkward he waited just a little more and then he finally reached out and grabbed the dildo from Toadette. The moment he touched it, it disappeared from his hands.

"Ah!" He yelped.

"Oh don't worry, silly! It's in your inventory now!"

"Oh, yes. Oh right," he said with a forced smile. Then, too embarrassed to say or do anything more, he tapped the icon for the park and disappeared from his apartment.

Jeff had to shield his eyes from the bright sunlight that blasted into his face when he appeared at his new location. He realized it was the first time he had seen true sunlight since arriving. His apartment either had no windows or very tiny windows - Jeff couldn't remember - and his only other time outside was in the Evening. When his eyes had adjusted enough, he took in his surroundings. There was a large circle fountain surrounded by a brick walkway and then grass surrounding that. There were a few benches and scattered trees and - holy shit! There was Peach! The Princess Peach herself! She was unmistakable even if she wasn't in her signature dress. She was still wearing that same pink, but it was instead on a one piece running jumpsuit that her insane curves were stuffed into. She was standing next to and chatting with a woman in a matching blue outfit. Jeff didn't recognize the woman, but she was gorgeous with white hair. She looked a decade or two older than Peach at least and was a little shorter and more full-figured and somehow sported an even bigger bust than Peach or Toadette.

Jeff felt suddenly filled with confidence. These were the first female characters he had run into in this world except for Toadette and this place was supposed to be full of them. He had won over that huge scary bouncer, why couldn't he do the same with Peach and whoever that other woman was? Jeff started to get hard just thinking about Peach's massive jiggling tits squished around his stiff cock. Even if he shot out his biggest load ever, he wouldn't get near to covering up all her cleavage. He grinned and started to walk toward the pair.

But both his confidence and his boner shrunk as soon as he was a few feet away because when Peach noticed him, she immediately had a disgusted look come over her gorgeous royal face.

"Ohmygod, gross. Look Melony, another Player."

"Ew, he's disgusting! Look at his clothes!" The woman apparently named Melony replied.

"Um, ladies, I'm right here." Jeff said. He couldn't remember a time he had been more embarrassed. He had completely forgotten about his entirely ratty outfit.

"Wow, is he *actually* trying to talk to us?" Peach laughed, not making eye contact.

"Go play in the fountain like all the new Players, little boy. You're making us smell bad," Melony said and turned back. Jeff took a second before he left, stunned by the moment that Melony actually looked at him with her ice blue eyes and her half-zipped down one piece that showed off miles of creamy cleavage. He noticed he was shaking as he walked back toward the fountain. Why was he actually doing what she had said, he wondered? He had to admit that it was a beautiful fountain. Were those coins at the bottom? Jeff felt a surge of shame as he considered getting in and collecting them. He felt like he couldn't sink much lower in the opinion of Peach and Melony, so why not? He looked back and noticed that the pair were pointing and giggling at him, but for whatever reason it only gave him more confidence. He lifted his leg to step into the fountain and his body froze as a message popped up in front of his face.

*Collect coins from the fountain and move time forward?

-Yes

-No*

Jeff knew he clearly wasn't going to get anywhere with those snotty joggers and he had nothing else he was able to do, so he selected "Yes".

Jeff then had the strange experience of watching himself collect coins in a two-dimensional cutscene. It only lasted a few seconds before everything went black and another message displayed in front of him.

*You found $2 in the fountain!*

Then the message disappeared and Jeff found himself back in the park, but the surroundings had slightly changed. The sun was higher in the sky and Peach and Melony weren't there anymore. He was about to go for round two in the fountain to make it Evening so he could finally go visit Bowsette, but he heard a strange melody. It didn't exactly sound like singing but at the same time, Jeff wasn't sure what else it could be. He walked around the fountain and felt his cock push against his sweatpants when he saw a redheaded beauty swaying back and forth. The sound was certainly coming from her mouth, but it still didn't sound entirely human. He couldn't help but look at her huge breasts swaying in her white blouse as she clasped her hands together and continued her strange swaying dance.

It was Malon. Or Cremia, he supposed. He would have to ask. If she would let him, of course. Jeff maybe should have been deterred by his experience with Peach and Melony, but he felt entranced by the song and her swaying. Her face stared straight forward as she sang and Jeff took advantage of the fact that she didn't seem to notice or care about him by staring at her full bouncing bust. He stood and stared until he had a raging erection but was shocked out of it by the sudden stoppage of her singing. He looked up at her and she was looking at him with a curious expression. Jeff blushed hard, but she didn't appear to be angry.

"Hello! I'm Malon! Are you my little grasshopper?"

Jeff once again found himself frozen and instead of being able to answer freely, dialogue options appeared in front of him. More accurately, one option appeared in front of him:

*No, sorry.*

Jeff sighed and picked it.

"Oh that's too bad!" Malon replied in a sing-songy voice and immediately returned to her swaying and singing.

Jeff stood and leered at her for a little while longer but after a time it began more torturous than pleasurable to not be able to do anything about his arousal so he went back to the fountain and confirmed that he wanted to collect more coins. He found $3 this time and reasoned that there must be a small amount of variance in the amount that the game gave him for it.

When he came back to the park, it was certainly evening but although time had passed, the place was still only occupied by Malon. Jeff opened his map and went back to the Alleyways.

This time he didn't appear in the same dead end he had last time. This time he found himself standing right in front of a huge onyx black throne. It was so raised up that he could only see legs and feet from his point of view, but he knew who it was without being able to see all of her. Even without the two huge naked Koopa guards at her side, Jeff knew he had found Bowsette.

"U-um, hi!" He stuttered. Suddenly the ground under his feet rumbled and he felt himself rising up. He gawked as she came into view. She looked almost twice as large as any other woman he had seen in this world. Her dress was pitch black except for the blue gem between her cleavage and Jeff couldn't believe his eyes at her thick imposing horns and sharp fangs as she smiled at his nervous face.

Despite himself, Jeff looked down into her ocean of exposed cleavage. Even adjusting for her half-giantess size, she had the biggest tits Jeff had ever seen. If nothing else, this game clearly catered to Jeff's unoriginal but intense lust for extremely large breasts.

"Oh goodie! Another little toy!" Bowsette purred. Her voice wasn't exactly what Jeff was expecting. It wasn't deep and intimidating, but it wasn't high-pitched like Peach or Toadette's either. With no other good descriptor, Jeff thought that her voice sounded the most "human" out of all the characters he had met so far. There was no exaggeration or element of cartoony nature despite the fact that she looked the most unreal. He had no idea how she could be comfortable sitting there with that big green spikey shell sticking out from behind her.

"I, um, I was told that you could give a new Player a job?" Jeff asked, looking nervously at the two guards at her side. They looked a lot bigger and meaner than Tuggolt had.

"Oh you're all the same," Bowsette scoffed. She snapped her fingers and one of her guards turned to the side and draped his gigantic green cock over her throne. Bowsette began to rub it with both hands like it was a pet, not a sex organ. "It's always 'what can you do for ME, Bowsette', it's never 'oh please can I watch you get fucked, Bowsette'."

Jeff hesitated. He wasn't even sure himself if he would enjoy watching that. He might be too scared to enjoy it, but at the same time, seeing such an intimidating babe get plowed by one of those monsters might be hot.

"Well, obviously you can do what you want, I had just heard that-"

"-OH, it's a particularly pathetic one!" Bowsette cut him off. "Okay, I've got a good job for you. It's been a while since I doled this one out. Scrub my alley with this toothbrush," she said. She reached behind her head and into her shell and pulled out a ratty old toothbrush.

Jeff stared at it but Bowsette's attention was already elsewhere. She dropped the toothbrush and Jeff's raised piece of ground began to lower back to its original place. Just before Bowsette left his sight, he caught a glimpse of her grabbing the cock that was draped across her lap and picking it up with two hands.

He had no idea whether to be grossed out, scared, or turned on, but then he saw the toothbrush on the ground.

"Oh right. I'm grossed out," he said.

He looked behind him at what Bowsette must have considered to be "her alley". Except for her ridiculous throne and bodyguards it looked like any other alley in this miserable location of Nintendo Town. It was long and dark and gross and when Jeff reached down to pick up the toothbrush, he hoped beyond hope that this task would operate like the fountain and he would only have to watch a cutscene and not actually scrub the entire thing manually. When his fingers curled around the worn down black toothbrush, he noticed that it stayed in his hand instead of being instantly transported to his inventory but he wasn't sure what that meant.

He could hear loud slurping and gross deep moaning coming from above him so he decided to walk to the other end of the alley but he was horrified to discover that there were speakers there that played the lewd sounds louder and crisper than he could hear them before.

"That's right, big boy, you're so nice and tasty for me," he could hear Bowsette's voice purr. Once again Jeff was torn over how exactly he felt. Jeff got onto his knees, sighing while remembering all the degradation he had experienced already today between the way Peach, Melony, and Bowsette had talked to him. This task seemed like overkill to him. Then he remembered the loving and sexy way Toadette had woken him up and he remembered the giggling voice of the Treasure Chest Shop Gal. Right, he had that to look forward to after this. His excitement was tempered, however. There was no telling how she would actually react to seeing him, especially with his dirty clothing, and if this game was teaching him anything it was that he needed to be patient and prepared for failure. He reached out with the toothbrush and pushed it against the ground.

*Would you like to clean the alleyway and move time forward?*

"Oh thank god," Jeff said. He couldn't hit the "Yes" button fast enough and soon found himself watching another 2D cutscene of him cleaning the nasty alleyway. Even though he wasn't actually doing it, he couldn't help but gag a little at the images. This cutscene was noticeably longer than the fountain one, but Jeff suffered through it and after about thirty seconds he was back in the alleyway.

*You made $10 cleaning the alley!*

Ten dollars?! Jeff was livid. It was barely more than the fountain gave him! The alley didn't even look any cleaner and although it had been a cutscene, Jeff felt exhausted. He had half a mind to tell off Bowsette but then he remembered that it was now Night and she wouldn't even be there.

"It's probably for the best," he muttered to himself. He wasn't sure what some of these characters were capable of and he didn't want to chance being turned into a Koopa and being stuck in this game forever or something.

Jeff had half a thought to just go home and sleep and have a warm wake up call from his shortstack housemate, but he resisted the temptation. He was making so little money and barely making his stats go up at this point -all that cleaning work hadn't even boosted them! - so he couldn't afford to waste time. Plus, it would be better to know where he stood with the Treasure Chest Shop Gal one way or another. He walked toward the middle of the alley where it branched into another pathway but Jeff was stopped when he tried to walk there.

*Do you want to leave the Alleyways?* the game prompted.

Jeff was confused. Now that he was able to get to Bowsette, did that mean that the rest of the area was cut off to him? He selected "No" and opened his inventory. It didn't appear that he could unequip or disable the green spikey dildo, so what the hell? On one hand he felt lucky that he had discovered the Treasure Chest Shop before he missed the chance but on the other hand it almost made it worse. Now he knew about a location that he couldn't reach! He hated when games locked things out. How many other places like that were there? He grunted and opened up his map and was about to go to the park to check out what it was like at Night, but then something caught his eye. Next to the Alleyways button was a smaller little circle that looked like a location point but had no text beside it. He tapped it and it grew bigger.

*Treasure Chest Shop* it read.

Jeff's heart soared. He didn't know if he had made it appear by stumbling on it the day before or if it had always been there, but he didn't care, he warped there immediately.

He was met with the sight of that same strange door except this time the music was playing much louder and lights were on all around the door and circling the treasure chest logo on top. He looked down and then wished he hadn't. His outfit really was pretty gross. He would have to ask Toadette where he could buy stuff so he could see how much it was to buy a non-garbage outfit.

Still, he had come here to gather information at the very least so he opened the door and walked inside.

The place looked just like his memory of the bizarre shop in Majora's Mask. It was abnormally spacious and empty except for one other person: The Treasure Chest Shop Gal. There was at least twenty five feet separating them but Jeff could still make out her purple blue hair, her tight pink t-shirt crop top, and of course her signature wiggling body. Just like Malon stuck in her swaying singing loop, this fellow Legend of Zelda character seemed to tirelessly mimic her looping animation from the game. But also just like Malon, she had much better graphics and just a gigantic bust. Jeff grinned when he saw her smiling at him and he began to walk toward her.

"Hello handsome, would you like to play a game?" She asked.

Jeff couldn't help it. His cock was already hard. He had had such a shitty time since leaving his apartment, he was more than ready for a break and seeing and hearing this gorgeous, busty, and extremely sensual girl was enough for him to flip his switch into lust mode. Her large breasts crushed into the counter top as she swayed back and forth and as he got closer he noticed that she had a huge juicy ass packed into a pair of pink yoga pants as well.

"I'm not sure, how much does it cost?" He asked, cursing himself in his head for always sounding so stupid whenever he intended to sound confident or sexy.

"Well aren't you a cute customer? It's twenty rupees," she said.

"Um, well all I have are dollars," said Jeff. They were actually called Nintendo Bucks, but Jeff didn't know that and he would be very upset when he found out.

"Then you can't play, sweetie!" She giggled, still swaying. Jeff noticed that - like Toadette and to some extent Malon - this character didn't seem to mind at all when he openly leered at her. Yet unlike Malon, Jeff could talk normally to her, so he gained a bit of confidence.

"So, um, you don't seem to mind that I'm a guy, huh?" He asked, wondering if it was possible to literally die from embarrassment from how stupid he sounded to himself all the time.

"Why would I mind? I, like, loooove men, handsome," she said. Jeff's already hard cock twitched in his gross pants. He considered talking about the plot of the game and how all women were supposed to hate men now and have forgotten their true purpose, but he figured it might be better to both not bore her or give her the chance to change her mind.

"Well how about you pull down those pants then?" Jeff asked gracelessly. To his shock, the clerk let out a loud shivering coo.

"Oh I'm so glad! You don't know how long it's been since I've had cock!"

"Oh fuck yeah," Jeff muttered under his breath as he walked around her, watching her somehow take off her hyper-tight bottoms while not for a second stopping her sexy swaying animation. Her ass was round and full and Jeff immediately took the opportunity to get naked.

"Mmm, I just stand here all day long, thinking about getting my ass plowed by a strong handsome man and his big thick dick, but you'll have to do for now," she said. Jeff gritted his teeth, but he didn't care about his ego right now. He just wanted to drill this chick.

He gripped onto his shaft and realized that it would be a little difficult to actually line himself up with the way she was swaying.

"U-um, could you hold on for a second?" He asked. He had never felt so clumsy or uselesss during sex, especially while also feeling so horny.

"What do you mean?" She asked. Her voice was so floaty and dreamy and hadn't changed in tone at all despite the fact that she had just agreed to sex with a complete stranger. Jeff grabbed onto the sides of her thick ass to try and slow her down and was momentarily distracted but how amazing her flesh felt in his hands. She was so warm and soft and despite the absurdity of the situation at large and in the moment, he suddenly felt a connection to her. He stopped trying to stop her and instead watched her swaying. His eyes roved from her ass cheeks to her pussy hair to her wet folds. He looked back up at her head which was still staring forward and to the best of his knowledge still had the same dopey expression plastered on her face. He grinned and gripped the very tip of his cock with his fist and pushed the other half of his hand into her sex. He felt the movements of her swaying, back and forth, back and forth, and he moved his hips a little to match it.

"Oooo, yes, that's so good, handsome! Can you feel how wet I am? Oohhh wow do I ever want dick!"

Jeff smiled at the sincere and spacey girl although she couldn't see him and he began to push his cock through his hand, feeling the way she moved back and forth so that when he pushed out the other side of his fist, he lined up with her slit perfectly and begin to push inside her without difficulty.

"Ohhh shit, you weren't joking. WOW you're wet!" He gasped. He suddenly remembered his very low Stamina stat. He'd better get some good improvements from this.

"Mmm, you're bigger than I expected, handsome! Come on, fuck me good!"

That was all the encouragement Jeff needed. He was inside her far enough to let go with his hand so he placed it back on her ass, dug his fingers in, and pulled himself deep into her.

"UNnnhHHH!! UnhHH! Yes! YesYES! Oh YES, handsome! Fuck my little pussy!"

Jeff knew he wasn't going to last long. He knew it. But he would do his best. There was no reason to apologize or try to hold back. He couldn't help where he was at this point in the game so he was just going to enjoy the short time he had. He pulled back out and plunged back inside her, adoring the way her thick ass felt against his hands and his legs and stomach when his cock went hilt-deep.