by Boxlicker101
...I remember MY first porno movie back in the '70s -- yeah, leaving the theater, going home, and ... massaging the swelling until it reduced. And wishing I had help from an appropriate and willing co-conspirator.
..."videotape" in a theater? Really? Not a movie? For that matter, are there still porn movie theaters in existence?
...if you couldn't tell, the first paragraph was kind of awkward -- nowadays, with the prevalence of porn on the internet, it's so easy to get these kind of movies free. So I've been told. {I'm one of those old-fart, prehistoric technological dinosaurs that still rents/buys porn DVDs}
...awkward "Mcguffin/meet-cute" aside, thanks for letting me relive a fantasy; voted 5.