All Comments on 'Petite Heat'

If this was meant as satire then it's well written.

I hardly know where to begin. Another reader posted a comment that read, "If this was satire then it's well written." I think that's giving the author far too much credit. I don't think this was satire. I think it was just very poor writing. This didn't even have the redeeming quality of being erotic. I sure won't be looking for more from this author.

I'm sorry I read this piece of crap. Wait, maybe that isn't fair. Maybe it was written by a pimply faced 14 year old virgin.

pimply faced 14 year old virgin would be your bastard son!!

Wow! This really sucked. I'm glad I read it though.. Now I know not to look for anything else that this author submitted. Perhaps

Holy crap1 This really SUCKED! Do us all a favor and stop writing.

So his mom is "built like a brick shithouse"? Do you even know what that actually means? You're basically saying she's got the figure of a Soviet-era shot-putter.