by dmallord
Not quite sure about the intent behind this, but I far preferred your first version. Can't pin down why, but the first version had a zing, whereas this one falls flat for me. I scored the first (a five), but didn't score this one.
Its like that story of the old rich billionaire who married this hot young thing that was pure sex on a stick. Everyone warned him she was just marrying him for his money. The old geezer said: "Oh I know she married me for my money but I plan on having a hell of a great time while she tries to find my money".