Queen Bee

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I ran into Gina, again. Turned out all her roles were at Exotique. She was my first girl-on-girl partner. I was still mad at her for her stunt in setting me up with that bar tab, but I have to admit, her performance on set (and later at my apartment) went a long way to assuage my anger.

When I visited home, my old friends were jealous of my appearance on "NYPD Vice", except for that geek from high school, Hymie Stoller. I couldn't stand his pimply face in high school and made sure he was very familiar with our flagpole. At least twelve times, his pants had fluttered at the top of the pole while his shortcomings were on display at the bottom of the pole. I don't know why, but it had been so funny seeing that dweeb taped to the pole with his little penis hanging out of his boxer shorts.

He wasn't impressed with my hooker role on the cop show. He let me know that he was very impressed with the fisting scene in "Star Strippers and the Galactic Probe", a SyFy parody film I starred in. I was surprised. I'd dyed my blonde hair black and wore heavy eye makeup to disguise myself as Bea, but he'd seen through it. He let me know that he had the whole "Bea Queen" filmography and was willing to share it with the whole town, unless...

You guessed it. When I'm home, Hymie and I have to have a quickie whenever possible. He also comes to New York, where we have more time for Hymie to recreate all my starring roles, with him as the male star. His acne has cleared up, and his penis isn't nearly as small as I thought it was. In fact, he wants to know if I'll take him down to Exotique and see if there's a role for him.

I told him I'd run it up the flagpole.

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I see a lot of writers end their stories with a joke, so I thought I'd explain rodeo sex.

That's when you get your wife naked on all fours, shove your dick up her ass, grab her by the hair and whisper in her ear, "This is how your sister likes it!" Then you try to stay on for 8 seconds.

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Buster2UBuster2U6 months ago

"This is how your sister likes it!" LOL, that was funny right there. The story was very typical of how young women think they will become 'rich and famous' by going to Hollywood or New York City. But just become used and abused. Back in the Day, I was working in a 7-Eleven on the east side of San Jose, She stopped to talk when she recognized me while I was checking her out. I didn't recognize her at all. She had been a real High School Hottie that I had dated once. She explained to me (proudly) that she had gone to Hollywood, but all she ended up doing was partying every night with all the young Hollywood young studs. Now maybe 10 years later she looked like more like maybe 60 years old instead of 25 that she was. The "party life" for these young women is HARD. She learned the hard way. 10 stars for this story/ expose' on the slimy producers and other uses that take advantage of our young women trying to become one of the rich and famous. Thanks for this 'gripping' story. Buster2U

EastCoaster1EastCoaster17 months ago

Liked the story...

...loved the joke !

fritz51fritz517 months ago

Great joke, story was good too.

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