by mcperk
Not does he treat her good,does he have a good job?
Nope it's how big is his dick.
Seriously lacking in priority of importance.
Did you seriously take time out of your life to write a story about an entire family body shaming?
I hate everything about this story.
Not because your MC has a smaller dick than his prospective in-laws, but because he seems to have no other redeeming qualities and seemed like a spineless idiot. Even if he did have a bigger dick, does he really want his children to have to show their dicks to their grandparents to gain their approval? How about, instead of growing red like a little kid, he shows some self-confidence and back bone? Or does he really not have anything else to him that could offset not being hung like a porn star?
So one humorless Literotica sourpuss decides that only top priority stories can be published (global warming,nuclear war, what else?), and all the others have to pile on and prove they can suck lemons too.
The author is no Sam Scribble, much less a Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett, but it's a funny little family story, fun to read, vulgar as can be but not obnoxiously obscene, and a damn good first effort.
To the sourpuss community:
Lighten up!
To mcperk:
Illegitimi non carborundum!
Weird but what a great ending. Easy to see size didn't matter when he blew a load all over the women. Could this happen? I guess.
I’m 82 and had my prostate removed due to cancer. No leakage but have ED. yet yesterday I blew a load similar to his, amazed myself. Your story will stick in my mind because it’s unique. Thanks!